"In order for it to be a hobby, it would have to have a point."
-Scott Adams
Aside from the things mentioned as my "Special Abilities"or in my resume,
I have basically two hobbies:
- Time Travel
- The act of hurtling not through the three spatial dimensions as we know them, but a fourth, with roughly the texture of peanut butter
- Cruelty To Animals
- I'm not actually cruel to animals, this is done ONLY as a hobby, rest assured.
Conversely, these hobbies fit together rather nicely, I could torture an animal, then go back and time and not do it, leaving me happy and the animal unharmed.
What's more, I'm single-handedly responsible for the creature we call a "giraffe" as a result of this....
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