???, florida
by Angus Lefty

I think this entry was from florida... I dunno where

"Today I woke up on a beach, I was naked and sleeping next to what seemed to be a cross country team. I had a headache so I woke one of them up. He said I was great last night and began dressing. He woke up the others who got dressed as well, so I did too. I was really sunburned. I took a picture of them in front of what seemed to be enormous boobs and left to find the others."

my friends?

"As I was stumbling across some Floridian street, someone yelled "Lefty! Look out!" I saw that it was the costcutter and Nathanous, so I waved. They seemed worried about me, and I think it was because some colorful pirates had shown up and were trying to kill me."

these guys tried to kill me

"I dunno what happened after that but here's the hospital where I woke up"

this really is a hospital

"that was the craziest hospital I've ever been drunk in. they were nice. It was the Lee county memorial hospital and the nurses get naked. (I think they were nurses.)"

I have now found out that that was Ft. Myers, FL and our show had been cancelled or something. I dunno that's what Alexander Matthews said but dude, he's always drunk. Damn lush.