PURE SCREAMING HELL

 

 

What I remember the most about that day was the weather.  It was perfect.  Sunny, but not too hot, even for August.  In fact, the usual summer haze was taking the day off.  Why do the biggest disasters always occur when it’s nice out?

 

A large group of us had gone with Joel on a dayhike to a new destination in northeast Tennessee.  It was a long drive, but we didn’t mind.  The thrill of new territory to explore more than made up for it.  We headed up through Mountain City, Tennessee, and followed a long, winding dirt road to the top of Holston Mountain.  There is a fire tower at the top, and it promised a great view on such a nice day.  Unfortunately, the tower is surrounded by a chain link fence and razor wire.  I probably should have seen this as a bad omen.

 

We found the beginning of the Holston Mountain Trail, before it disappeared through a tunnel of dense vegetation.  Our crowd was an experienced group of bushwhackers, and we didn’t hesitate.  We plunged into the jungle, heading out along the ridge of Holston Mountain.  Before long, we began a steep descent down to a gap.

 

We reached the gap before the mild grumbling turned hostile.  The undergrowth crowded the trail, and was over head high.  There was no light at the end of this tunnel.  This was an out-and-back hike, and starting on the “and back” portion of it started to seem like a good idea.  By the time we reached the gap, Joel had a full-blown mutiny on his hands.

 

What started out as an orderly retreat turned into a rout once we discovered what we had been hiking through.  It was stinging nettle, and it crowded both sides of the “trail”, from ankle-high to over our heads.  We were all dressed in shorts and t-shirts, and as we hiked, the nettles tormented us with dozens of microscopic cuts on every bit of exposed flesh.  The torture didn’t really start until we began climbing back up the hill.  The climb combined with the warm summer air, and soon we were perspiring.  Once the sweat ran into those dozens of cuts, it hurt like fire.  That ¼ mile hike out was an eternity of pain.  Finally we all burst out of the jungle, screaming and hollering and dancing and scratching like madmen.  If anyone had been there to see it, they’d have sworn there had been a mass-escape from the nearest mental facility.

 

As it was, a few of us probably would’ve been eligible for admittance.  I discovered that I’m allergic to stinging nettle, as I broke out in this amazing rash that extended from my face to my ankles.  Someone else got sick.  The rest of the group searched for a rope so they could hang Joel.  All that, and it wasn’t even lunch yet.

 

We beat a hasty retreat from Holston Mountain that afternoon, settling for a short hike on the Appalachian Trail on Iron Mountain instead.  The rest of the evening was better, except for the long drive home after a disappointing day.  Also, I seem to recall someone getting a speeding ticket.  Sometimes you just can’t win.

 

So, after 7 or 8 years, time must have dulled my memory of that day.  That’s the only rational explanation I can think of for why I decided to go back.  I was working in Mountain City on Thursday and Friday, and needed to go up Wednesday so I could get an early start.  Since I was going up on Wednesday, I figured I might as well do a hike while I had the chance.  For some reason, Holston Mountain came to mind.  Well, I was pretty sure the stinging nettle wouldn’t be out in May.

 

Interstate 26 is now complete from Asheville to Johnson City, so I decided to go that way and check it out.  For what it’s worth, the new highway makes the drive to some areas in the Bald Mountains north of Asheville a little quicker.  However, it’s certainly not the fastest way to reach the trailheads near Elizabethton and Watauga Lake.  It took me over 3 hours to get to Elizabethton.  From there I followed highway 91 towards Shady Valley.  Finally I turned on Panhandle Road, which starts out paved, then turns to gravel, only to be paved again before finally turning back to gravel.  At the top of the ridge, I reached a fork, with the main road curving back to the left.  The right fork is gated, but leads to the firetower on top of Holston Mountain.  I parked near the gate, and began my hike at 11:30 after a 4-hour drive from Charlotte.

 

An easy climb up the road brought me to the trailhead after a mile.  The trailhead is located in the last switchback below the firetower, which is not open to the public.  The trailhead is marked with a sign, and the entire path is marked with blue blazes.  More importantly, I noticed that the trail follows a very open ridge through a hardwood forest.  There was no undergrowth, except for a few million Mayapples.

 

I headed down that first hill, trying to avoid trampling the many Red Trillium blooming along the trail.  Although free of brush, the trail still appears to be lightly traveled.  The exception to this must be during hunting season.  Judging from the number of shotgun shells seen along the trail, I’d say that late fall joins late summer as ideal times to avoid this trail.

 

From the first gap, the trail crosses three or four minor knobs before descending steeply to Flint Mill Gap.  At the gap, the Holston Mountain trail turns right, while an old logging road turns left.  Straight ahead is the Flint Mill Trail, which is the route I had chosen to follow.

 

I hiked out past a wildlife clearing, and dropped down to pass a small campsite and cross a muddy stream just downhill from a series of springs.  This area was thick with Painted Trillium, as well as the first rhododendron I’d seen on the hike.  While I was hiking by, I spooked two deer that were visiting the springs for a mid-day Siesta.

 

Beyond the stream, I followed a dry spur ridge covered in dense pine.  After only a few minutes, I reached my destination.  Flint Rock is a high cliff looking out over Holston Lake.  The view was nice, but would’ve been much better on a less hazy day.  I had a late lunch here, and tried to enjoy the sun, but I could never get comfortable.  The end of the cliff is blocked with a nearly vertical rock that doesn’t provide many seating options.

 

I headed back after lunch, and finished my 6-mile hike around 3pm.  Since it was still early, and I would be spending the night in Boone, I decided to make one more stop before calling it a day.  I returned to highway 91, and drove up through Shady Valley, which is ironically quite sunny, thanks to the many farms there.  Beyond the Shady Valley community, I reentered the National Forest and enjoyed a scenic drive along Beaverdam Creek.  I had almost reached the Virginia border when I arrived at Backbone Rock.

 

Backbone Rock is a 100’ tall ridge of sandstone that juts out into the Beaverdam Creek valley.  The creek curves sharply around it in a scenic, if brief, gorge.  Highway 91, which follows an old railroad grade, cuts through the rock in what is considered the shortest tunnel in the world.  Where the road cuts through, the rock is only about 10 thick.

 

I parked and paid the $2 fee.  From the parking area, I followed a steep path up a rock staircase to the top of the rock.  From the top, the trail continues ahead up the mountain a mile or two to join the Appalachian Trail not far from Damascus.  I didn’t have that much time, so I turned the other direction to cross Backbone Rock.  Backbone Rock is an official recreation area, meaning that the $2 parking fees go towards annoying “improvements” such as railings and chain link fences.  I could have almost understood the fences, if their placement had made any sense.  After all, the rock is completely vertical, and is 100’ high.  But one of the fences was in the absolute center of the rock.  I had no idea which side of the fence the trail was supposed to go on.  At the far end, the rock ends at a point, with Beaverdam Creek racing around three sides far below.  There weren’t any fences there at all.  What was there was a bizarre tree, growing horizontally out of bare rock, before making a 90-degree turn to extend upwards.  I’m not talking about some little sapling, either.  This tree was a good 2 feet in diameter.

 

Despite the fences, this was a neat vantage point.  The top of the rock was bare, to the point that it was almost like walking on pavement.  Unfortunately, once I reached the far side, there was little more to do but head down.  I took a different trail down, which ends at a picnic area on the far side of the road.  I explored the creek briefly, before walking back through the tunnel to my car.

 

All of that took 15 minutes.  I had paid $2 for 15 minutes?  That works out to be more expensive than the average movie.  I decided to extend my visit with a hike on another short trail. 

 

I crossed the highway bridge over the creek and began the trail to Backbone Falls.  It climbs over a ridge, before dropping into a valley.  I rock hopped the stream, and circled around to a viewpoint of the falls.  I hadn’t expected much, as the stream is small.  I was pleasantly surprised.  The stream spills over a fairly significant cliff, and is squeezed through a narrow flume by the rock walls.  At the bottom, the stream races downhill below high rocky bluffs.

 

I hiked to the end of the trail, and followed the shoulder of highway 91 back to my car.  From there, I had one more decision to make.  Trail Days was going on in Damascus, only a few miles away.  It was getting late though, and I still had to drive all the way back to Boone.  I decided to skip Trail Days, and began the tedious drive over the mountain to Mountain City.

 

I’d recommend the Holston Mountain Trail if you’re in the area, and are looking for some solitude.  Just don’t go in the summer, or early fall, or during hunting season.  Backbone Rock is interesting, though it certainly wouldn’t make the focal point of a trip.  It might be worth a visit if you’re passing through the area and have the urge to burn a couple of dollars.

 




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