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- Steve: Your
parents are still together?
Brandon: Yeah.
Steve: Well look it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming
yourself.
from 1.06 Higher Education
Kelly: You had a date and he asked you out again. That's dating.
That's plural.
Brenda: Oh, so what's next, do I get pinned or something?
Kelly: Yeah, preferably to the mattress.
from 1.10 Isn't It Romantic?
Kelly: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda: Or our legs to uncross.
from 3.14 Wild Horses
David: My dad always taught me that beautiful women like to be told
that their smart, smart women like to be told that their beautiful.
Donna: So what am I?
David: Your smart.... and beautiful.
from 3.19 Back in the Highlife Again
Andrea: Congrats on winning most handsome.
Dylan: Yeah, now my life is complete, huh?
from 3.25 Senior Poll
Steve: Come on, next thing you know, they're going to outlaw sex on
prom night.
David: They can't do that, can they?
from 3.29 Commencement
Tony: Man, do you have any idea what its like to be crazy about
someone and know your never going to sleep with them?
David: Yeah, I've got a vague idea.
from 4.01 So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye
Brandon: You know Steve, it is possible that you are the laziest man
on the planet, you know that?
Steve: You know I prefer to consider it a life style choice, thank
you.
from 4.01 So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye-
- "Can't
you fake amnesia or something?"
- - Kelly
Taylor from 1.21 Spring Dance
"We're not going to be judging each other up there. We're going
to be enjoying each other."- - Dylan
McKay from 1.21 Spring Dance
"Brandon, I'm a spring princess. I can't exactly show up in a
Melvin, or whatever your calling your car these days."- - Kelly
Taylor from 1.21 Spring Dance
"Well I have fundamental ideological problems with teenage
social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fear of
total insecurity and inferiority over one's appearance while
frenetically exploiting and I must add, distorting, the feminine
ideal."- - Andrea
Zuckerman from 1.21 Spring Dance
"Oh, nature's doing its thing and its turning me into a total
dog."- - Steve
Sanders from 1.21 Spring Dance
"Sounds like a perfect place to major in pre-wed."- - Kelly
Taylor from 1.19 April is the Cruelest Month
"We all have the urge to kill our parents once in a while. It
doesn't mean we do it."- - Andrea
Zuckerman from 1.19 April is the Cruelest Month
"You can't make up for sixteen years of ignorance in one
week."- - Brandon
Walsh from 1.18 It's Only a Test
"Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been
disconnected?"- - Brenda
Walsh from 1.17 Stand (Up) & Deliver
"No one knows you well enough to hate you."- - Andrea
Zuckerman to Brandon from 1.17 Stand (Up) & Deliver
"High school guys, college guys, grad school guys, drop guys.
You can not dress the same for all guys."- - Donna
Martin from 1.15 A Fling in Palm Springs
"I don't want to make you feel terrible anymore."- - Dylan
McKay to Brenda from 1.10 Isn't It Romantic?
"Those nice boys may be mild-mannered on the outside, but
mostly all they think about is sex."- - Brenda
Walsh from 1.10 Isn't It Romantic?
"Basic rule number one: never rely on the guy."- - Kelly
Taylor from 1.10 Isn't It Romantic?
"How many days in a row can you go shopping before your
officially declared brain dead?"- - Brenda
Walsh from 1.09 The Gentle Art of Listening
"If I accidentally make eye contact with her, she pretends
she's looking over the rainbow or something."- - Brandon
Walsh from 1.09 The Gentle Art of Listening
"Audited people really know how to riot."- - Jim
Walsh from 1.08 The 17 Year Itch
"I don't need a best friend, I need a mother."- - Kelly
Taylor from 1.07 Perfect Mom
"I'm not biased, I'm just not interested."- - Andrea
Zuckerman from 1.07 Perfect Mom
"That's not a hair do, it's a hair don't."- - Kelly
Taylor from 1.06 Higher Education
"I'm wearing both contacts on the same eye!"- - Donna
Martin from 1.06 Higher Education
"It's always been my problem - lots of protection but no one to
protect."- - Brandon
Walsh from 1.04 The First Time
"Mad, bad and dangerous to know. That was him and that's
me."- - Dylan
McKay from 1.02 The Green Room
"I'm not in a good mood today. In fact I'm feeling a little
hostile."- - Dylan
McKay from 1.02 The Green Room
"There are better ways to get popular then advertising your
sexual conquests."- - Andrea
Zuckerman from 1.01 Pilot
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