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Dayton 2003

April 27, 2003


Guests:
I found out about this convention about two weeks before it was to occur, from a friend in Canada. In. Canada. How sad is it that we didn’t find out from another source—Slanted Fedora has the USS Camelot on a mailing list. But, anyway, forget that. I told a new member of the LNEB about the convention, since she lives nearby. Plus, I was meeting several members of the LNEB there.



This is me, in case you were wondering. Helen, age 23. WOO!



I skipped church (naughty Helen!), and was supposed to meet my sister--Carmen--at the hotel entrance. She was teaching a Sunday School class, and was going to be dropped off afterwards. So, praying that my car would actually make it all the way there, I set out just after 10 am. I was barely up the street when Carmen called to say they were on their way. I told her she might get there before me, and to just wait outside. I made it there without a problem, and as I was putting my purse in the trunk of my car (who wants to carry that huge thing around all day? LOL), I saw Carmen standing outside. When I shut the trunk and started walking towards her, she was all excited. Turned out that as she waited outside, Robert Picardo had passed by and he'd said hi to her. WOO!! LOL

We went inside and paid our way in. Luckily, they trusted me when I said I was a member of a Trek club—which gave me a $5 discount. I was prepared if they didn’t believe me though: I had a Camelot shirt on, my Official Star Trek Club membership card, and I had made my own USS Camelot ID badge. *G*








My sister, Carmen, at her first convention. WOO!



Once inside the actual convention, Carmen and I bought our pictures to be autographed. Then we ran into Tom, from Camelot, and he pointed me towards Russell, who had the shirts for our convention (Third Rock Squared). I ran to the bathroom and changed into it. Carmen and I explored the small dealer’s area. I ended up getting two small trading card plaques—One of Spock, and one of Chakotay—and a "Vulcan Science Academy" window cling. Carmen didn't get anything yet, but she fell in love with an adorable Neelix in the kitchen figurine.



The Neelix figurine



We went inside to get sit for a while (Ina got us some in the second row, left side, seat 2nd and 3rd in front the center). They were showing a video from Vegas where nearly all of the members of the Trek casts spoke onstage. The video quality was terrible, plus it was blown up, and the sound was low and rough. And every time it seemed we could listen to a complete conversation, it would cut away to another group. *shakes her head*

After the video, they announced that since Dick Gordon (NASA astronaut I met before) had to leave earlier than expected, so he and Robin were switching places timewise. Robert, Ethan, Robin, and Dick came up front (Robin didn't go up on stage, but she stood to the side), and all of them said hello. The mood was set to be light and silly, as Ethan and Robert teased Dick relentlessly.





Dick Gordon, Ethan Phillips, and Robert Picardo




Robin watched from the side.




Bob laughing at Ethan. We all did that a lot!




Dick is such a cutie!!




Carmen pic #1...




Carmen pic, much better...




Carmen pic...okay, notice the pattern here? She sees her man, gets all excited and the pic is blurry. LOL




One of Ethan’s lines was, "Dick's so old, when he was in school, History wasn't a subject yet." LOL



Immediately after this, they had the special Photo Op—it cost too much for me (poor, I'm so poor!), but I snapped a few pictures from my seat. The zoom on Daddy’s digital camera came in handy! LOL They asked if anyone had tickets for pictures with Ethan—he had two. When asked for Robert, there weren't any!! He took the microphone and said, "The 42 of you who really do have tickets for pictures with me, thank you for your consideration of Ethan’s feelings. We’ll take those pictures later on today in the back." Poor Robert!!! I would have if I could have!!!!





One of the first groups, setting up for pics for all four...




Robin and Ethan talking while the pics were being set up...




Is he looking at me?! LOL




Waiting in line, we see Greg and Ina talking to Bob.




Greg...appears to be...uh...kissing Bob. LOL




Ina getting her picture taken with Ethan.




A funny pic of Ina in the foreground, and Bob in the back...



Once the pics were done, they sent Dick onstage for his talk. I would have liked to stay and listen to him, but Carmen and I were both feeling a little ill, since we hadn’t eaten anything. So, we went to find something to eat. Tom, helpful goober he is, said that the Sunoco across the street had a Subway restaurant in it. So we headed over there.

I bought a small snack-size Pringles and some chocolate, and Carmen decided she wanted something more to eat. So she stood in line at the Subway. I took my stuff over to a little table they had by the front windows. I munched on my snacks awhile, but couldn’t eat much, so I stood up to see where Carmen was in line. I was glad to see her already at the counter. And behind her...was that...could it be? *gasp* It was! Ethan Phillips was standing right...behind...Carmen. I nabbed the digi-camera and stepped over where she could see me. I waved at Ethan, who saw me, and said, "Carmen..." in a sing-song voice. She looked over and I pointed to Ethan. She looked over her shoulder and said, "Oh, hi!" And I snapped a quick picture, and Ethan turned away. He muttered to Carmen, "I don’t want a picture of me standing in a Subway!" So now I feel bad. LOL





Carmen at the counter, and Ethan behind her, head turned away. *sheepish grin*



And now. The most embarrassing moment of my life. One of my online friends--from the wonderful world of Gutterbabes (yes, I am one, die of shock, I know)--is a huge fan of Ethan Phillips. I don’t mean that she just loves him. She really LOVES him, or would LIKE to, *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*. So, she sent me a rather *ahem*, risqué picture of some, um, toys...including one named "Neelix". *coff coff* And she wanted me to get Ethan to autograph it.



This is my friend, Jo.



So here’s my pickle. I had the picture with me, and most of the nerve to do it. But I was sure, after seeing the convention and getting a feel for it, that I wouldn’t have an opportunity to talk to him privately. Let alone explain and then ask him to sign such a picture. And yet, suddenly, the perfect and possibly only, opportunity had presented itself to me. Now I couldn’t get out of it. DANGIT. LOL

Gathering up what little courage I had, I got the picture (and the black marker I brought) out, and approached him.

"Um, Ethan," I said, my voice cracking. "I have something strange to tell you, and ask you..."

Raising his eyebrows at me, and looking for a drink in the coolers, he replied, "Alrighty..."

I took a slow breath, held it, then blurted out, "My friend in Canada just loves you, and Neelix especially...and well, she sent me this photo of..." I looked around and whispered the next word, "Toys..." That caught his attention and he paused to look as I pulled the picture out. “She named one of them 'Neelix'..."

Laughing, and blushing, he took the black marker and signed it, "Hi! Ethan". He told me that he now had a new most odd request ever story to tell. AWK! LOL

Absolutely dying of embarrassment, and knowing my face was bright red, I thanked him, apologized, and went back to Carmen. She laughed at me and finished off her sandwich. Ethan left several minutes ahead of us, and on the way back to the hotel, I kept saying that I could never face him again. LOL

We hung out in the hallway while Dick was still speaking. Carmen was drawn to the little Neelix again, and when the guy asked if he could help us, I told him we were just looking. He looked thoughtful, then offered to sell it to her for $15 (normally it was $20). So Carmen immediately said, "Okay!" She was happy, but she turned to me and said, "Oh no, does this make me officially a Trekkie?" LOL

Yes. Yes it does. *evil grin*





Dick speaking.




I had my friend Greg take pics of me and Carmen at the con...




A little endorsement for the USS Camelot's upcoming convention!!!



While I was standing there, chatting with my friends, someone touched my shoulder: "Are you Helen?" a thin blonde girl asked.

It was Leah, a new member of the LNEB, who I had told about the convention. She brought a friend, and we got to talk a little. We went inside as Robin took the stage, but we didn’t have any extra seats for Leah (and friend), so they had to sit on the other side, towards the back. I felt bad, and wish she could have sat with us...

Close after this, Robin began her talk. She was so bubbly and friendly. She introduced a series of clips that she had compiled into a video for acting jobs. If someone wanted her for a part, they could request the video. She wanted to make it as funny as possible, and I think the end results were good. We watched the little video, and then she took questions. Robin also spoke at length about her recent life problems—her husband, whom she had married under sweet and romantic circumstances, had broken her heart when after four years of marriage, told her last November that he wanted a divorce. She got choked up about it, but she soon lightened the mood again.





No, she wasn't singing...but she was looking at me. LOL







This is what I'm calling the Saavik picture.



When Robin was done, they brought up Ethan and Robert (Bob). They are absolutely hilarious together!! They played off of each other so well, and even when they interrupted each other (well, Ethan interrupted Bob a lot more than the other way around), they were so funny.





Taking the stage...




Bob moved the chair out of the way, then commented that it was going to be for their surprise guest..."Isn't Shatner supposed to be in town or something?" LOL


Eventually, the question I dreaded came up: "What’s the strangest question you’ve been asked?" Bob said that a lady had once asked him "How do you get your head so shiny?" LOL

And Ethan said, "Well, actually, my weirdest question was today! I was across the street and this young lady came up to me—"

Picture Helen melting in her utter embarrassment, oozing from her chair and onto the floor.

Bob said suddenly, "You know this lady might be here right now, and she might not want to be talked about!"

Ethan looked out into the audience and asked, "Is she here?" Sheepishly, I raised my hand, laughing. "Should I tell the story?"” he asked. Laughing so hard I could hardly breathe, I shook my head emphatically.

To my relief, he shrugged and didn't tell the story. I will never, ever, live this down. Although, I wonder what he might have said about it...





On stage...




These two pics really capture their reactions to each other's jokes...LOL




Talking to the baby in the front row. SO CUTE!!



At one point, Ethan thumped his head with the microphone...he said, "OW, you know...that hurts!" and proceeded to thump his head four more times. LOL He also said that one of his favorite lines he got to say in Trekdom was for the TNG episode (Ménage à Troi): "Women do not deserve the honor of clothing". He then added that he truly believes that. LOL

Bob said that one of his favorite things was when he got to "take care of" the captain's back pain..."the lowest back pain in the Delta quadrant!" LOL One lady asked where they were living now and Bob replied, "Here. I'm living in room 317." Another funny Bob moment was when he pointed out that every time Ethan has appeared on a TV show, the show ends up being cancelled (ex: Providence). But when Bob is on a show, it's still around (ex: Crossing Jordon).

OH! And it was SO cute when the baby in the front row started making baby noises (blbhalalalalala), and Bob began to sing along, turning it into opera! LOL

A highlight was when Bob sang a couple of songs from his newest CD, "Extreme Bob". He told some stories about the songs, and then sang. LOVE HIS VOICE!!!!




Trying to rhyme with Annika...




WOOO!! Rock on!!!



May I take the opportunity to say here that Bob went back and forth all day, between being cute (aaaaw), and cute (WOOOHOOO!!!! SMOOCH*)!! LOL

Their talk was very entertaining, although I worried that my story might come up again. They helped with the auction, each running the bids on an item of their own. Ethan’s item was a playbill from Kate Mulgrew’s play she's in, "Tea at Five", and Bob’s was the very last call sheet from the last day of shooting on the last day of Voyager. Ethan’s proceeds went to the Obsessive Compulsive charity he usually supports. Bob's went to the building fund for his church---St. Peter's. Then, just because Bob liked to hold the picture, he helped bid off a signed photo of Roxanne Dawson, Kate Mulgrew, and Jeri Ryan. He made a show of studying it closely. LOL





One of the first things auctioned off was a Doctor Christmas ornament, signed by Bob.




Which he had Ethan sign, to increase its value, of course.




Ethan with the Playbill...




The Callsheet, which you can see was signed by Robert.




Bob with the picture--three Voyager babes...




Bob: "Mmmm....sexy..." LOL



When they finished, they were sent out to the hallway for the autograph lines. Rows were going to be dismissed one at a time, and since we were in the second row, we would be up soon. Robert Picardo was first in the line, and I bought his two CDs for a friend. While I was waiting to actually get to Bob, I realized that he and Ina were speaking in German. I listened intently—cuz you know that helps you understand a language you don’t know—and announced to Carmen, "I don't understand a WORD they're saying!" To which Bob laughed...guffawed, you might say. *G* I also gave him a copy of the "Hollow-Doc" comic from my Sticktrek.com site. Yes, if you want to see it, you must go there and look for it. LOL He said it was really cute and he'd be checking it out soon. EEK! LOL I had him sign my photo, and he also personalized the CDs for my pal!

Next, was Ethan. *gulp* I stepped forward and said, playfully, "Here I am again!" He looked up and laughed. While he was signing my photo, and the photo for another friend, I said to him. "You know, I get the impression you didn't believe me when I said that *ahem* other picture was for a friend. I swear it was! Really, it was!"

"Ooh," he replied, looking up with a smirk. "Sure it was!"

I laughed and shook my head, flushing again. Carmen got her autograph and we stepped out of the line to talk to Ina. Spotting Robin's table, I steered Carmen over to it. As I got my picture signed, Robin told me such a nice thing! She said, "Thanks for being here! I used your smiling face as an anchor in the audience, when I needed to pause and collect my thoughts."

Since she was so friendly, while she signed the next person’s picture, I told her that I ran a group online called the "Leonard Nimoy Estrogen Brigade". She grinned and laughed, and said, "Oh, that’s wonderful!" and wished me luck with that on the web. Then, seeing her get a picture with someone else, I went back to her and asked if I could get a pic too. She posed with me, and she wasn’t one of those "barely touching the strange fan" kind—she got a good grip on my shoulder. I love that type of star.





Me and Robin!



Then I collected the four members of the LNEB that were there for a picture. We tossed one woman’s friend in too, and Carmen took the pictures. I snuck a picture of that newbie LNEB member. Then Ina suggested I ask Robin to see if she'd take a picture with the LNEB women and Carmen. I finally found a chance to grab and ask her and she agreed, but we'd lost one member (and friend), so she's not in the picture.



LNEB(L to R): Joy's friend, Joy, Ina, Helen, and down front Leah.




LNEB, take two...




Leah and her pal, Ben.




The LNEB women (minus Joy), and Robin!! She is now officially an Honorary member of the LNEB.



We went back into the seating for the play "Housecall", starring Ethan and Bob. There was no photography allowed, so no pics of that. Nuts. The play itself was hilarious!! And sometimes, they would break out of character, or completely out of the play, to pick on each other! My throat hurts from laughing so hard!

And now, a word about "Housecall".

A summary of the play: It is two years after Voyager came home to the Alpha Quadrant. The Doctor, getting ready for a date with Seven, is interrupted by a long-distance call from Neelix. After reminiscing and gossiping about the crew, the real reason for the call is declared: Neelix's son is ill, and he needs the Doctor's help. Insisting that he go there, the Doctor beams all the way back to the Delta Quadrant. Using creative deducing, they are able to figure out what is wrong with the child, and cure him. The last scene is of them singing and acting for Neelix's son, who loves Don Quixote. The End.

Here's my critique: This play ROCKED!!!!

Okay, okay, I'll explain a little more. LOL The play had everything people love about Neelix and the Doctor. Playful barbs, taken at themselves, and at their crewmates were done in such a way that you knew it was said with affection. One of my favorite aspects, though, was when Ethan and Robert would break character and tease the other, mercilessly. Robert kept begging Ethan to "keep up with me" and to "pay attention to your cues". LOL How easily they slipped right back into character, even after Ethan got the giggles and couldn't speak for several beats. And the song Robert sang at the end, as Don Quixote (wish I knew the exact title, I want to say "Don Quixote" or maybe "Lord of la Mancha"...go figure. LOL), was just wonderful. Imagine my delight in finding it on his second CD, as a bonus track! WOO!

This play would be a lot of fun on a recording, or a video tape...BUT, getting to see it live, in person, up close and personal...there is no better way. I'm sure each time they do it, it ends up being somewhat different. Especially since breaking character and making side comments seemed perfectly normal and comfortable to them I know I didn't mind it, at all. Would I see it again? OF COURSE!!!!!! LOL

Comparing this play to the Spock vs. Q (1 & 2)—which I also saw in person—I would have to say...AAAWK!! It’s hard for me, as a huge Leonard Nimoy fan...seeing my favorite actor playing his most well-known character was simply amazing. Spock came to life right before my eyes, merely a few feet from me. And while those plays (1 & 2) were funny in their own right (hysterical!!), I must say that I might have laughed harder at "Housecall". And when Leonard and John (de Lancie) didn't break character, when Robert and Ethan did, it seemed to fit into the play. Some might say that it could be because Spock and Q were usually serious roles, whereas the Doctor and Neelix were often used as comedy relief.

I say to all of them, keep it up, because it works for all of you, in many ways. And if I have the chance to see either play again, I will.

Once the play was over, things were pretty much over, but Bob said that they had some special pictures for those who had stayed for the play, that you could get out front. The picture cost $20, and they would each sign it. But the awesome thing about the picture was that it was taken in Ethan’s backyard and that it was a personal picture, not a studio pose. So, checking my money, I saw I had enough to get it, and still get dinner for Carmen and myself on the way home. So, I splurged and got it. They both personalized it.

I said to Bob, "Hey, you know, I'm your neighbor!" He looked up from signing and I added, "I'm in room 316!" And I got another hearty laugh!! WOOO!!

I took the opportunity to ask Bob if we could get a picture with him. He said to give him about five minutes and he would come out and do it. True to his word, when they decided that they were done, they packed away the pictures and markers, and he came around the table to us. A lady took the picture for us. Bob is another one of those who grabs you, unafraid. That was the last picture we got before the battery died. WHEW!!





"Okay, Carmen, you have a grip on his jacket? Good, now RUN!!" LOL



I wish I had thought to grab my other camera to get a picture of the doodle Ethan did on the tablecloth. He grabbed one of the markers and started sketching some things that looked rather...*ahem*...Freudian. He wrote above it "Bob Picardo’s town"—perhaps to shift blame? LOL—and left it there. He’s so entertaining! LOL Carmen asked me if I had scissors or anything to cut it out. LOL

So, Carmen, my sister, has been initiated into the world of Trekkie-dom. She can never escape!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* Sorry, lost it a moment there.

Slanted Fedora said that they wanted a minimum of 150 people to show up, or they may not be back. I hope they surpassed that goal—in the morning, Ina said she’d heard they only had 118 so far. But by the end of the day, maybe they hit it. It was great fun, the guests were so fun, and I would love to be able to attend simple one-day conventions in town.





As always, the Aftermath. LOL



Those of you who have read my other con reports know that I usually place all photos throughout the report, as they occurred. However, in this convention, I find myself with a plethora of pics. So, here are the extras. Enjoy!

Extra PICS

Robert, Ethan, and some lady.




Blurry pic, by Helen. LOL




SO CUTE!




Aw, come on Helen, take a normal pic!




Robin speaking




"You go Girl!" Okay she wasn't really saying that. LOL




WOOOO, Legs! LOL




Taking off the jacket...




What was I going to say?




I'm not sure what Robert is doing here...LOL




Bob is laughing...at Ethan. Again. LOL




Ethan: "Did I hear you right?"; Bob: "So, I said, why not let the Doctor have a nude scene?" Okay, I made that one up too. LOL




I see your tongue!! LOL




I like the sparkling spit on his tongue. LOL




Ethan reacting to Bob again. LOL




Blurry!!! AAARGH! LOL




Another story that Bob finds amusing...




still talking...




Another of the talking to the baby pics. Carmen loved that!!! LOL




This seems to be Bob's favorite pose!!




Oh, tell me she didn't just ask me that question...LOL




Ethan waits intently, wanting to interrupt at just the right moment...
















WOOOHOOOO!! Pose for me, Baby!! LOL




Strut, strut!!








Or maybe his arm was sore? LOL




What's wrong with your arm?! LOL




The hat is back!! WOOO!




Mmmm...








Don't make me come over there.








One of my favorite pics!!




Ethan needed his Nicotine gum...




But he had trouble opening it...




Unfortunately, he got it open. LOL




Ethan: "Did that tribble just move?"












"There she is, the one who asked me to sign that disgusting picture!!" Made it up!! LOL
















This is my friend...




I wish I knew EXACTLY what Ethan had said to get such a reaction from Bob!!!




Singing...




still singing...








Peek-a-boo, I see you!!




Just arrived!!




The "Tea at Five" playbill auction...








The Callsheet



Report © 2003 by Helen J. Lake; photographs © 2003 by Helen J. Lake, and Carmen L. Lake



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