DISCLAIMER: Not mine, sadly.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Some of y'all asked for a sequel to IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS so I wrote this.

RATED: G

ARCHIVES: You want it, you got it.

I'M DRIVING HIM NUTS

Now *this* is fun.

I can see him. He's jumping around his quarters like a madman. I'm driving him nuts.

This seems to be the only excitement I can find around here. I can't dig holes or run around, so I make the floor squeak.

Uh-oh, he's coming over. Stop! Stop!

"Now where's that coming from..." He moves the plant that I'm hiding behind and gives me a Look. I do the best cringe I can.

"Porthos!" He says. "I'm gonna kill you!"