29/12/02
6:40
Si trattava sempre di cose impossibili a procurarsi; cosi` la gente lavorava invano.
Un giorno l`imbroglione si imbatte' in un ragazzo e gli propose il solito affare. Il ragazzo accetto`, lavoro` tutto il mese e all fine richiese il suo salario.
L`uomo gli disse: - Va` al mercato e portami Haa Hii.
Il ragazzo si domando` quale merce fosse mai quella; penso` a lungo, finche' gli venne un`idea.
Giro` finche' trovo` un grosso millepiedi, prese una bottiglia nera e ve lo ficco` dentro. Poi catturo` uno scorpione e lo ripose pure nella bottiglia che chiuse con un turacciolo. Torno` dal padrone e gli disse:
- Eccotti Haa Hii!
Quegli chiese:
- Che cos`e` Haa?
e il ragazzo rispose:
- Metti il dito nella bottiglia!
- L`imbroglione introdusse il dito; lo scorpione pronto glielo punse, tanto da farlo gridare:
- Haa!
- Dentro c`e` anche Hii - rispose il ragazzo.
- No, no, basta cosi` - dichiaro` l`imbroglione; e sborso` il denaro.
HOW ARE YOU SISTER IN LAW DEAR... HOW ARE YOUR STUDIES GOING? DID YOU BECOME A DOCTOR YET? AND HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER IN LAW WHO IS SUPPOSED TO GET HER EDUCATION OVER A BOY THAT BARELY REACHED THE AGE OF 20 WHEN HE WAS PRESCRIBED TO BE MARRIED? HOW ARE YOU PRIESTS WHO CAN PRESCRIBE A WOMAN TO BE MARRIED TO A DIVORCEE?
HOW ARE YOU LORD JESUS CHRIST?
When I was teaching I used to teach the following to my students
HAA HII
In una citta` viveva un uomo che era un grande imbroglione; assoldava la gente a lavorare, promettendo duecento monete di salario al mese, poi soleva dir loro: - Recatevi alla citta` e portatemi due cose; se non riuscite a portarmele, non vi pago.
...//Giacomo Prampoline da: Il tesoro nascosto, Hoepli, Milano.
HOW ARE YOU LIQUIDATOR WHO THINKS THAT YOU CAN ENTER MY FAMILY`S LIFE IN SUCH A THOUNDEROUS MANNER?
voglio ubbriacarmi di te vino inebriante
voglio camminare ad occhi chiusi
luce che estasia
voglio cantare d`amore
cuore che trepida
ED ORA CHE TI HO LODATO
MI VUOI PROTEGGERE????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Something old, something new...!!
He was good!!!!
NOW THIS VERY RELATED...!!
HREF="https://www.angelfire.com/ut/accounting/Itwasntme.html">It must have been me!!
Un mondo pieno di ladri !!
...don`t go around grinning...the devil first entices then kills...it is better to be on the side of GOD.!!
you should read this...is so peacefull...however it could reveal itself as an EARTHQUAKE...do as you please
In my dream I saw the string
nylon and finely compact.
The Greek has decided
to call it quits
and get me stretched.
They have tried it once
by his order
It failed because
there was still a bit of order
All is collapsed now
The "DELITTO PERFETTO"
has to be activated
or the Liquidator will loose his face
and that will be highly unappreciated.
When will it be?
Will it be a lebanese
or an indian
to do the deed?
A stooge will be sent
to perform your action.
Stamp your feet, and
break the floor,
I am unmoved, I am still, I am DEAD.
But as dead as I may be
I walk, I talk,
I sing, I love
to haunt you
and your FOLLOWERS
greek junk with the face
soiled of dung...
THE STRING WAS IN THE HAND AND BEING MEASURED BY THE GREEK STOOGE, BUT WHO GETS TO BE SO LUCKY IN PUTTING IT AROUND MY NECK?
"We do not want her dead, otherwise all she have will go to her cousins in Argentina, we have to make sure that she doesn`t kill herself... we have to place her with a good ITALIAN FAMILY and we have to model her up... her brain we mean... to like... SEX AND BE A SEX ADDICT... this is the only way we can walk scott free... and with our face clean..., we`ve go to do this..."
for the liquidator... I came to you for work...
for the police... I came to you for justice...
for the principal... I came to you so that you could teach your clients to understand that that is a school not a pub...
to my brother... I came to you because my mother told me that my brother will always be there for me... sorry I made a mistake... I didn`t realise that when a brother marries then the wife takes over and the sister becomes the intruder... who need ask permission to talk to her own flesh and blood.
In my dream I heard someone say:
DEPARTMENT OF SCHOOL EDUCATION, I LOVE YOU... DO YOU LOVE ME TOO...
I HAVE THE RIGHT TO GO ANYWHERE I WANT AND STILL TO DEMAND TO BE TREATED WITH RESPECT ... that is for the stalker...
I have the right to go anywhere, TO ASK FOR JOBS, to work, to look after my things...PSYCHIATRISTS STOP KILLING... YOU HAVEN`T GRASPED WHAT BEING A DOCTOR IS... GO AND LEARN. AND LEAVE THE GOOD HEALTH PEOPLE ALONE.