Rating: R just ot be safe... but I dont think it really is..
Disclaimer: I cannot be help responsible for the fic below, as apparently my cats have learned how to type.
Notes: Written in response to TWO challenges. The first by Sally, where you needed to write a fic that contained the following items: lock and key, puppet, pen, bottle of champagne, stuffed animal. And the second issued by myself to write a fic where someone gets drunk. *eg*
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Kathryn Janeway took another slurp of champagne from the bottle, belched, and sank further into the couch in Chakotay's quarters. Her eyes were starting to drift shut and she murmured something unintelligible towards the body that had been leaning against her shoulder. Chakotay sat up and muttered something in reply, and she passed him the bottle. He drained the last of the champagne, and stood to get another from the stash in the bedroom. A sudden wave of dizziness hit him and he staggered a few steps before landing unceremoniously on his rear in the middle of the floor.
"Kafryn?"
"Mmmmm?"
"I fink I can shee shtars. (hic)"
Kathryn sat up a little and looked towards Chakotay who was sitting, legs spread-eagled, arms out behind him, shaking his head as if to clear it. She tried to stand herself, but gave up after several tries and just crawled over to him.
"Oh yeah.. I tink I shee dem too. Purty" She looked at her first officer and smiled. "Bud not ash purty ash you (hic)" She placed a hand on his shoulder and tried to use him to lever herself into a standing position.
"Kafyrn? Where ya goin?" Chakotay grabbed her hand and tried to pull her back down to the floor. "Shtay"
Kathryn decided that getting up was way too much effort at the moment and so she sank ungracefully back to the floor. She grabbed a sock from the floor and placing her hand inside it, she made a sock puppet. Facing the sock puppet towards Chakotay she made it speak, opening and closing her hand as the puppet spoke..
"Fanks for my birfday present Chak, it's really... really. " She thought for a few moments for finishing the sentence. "Shweet" She picked the stuffed animal off the table, and cuddled it to her, as if to prove to him how much she loved the small soft Irish Setter he had given her. "But it washn't what I wanted" She told him and threw the poor toy over her shoulder.
"Oh. Sho what did ya want then?" Chakotay asked trying to make sense of what he was feeling. She had just thrown his present away. He felt hurt.
"I wanted thish" Kathryn leaned closer and slowly kissed him. He tasted of champagne and she deepened the kiss tasting him, her tongue swirling in his mouth. He moaned and opened his mouth for her, tasting the strawberries she had been eating earlier. They leaned into each other and gradually the world vanished around them.
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Several hours later Chakotay awoke slowly, the blood rushing to his brain, and his head pounding. He sat up, groaning as his muscles spasmed, and he wondered what he was doing on lying on the floor naked.
He felt something stir down below, and looked down to see Kathryn who was wearing nothing but a sheet with her face buried in his lap, loudly snoring, the vibrations from her snores sending shock waves through his body. He tried to edge his way out from under her, without waking her, but she stirred and pulled him closer. He groaned, and decided he'd better wake her.
"Kathryn.." He whispered loudly, shaking her shoulder. No response. He tried a little louder. "Kathryn!" but still there was no response. Then he had an idea. He leant down as close as he could get to her ear and said whispered softly. "Mmmmm, Coffee!" He smiled as she stirred then and lifted her head from his lap.
"Chakotay?" She asked looking around her puzzled. "What time is it?" He checked the chronometer and they discovered it was 0600 hrs. Kathryn groaned, only an hour till her shift started and she could feel a headache coming on. She suddenly realised she was naked and pulled the sheet up higher around her and rubbed her other hand against her temple.
"Um, Chakotay? Do you remember anything about last night?" She asked finally. She remembered little things, not a lot, just that they had been drinking, and laughing and then there was something about a pen and a tattoo. She groaned as she remembered Chakotay drawing something on her rear with an old fashioned pen.
He shook his head at her. He didn't remember a damn thing. Well, except for the tattoo. He remembered that. Grinning he looked at Kathryn, and his eyes moved towards where the tattoo would be, as she made her way to the bathroom. She glared at him over her shoulder when she noticed where he was looking..
"Chakotay, I think we should just forget about that little incident with the tattoo. Don't you agree?"
Chakotay smirked and tried to get a glimpse of it through the gap in the sheet. Kathryn noticed though and wrapped the sheet tighter around herself. Chakotay made the motion of zipping his lips and then locking them with a key, twisting the key in the pretend lock and then throwing it over his shoulder.
"Secrets safe with me." He called out after her. She just smiled and continued into the bathroom, she wanted to see this tattoo, and then figure out a way to make it permanent.
~ The end? ~
