Topic: Japanese life
Clueless in Tokyo
Here's a gay-happy blog of a nama-gaijin straight-from-Narita...
JIGGY JIGGY
monday 2004.03.15 / by "evijhserf"
.... a more english-friendly bar ..horrifically filled with balding english sugardaddies, fat baseball-cap wearing american sugardaddies, and cute twinky drunken japanese rent boys. the bartenders were undoubtedly perplexed by us, and kept coming over to take drink orders, empty ashtrays, rearrange our drink coasters and smile... filled with pretentious/clueless english-speaking morons, so we just shot them evils whilst cruising the familiar-yet-foreign gay boys passing by on the street. i reckon by this point, due to jetlag, cultural awkwardness, friendly locals and general confusion, we'd slammed back 10 or so strong drinks in about 2 hours. we became loud, we started falling off our bar stools, and eventually our antics caught the attention of a passing television film crew.
greg and i got interviewed ... for some gay teevee show, about what sorts of asian [oriental] boys we fancied. i placed star stickers next to the japanese celebrities i most fancied, each star soliciting uproars of laughter, and tons of commentary by the reporter in japanese. after i had placed two or three stars, they all laughed, the camera zoomed in, and the translator explained, ahhh, you like the, ahhhh, ahhh, young boys! and then they all started repeating in broken engrish, you like the young boys.