The two league quad skaters, Mark D'Amato and Ray Robles, in a three-lap anything goes race to determine the true "Quadfather."
This race contains punching, kicking, body slams, bulldogs, and trash cans/bench smashing!
SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!?!
THE WINNER: Mark "QuadFather" D'Amato!
WOMEN'S DEMOLITION DERBY
The rule: The last (wo)man standing wins it all! The skater eliminated if she goes over the rail or land in the infield. It starts with three women, adding another woman every 20 seconds.
Amy Craig, Jannet Abraham and Jaime Conemac!
The next skaters are Laura Weintraub and Stacey Blitsch. Next is Lindsey Francis, who skates through the infield to catch up to the pack, and unknowingly eliminates herself. Denise Loden is next on the track, and Telisa Miller. Meanwhile, skaters are going over the rail and into the infield. Amy Craig is out, Goodbye Jaime, so long Lindsey, see ya Stacey and bon voyage Shay! Now Leather Gunnin comes out, but soon she's a goner too. It's down to Denise and Telisa. Miller gives Loden a Bulldog, and Loden answers by slamming Miller. Denise pulls on Telisa until she slides infield.
THE WINNER: DENISE LODEN!
Loden celebrates by putting Miller's face in the cooler!
Before I go to the MEN'S, I'd also like to say WHAT WAS LODEN THINKING WHEN SHE GAVE DANNY BROADWAY A SMOOCHIE SMOOCHIE and A VERY, I MEAN VERY CLOSE VIEW OF LODEN'S CHEST!
HALF-TIME
"Sean Atkinson is Buddy Atkinson's son," D'Amato states. "But you know what? SO AM I!" D'Amato exclaims that he's lived with this secret all his life. "I am Sean Atkinson's brother." Okay, so Sean isn't exactly giving him a big hug and a welcome to the family. Instead, he attacks!
MEN'S DEMOLITION DERBY
Brian Gamble, Tim Washington, Mo Sanders and Rusty Montgomery. Not for a long time that Mo, Brian and Rusty are gone!
Next up is Big Sean Davidson. Once Tim Washington sees Davidson, Washington changes direction and heads right for him! They crash, but Sean is back up first. Then Leonard Loge appears joins! But before he can even get on the track, the Love Slave shoots out and pushes Loge down. The Love Boy's time is limited because Sean Davidson throws him overboard. Scott Smith is out next, but Tim Washington picks him up and tosses him overboard. Jason McDaniel takes the track, followed by Sean Atkinson, Mark Weber and Eric Slopey. Good day Sean Davidson, farewell Tim Washington, and keep in touch Jason!
Eric Slopey's time is up too, when Mark Weber tosses him onto the ramp. Kenneth Loge is next out. Mark D'Amato takes the track and goes for Loge, and Pasi Schalin joins the battle. D'Amato sends Loge over the rail. No more K-L! Here comes Ray Robles, and finally Bill Barker on the track. The Atk go for Barker, while Weber and Robles collide, and Atkinson and D'Amato take each other over and out! Mark Weber charges Schalin, but Pasi Rolls Them Bones on Weber, sending him onto the ramp.
Mark "QuadFather" D'Amato!
DENISE LODEN!
