So Sayeth the Bald Man
Mood:  celebratory
Now Playing: David Gray's "Please Forgive Me"

if you got it, flaunt it. if you don't got it or are losing it, shave it off. that's my creed. which is why i'm bald now. i totally shaved my head, Mach-3, Lex Luthor style. i like it. the girls at the Olive Garden like it. the gay guys at the Olive Garden like it. who am i to argue?

so, you know i like to write. but did you know i'm an author? it's true. in the next couple of weeks, a book of Christian skits and plays i've written will be appearing in ABC's all over the division (not sure what that means, maybe just America). if you don't believe me, go to the Review and Herald's homepage. i'll autograph the first ten copies that find their way to me for free, after that, i have to think about rent and my cocaine habit and will have to charge you a small fee (sorry, can't break 20's or 50's).

i'm about to head home and watch Elizabethtown with my darling wife, Kelly. but before i leave, i have a line of questions i've been pondering and would like to share with you. i don't expect answers, i just like the idea of someone else thinking about the same thing i am.

what are battles worth fighting? what are stands and actions that are worth taking? what are points worth proving? and what should you do with everything that isn't?