Mmmm... The ÜberKarnies...
The members of this musical crescendo, Alexander Matthews, Nathanous, The Costcutter, and the Angus the left-handed-one, were orphaned at various ages, and forced to live as gypsies in the barren moors of Turkey. Now in America, the jaded foursome is hurling their anti-tartarian propaganda in a musical form.

The critics have really taken a liking to these poor gyspsies as you can see: "A very unique and ethnically perverse sound!" -J.Smith NEWSWEEK

"An almost zydeco-ish twang, but with that anti-turkish flare!" -S.Jones LIFE

"Elvis died and came back as four turkish gypsy-orphans!" -Larry King CNN

So far these brilliant musicians have been able to gather a small fan base (including Larry King), but without your help, they will never become the Mega-band the deserve to be.