Dan Fought The Law (and The Law Won)
Mood:  energetic
Now Playing: Everclear's "Rockstar"

so yesterday morning as i'm driving into work, i'm calling up my groomsmen. i'm just going to remind them that their tuxes should be in tomorrow (now today) and that they can pick them up at any time. Dan, one of my groomsmen and my best friend, stammers:

"Well, Scott, I'm kinda in place right now where I'm not sure if I'll be able to make it to the wedding on sunday."

"Really. What place is that? Kentucky?"

"No," he says, "they have a warrant our for my arrest."

"WHAT?!" I yell in capital letters. "What did you do?! Who did you kill? What drugs are you running and does this mean there's an open position for me, because I could really use the extra money."

"I was in an accident a while back and I never paid the fines. I'm going to turn myself in after work."

i've tried calling Dan twice since that fateful call and he hasn't answered. Dan, if you're in the big house and are able to somehow read this, i have one word for you: Soap-On-A-Rope.

i'm enjoying a day off work after working two doubles in a row. have some errands i need to go run and i just completed two little graphic jokes for the wedding. we have these two little billboards, one of which will be on the groom's cake and i designed these to put on them:

so there you go. a little sneak-peek at the wedding, just for you my fans. ;)