OLD & STUPID

 

There I was, high on a remote mountain ridge, struggling through a dense thicket just short of the summit.  I crawled through a particularly nasty patch of Hawthorn shrubs, and reached a temporary escape from the jungle on a scenic rock outcrop.  The view was great, but it wasn’t the summit.  That lay 100 yards further on, just beyond another tangle of thorns and shrubs.  For the fifth time, I considered retreating.  Then I crawled on.

 

How did I get myself in this situation?  In the usual way, of course.  For me, crawling around in the bushes is just an average weekend.  I should work in landscaping.  On this occasion, Joel was interested in hiking, and I agreed to join him for an attempt at The Peak, the highest point in Ashe County.  Somehow, Dorcas convinced Myron to join us.

 

The most difficult part of summiting The Peak is simply accessing the mountain itself.  I believe the upper elevations are owned by the Nature Conservancy, but the base is surrounded by private land.  Joel had spent considerable time and energy finding a route.  One early attempt had been thwarted by a hostile landowner, who had refused permission to cross his land.  On his next trip though, he found a route up an unposted road.  That was our plan for Sunday.

 

We drove a back road along the north side of the mountain, but Joel couldn’t find the trailhead.  In the past two years, new houses had been built, and the route was no longer apparent.  We drove up and down the road for a while, before stopping at a house with a sign advertising a vacation rental cottage.  Joel and Myron spoke with the proprietor, who turned out to be very friendly.  She let us park in front of her house and guided us towards a gated dirt road directly across the street.  She suggested that we follow the road up to a house, and then continue uphill along the edge of a Christmas tree farm.  She urged us to avoid the posted roads and property to either side though, unless we wanted to dodge buckshot through most of the hike.

 

We thanked her and headed up the drive under sunny skies.  It was a beautiful day, but chilly.  It marked the first day I hiked in long pants since the previous spring.  The chill was fortunate though, as it probably allowed me to keep some of the skin on my legs.

 

We hiked up through the Christmas trees, giving the farm to the right a wide berth.  We reached the woods, were we found an old roadbed.  We followed it, as it was heading directly towards an obvious gap on the ridge we were trying to reach.  Unfortunately, it died out well below the gap.  From that point, our only option was to bushwhack steeply uphill among boulders, seeps, and springs.  Luckily, the forest was fairly open, and we didn’t have to crawl through Laurel or Rhododendron.

 

Thirty minutes later, I crested the ridge amid a large clearcut.  I found myself on a new logging road.  My surroundings were ugly, but it was a relief to be on the road after the strenuous bushwhacking.  I waited, and Myron and Dorcas caught up to me a few minutes later.  Joel came along awhile after that, and we pushed on up the mountain.

 

We climbed along a series of logging roads, always heading uphill at each fork.  Eventually the road petered out, and we followed a faint path into a lovely forest comprised largely of Beech trees.  The path led out to a cliff, which provided an outstanding panorama.   We were looking out towards the Iron Mountains to the north, but the view extended all the way from Mount Rogers to the northeast to Snake Mountain, Elk Knob, Grandfather Mountain, and Roan Mountain to the southwest.  Far below, we could just make out the tiny shape of Myron’s truck at the foot of the Christmas tree farm we had crossed on our ascent.

 

We stopped for lunch, enjoying the abundant sunshine and spectacular views.  Eventually, conversation rolled around to the merits of making an attempt at the summit.  This brought to mind a climb to the summit of Three Top Mountain, a neighboring peak, a year earlier.  We reminisced about the thrill of that rock climbing and bushwhacking ascent.  Myron, being the sensible one, pointed out that that had been when I was young and stupid.  As descriptions go, young and stupid is kind of cute, but it implies that you might eventually develop some wisdom by learning from your mistakes.  I know I am no longer young, and I’m still making the same mistakes, so I guess I’m old and stupid.

 

I can’t say the same about Myron and Dorcas, though they do keep showing up for my hikes.  At least they have the sense to know when to turn around.  We hiked along a virtually untraveled ridge, scrambling over rock outcrops and squeezing between trees the entire way.  We reached another cliff at the top of a deep notch, with a fine view along the ridge to the twin pyramid summits in the distance.  Myron and Dorcas saw the cliff as a perfect place for a nap.  Joel was moving too slowly to make a push for the summit.  It was already 1:30, and we’d have to turn in around in another hour to be sure of making it out of the woods before dark.  If I wanted to reach the summit, I’d have to push on alone.

 

So that’s how I found myself crawling through the undergrowth alone.  I had descended steeply into the gap, before beginning the climb to the summit proper.  It had started easily enough, and even the first peak wasn’t too difficult to reach.  The view was great, and the hike would’ve been a success even if I had turned back then.  Of course, I didn’t.  The final stretch to the second, and higher, peak, was nasty.  Branches poked at my eyes and ears, and briars tore at my flesh.    Somehow, I forced myself on to the very top, which was wooded and lacked much of a view.  If I ever return to The Peak, I’ll be more than content with reaching the first summit.

 

I returned quickly, and rejoined Myron and Dorcas at 3pm.  I was relatively unscathed, beyond the normal flesh wounds, but I was exhausted.  According to Dorcas, steam was billowing off of me in the chilly afternoon air.  After a brief rest, we headed back down the mountain.  It was a huge relief to reach the logging road.  The final bushwhack was steep and tedious, but was over quickly.  We returned to the car at 4:30, and began the long drive home.  It had been a successful hike, with adventure, scenery, and perfect solitude.  The next time I hike though, I think I’ll stick to an established trail for a change.




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