A Faith, Hope and Trick

Faith: Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?

Faith: Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, you know?

Buffy Ummm, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.
Faith: I see him. If I'd have known they came *that* young and cute, I would've requested a transfer
Buffy Raise your hand if eww

Faith: You guys are a hoot and a half. If I'd had friends like you in high school, I... probably still would've dropped out. But I might've been sad about it, you know?

Faith: Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work!

Faith: What'cha gettin so strung up for, B?
Buffy: Why are your lips still moving F?
FaithDid I just hear a threat?
Buffy:Would you like to?

A Beauty and the Beasts

Faith. : All men are beasts, Buffy.
Buffy: Ok, I was hoping not to get that cynical until I was at least 40
Faith:It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy from... Manimal down to Mr. I-Love-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in it for the chase.

Giles: Uh, I wish we had time to celebrate properly. However, we have two victims: Jeff Orkin and, uh, now Platt. Uh, maybe there's something they had in common.
Faith Missing internal organs.

A Homecoming


Faith Come on, we'll find a couple studs, we'll use 'em, and discard 'em. That's always fun.

Faith:Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, (puts her hands on his chest) but we gotta keep using the ointment.

A Revelations


FaithRonnie, deadbeat. Steve, klepto. Kenny, drummer. Eventually, I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet.

Faith:I'm telling you, I don't need a new watcher. No offense lady, but I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kinda dead.

FaithExcuse me Mary Poppins, but you don't seem to be listening.

Faith:I'm telling you, I don't need a new watcher. No offense lady, but I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kinda dead.
Faith You're confused, Twinkie. Let me clear you up. (gesturing) Vampire, Slayer. Dead vampire

Faith:I'm on my side - and that's enough

BuffySynchronized slaying
Faith:New Olympic category

XanderHow'd you like a hit of some real news: Angel's still alive.
Faith:The vampire
XanderBack in town. Saw him myself. Toting the popular and famous glove
Faith:Angel. Guy like that, with that kind of glove, could kill a whole mess of people
Xander Said the same thing to Buffy myself. Weird how she didn't seem to care
Faith:Buffy knew he was alive. I can't believe her.
XanderShe says he's clean
Faith:Yeah, well, I say we can't afford to find out. I say I deal with this problem right now. I say I slay.
Xander:Can I come?

Amends


BuffyI like the lights.
Faith:Yeah, tis the season. Whatever that means