Who are we?

Enjoys celebrity look-a-like status with 'Hugh Grant' and Argentinian Travel Programme Star 'Marley'. Obsessively re-packs his rucksack at every opportunity.
Has a big nose.
Most likely to say "The ladiesh like shome Shcottish beefcake, eh?"

See what equipment & clothes I took with me.

Astro

Enjoys celebrity look-a-like status with no-one, unless you count an ugly Edward Norton with daft Lego hair. But as he designed and wrote the HTML for this website, we'll let him off.

Rather annoyingly kept getting ill. Oh, his poor belllllllly.
Also has a big nose.
Most likely to say "Its rusty water again, lads."

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The only one to escape Father Abraham's vile clutches, this Smurf supports Manchester United.
Vertically challenged.
Most likely to say "Path? Who needs a path?"