some notes from the 'karnies found when cleaning out hotel rooms, buses, and in their garbage at home
If I'm ever on Hollywood Squares, I hope I'm on the top right, 'cause I'll just fuckin' jump to my death square Nathanous we're the biggest fucking thing to hit the music world. ya know, it sorta feels like fucking a dead hooker, or picking daisies... it's really easy and kinda boring in a satisfying kinda way. we should go back to the studio or the bar and kick some ass or drink or get drunker or make drunk music. Some kid just asked for my autograph and I accidentally dumped my scotch on the little bastard's head and now I'm leaving Lefty These fuckers are trying to cut me off they're all saying that I've had plenty and so I said that plenty was when I went blind. Damn moonshine hoarding hillbillies! Nathanous We've been in the studio all day long (Lefty's Wet Bar). Nathanous and I got in a scuffle today over the last bottle of Mickey's. I was gonna trade him the last of my pixie stix. He didn't think I was being fair. I'm afraid we might break up. Angus Lefty was right, I should've gotten enough balls to clock Nathanous one, take the beer and keep the pixie stick. Jan, 1, '02 Costcutter I'm happy today. Happy in New England. Today is the day after the one year anniversary of the fabled 'karnie scuffle. Everything's cool though. This morning when we were all in Pilates I broke into Nathanous's room and made him a Mickey's Pixie Stick bedspread urinal for his birthday. I found out that it was Alexander's birthday tho. Costcutter so fuck this shit, she does not you fucking bastard, i'll slap you with my cock... how everything sucks yet forgettin im still richer than you and im still better than you. ?Angus Lefty? |