RUBBER
DUCKY
Last
weekend, Christy and I headed east for a change. We traveled to
We
left
Christy
did this race in 2007, and that year, we had stayed at a hotel in
It
turns out their place is in a trailer park.
But hey, it’s an upscale trailer park.
By upscale, I mean it’s something of a gated community. Well, the gates are up except late at night,
and there isn’t always an attendant at the entrance, but a gate is a gate. It wasn’t until much later that I realized
that the fences and gates weren’t there to keep the riff-raff out – they were
there to keep us in.
My
friend Mark had mailed me keys along with a map showing the location of their
trailer. The map showed the trailer at
the corner of
I
got out and walked over to the porch.
Awkwardly, I asked if it was #12 Womack.
It was. I explained that I had
rented #12 Womack for the weekend, which came as quite a surprise to everyone
there. This included the apparent owner
of that particular trailer.
Several
phone calls ensued. From Mark’s
directions over the phone, it was apparent that #12 wasn’t it. I drove up and down Womack, and even drove
over to the community office for assistance.
Unfortunately, there was a line there.
Finally I got a detailed description of the trailer from Mark. I then cruised
Womack again, looking for it.
Finally
I spotted a likely candidate at the corner of Womack and
I
unloaded the car, got the dog situated, and drove back to pick Christy up. I’d been gone an hour, and she was bewildered
at what had taken so long. After a
lengthy explanation, we headed back to the trailer.
Despite
all of the confusion, the trailer was pretty nice. It featured two bedrooms, a deck, and a full
kitchen. Christy made Chicken Parmesan
for dinner, and we went to bed early.
Although we were a mile from the race site, Christy still had to be up
by 5:30 to get ready.
The
next morning, Christy left early, while I lingered a bit. Sometimes I attempt to watch her races, but
they are generally not spectator-friendly.
The swimming event tends to be distant, thrashing mass of water, limbs,
and brightly colored caps. At this race,
the bike ride is a 56-mile loop, meaning I would get to see Christy go by
exactly once in 3 hours. Today, I had
different plans.
I
left fairly early, but spent the next 30 minutes combing the
I
reached the highway 41 bridge over the
The
put-in was deserted. I unloaded my gear,
and inflated my boat. The boat I was
planning to use is my friend Dave’s inflatable “kayak”. I call it a rubber ducky, but whatever name
you use, it’s a handy little vessel. Since it’s
inflatable, it’s easy to transport. It’s
also quite durable, which came in quite handy on this trip.
I
was almost ready to launch when a car pulled in. The driver, Steve, got out and introduced
himself. He was meeting a friend there
to run a shuttle. They were planning on
doing the next section upstream. I felt
a little better knowing that there would be someone else on the river, even if
they were 10 miles or so farther upstream.
Paddling an unfamiliar river solo, in a rubber boat, is probably not
advisable. After all, river paddling is
a bit different from hiking, in that if a hike goes badly, you can always turn
around and go back. That generally
doesn’t work when paddling. Once you
start, you’re pretty much committed.
However, I knew that highway 210 runs less than a mile away from the
river. If I ran into a problem, I could
always hike out to the road.
Steve
gave me a push off, and I joined the current.
From the very beginning, the river was gorgeous. The water was the color of iced tea, as it
rolled lazily beneath a dense canopy of overhanging
It
wasn’t long before I reached my first difficulty. A fallen tree blocked most of the river, but
it looked like I could bypass it around the far right side. Doing so would require maneuvering through
some branches though. Hey, I was
bushwhacking in a rubber boat! What
could go wrong?
I
made it through without much difficulty, but in passing, I dislodged a GIANT
spider from one of those branches. It
fell, and landed right in my lap. After
some panicky swatting, it skittered down my leg, into the bottom of the boat. Where did it go?? I hunted around for it, but it wasn’t to be
seen. Did it crawl up the leg of my
shorts?!? I thrashed around a bit more,
but there was no sign of it. I decided
that it must’ve crawled into the dark storage compartment behind me, in the
stern of the boat. I forced thoughts of
that huge spider from my mind, and tried to avoid thinking about it biting me
in the ass.
A
few minutes later, I reached a tree blocking the river that I couldn’t get
around. Oh goody. My only option was to portage. Fortunately, there was a fairly easy place to
get out, although it did require me to walk in thigh-deep, black, potentially
alligator infested water. Dragging the
boat around through the woods proved easier than expected. The biggest challenge was warding off the
swarms of mosquitoes. I didn’t encounter
any bugs when I was actually on the water, but they were thick back in the
trees. I was glad I’d gone to the
trouble to get the bug spray that morning.
Three
more portages ensued. The water level on
this day was actually a little higher than normal. Alas, if it had been just a little higher, I
probably could have paddled around two of the blockages. On the other hand, if it had been a little
lower, more problems would’ve presented themselves. Two of the portages were quite easy (one
involved dragging the boat directly over the log blocking the river). One was nasty though, with a long drag
through tangles of thorns. Why is it
that most of my adventures seem to involve briars?
At
one point, I was floating peacefully downstream along a straight stretch. I paused to take a drink of water, and when I
looked back up, I was about to hit a stick protruding up out of the water. Where had that come from? Nearly submerged sticks and logs can be a
hazard, because they can be hard to see.
Although it’s unlikely, a sharp stick could poke a hole in the bottom of
a rubber boat. I made a quick maneuver,
and swung slightly to the right to pass alongside it. My paddle (and therefore my hand) was about 2
feet from the stick when it stuck out its tongue at me and wiggled. Yikes!
This
was unusual behavior for a stick. The
stick was, in fact, a snake. Judging
from the banded pattern it was sporting, and the fact that it was floating in
the middle of a river, I’d guess it was either a water snake or a
Cottonmouth. The two are virtually
indistinguishable to a casual observer.
Then again, there was nothing casual about my observation. I was well within striking distance. In a panic, I made a quick backpaddle, which caused the boat to swing to the left,
directly over the snake. Problem solved.
After
I passed, I scanned the water behind me, but there was no sign of it. As my pulse gradually returned to normal, it
occurred to me that at least it hadn’t somehow landed in the boat with me. You know, like how that giant spider had
earlier.
Aside
from giant spiders and potentially venomous snakes, I saw the usual assortment
of critters. There were a handful of
turtles, and an impressive assortment of birds.
Wood ducks were common as usual, although I didn’t see any Great Blue
Herons. I did see one bright red bird
that was entirely too large to be a Cardinal.
I have no idea what it was. The
most thrilling sighting of the day though was when a small bird dove from a
branch and snatched something out of the river.
That little scene unfolded right in front of me as I floated down the
otherwise peaceful river.
The
scenery remained fantastic for most of the journey. The dense canopy provided plenty of shade,
and there were few signs of civilization.
I did pass a few houses and cabins, and on a couple of occasions, I
could just make out the sound of traffic on the nearest road. Otherwise, it was just me and the river for
three hours on a sunny Saturday morning.
I
had a brief lunch on a small sandbar, before resuming the journey. I didn’t linger long though, as I still had
hopes of catching the end of Christy’s race.
45 minutes after lunch, the highway 41 bridge loomed ahead. I got out on river right, and the biggest
challenge of my trip began.
First,
I deflated the ducky and stashed it and my gear out of sight behind a
tree. Then I changed into my running
shoes. The biggest problem with solo
paddling is it makes running a shuttle rather difficult. In this instance, I was really going to run
the shuttle. I had measure the road
distance from the take-out to the put-in at 6.5 miles. That was farther than I wanted to run, so I walked
the first 15 minutes. By the time my
warm-up was over, I was a fair distance down highway 210. I then ran for 40 minutes, covering perhaps 5
miles. This wasn’t much fun, as it was a
hot, sunny day, and there was no shade along the road. Fortunately traffic was light, and I was
delighted when I saw the stop sign indicating the intersection with highway
701. 10 more minutes of walking brought
me back to the put-in, and the car.
From
there, all I had to do was drive back to the take-out to collect my gear. Everything was still there when I
returned. Unfortunately, it was already
2pm. Christy would be done with her
race, unless it went badly.
I
drove back to the trailer to check on the dog before heading down to pick
Christy up. I was in the process of
unlocking the back door, when I fumbled the key. I watched helplessly as it tumbled through
the 1” crack between the porch and the trailer.
Why is it that I can’t perform the simplest tasks without something like
this going wrong?
The
base of the porch was lined with lattice work.
I attempted to retrieve the key with a long stick, but of course that
didn’t work. Eventually I had to push
the lattice work aside (luckily it was loose) and crawl under the porch. Well, what was the worst thing I could
possibly encounter down there? Snakes and spiders?
Been there, done that. I
eventually found the key, but after rolling around in the wet sand, I was
filthy.
I
walked the dog, took a shower, and then headed over to the race site to pick up
Christy. I grabbed a burger and fries
for her on the way, knowing she’d be famished.
I eventually found her amid the throngs of spandex-clad athletes. She had finished the race, but it hadn’t gone
well. She had injured her calf a month
ago, and today, severe cramps in her calf had left her unable to run. She finished the swimming and biking without
much trouble, but ended up walking most of the final 13 miles.
We
returned to the trailer park that evening.
We grilled steaks and corn on the cob on the back porch, while keeping a
wary eye on the locals. At this
particular trailer park, virtually everyone has a golf cart. Most people there seem to spend the bulk of
their time cruising the neighborhood on the infernal
things. This included scores of
teenagers, and even younger children. Christy and I enjoying hanging out on the porch, watching the
cruisers and hoping for a serious crash.
In the end we were disappointed, as there was one near miss, but no
collisions.
We
slept in the next morning, before indulging in a big breakfast. Afterwards, Christy returned to the race
site, to watch some friends compete in a shorter race. While she was gone, I went for a 4-mile run
through the “town” of
Later
that morning, we visited the beach for a couple of hours. The trailer park backs up to a nice stretch
of tree-lined sand that features a pier and an arcade. We relaxed in the sun for a couple of hours,
before returning to the trailer to pack the car. We headed for home later that afternoon,
having enjoyed our first real visit to
Trip
Details:
The
South River - section 8 in
Put-in: Highway 701 bridge (good parking and access
downstream of the bridge, on the west side of the river)
Take-out: Highway 41 bridge (minimal parking, but fairly
easy access upstream from the bridge, on the west side of the river)
Miles: 8.6
Time: 3 hours
Water: 505 CFS, which was just above average , and about 200 CFS above the estimated
minimum. (All data is actually per a
gauge on the nearby
Weather: Sunny, temperatures in the 80’s, occasionally
windy.
Portages
necessary: 4
Potentially
venomous snakes: 1 (that I know of)
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