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A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away
--Unknown Dog
All types of dogs can be wonderful psychology healers;
mutt dogs, pedigreed dogs, Boxer dogs, hunting dogs,
Maltese dogs, German Shepherd dogs, golden retriever
dogs, Newfoundland dogs, old dogs, puppy dogs,
middle-aged dogs, etc.


Why are dogs better than men?..... Because you don't
have to hide your IQ from dogs

Why are dogs better than women?.....
Because the later you arrive home, the happier dogs are to see you.

The following from Info Beat
Stray Cat Strut

Stray cats will not be fed.

Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat
food moistened with a little milk.

Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat
food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and
leftover fish scraps.

Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked
up and cuddled unnecessarily.

Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and
cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.

Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed
inside the house at any time.

Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to
jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.

Stray cats will be permitted on furniture but must
sharpen claws on new $114.99 sisal rope scratching
post with three perches.

Stray cats will sleep outside.

Stray cats will sleep in the garage.

Stray cats will sleep in the house, but not in our bed.

Stray cats will sleep in our bed, but not under the covers.

Stray cats will not play on the desk.

Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.

Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer
keyboard on the desk when the human is using it.

Stray cats will not CJDJBEFUBEDBVKJB KNCX ZXMNLJN!


Einstein's Theory Of Cat Behavior

LAW OF CAT INERTIA - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,
unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat
food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there
is a really good reason to change direction.

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION - Cats know that
energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will,
therefore, use as little energy as possible.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY - All bags and boxes in a given room must
contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT - A cat's desire to
scratch furniture is
directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION - A cat is composed of Matter +
Anti- matter +
It Doesn't Matter.

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE - As yet undiscovered.

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