"Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"

Buffy: Ummm, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.

Faith: I see him. If I'd have known they came *that* young and cute, I would've requested a transfer.

• Faith is bitter...er, realistic (221 kb)

  Faith: All men are beasts, Buffy.

  Buffy: Ok, I was hoping not to get that cynical until I was at least 40

  Faith: It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy from... Manimal down to Mr. I-Love-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in it for the chase.
  

  • Oh, just ask her out, Faith! (55 kb)

    "Come on, we'll find a couple studs, we'll use 'em, and discard 'em. That's always fun."
    

  • Vengeful Faith(100 kb)

    "Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, (puts her hands on his chest) but we gotta keep using the ointment."

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• Awwwww...(119 kb)

  "Ronnie, deadbeat. Steve, klepto. Kenny, drummer. Eventually, I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet."
  

• Faith tells Gwendolyn about her problem with authority.(89 kb)

  "I'm telling you, I don't need a new watcher. No offense lady, but I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kinda dead."
  

• Ooh, Faith has a new pet name for Buffy. (57 kb)

  "You're confused, Twinkie. Let me clear you up. (gesturing) Vampire, Slayer. Dead vampire."
  

  • One of the measly four lines she got in this episode. (70 kb)

    Buffy:I like the lights.

    Faith: Yeah, tis the season. Whatever that means.

  • Faith rocks Xander's world. (769 kb)

    Faith: She got me really wound up. A fight like that and no kill. I'm about ready to pop.

    Xander: Really? Pop?

    Faith: You up for it?

    Xander: Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up. It's just um... I've never been up with people before.

    Faith: Just relax. Take your pants off.

    Xander: Those two concepts are antithetical.

    Faith: Don't worry, I'll steer you around the curves.

  • Not very romantic, our Faith.(42 kb)

    "That was great. I gotta shower."

• Gotta love a girl who's comfortable with her sexuality. (19 kb)

  "Tell me you don't get off on this!"
  

• Faith plays macho.(105 kb)

  Buffy: Faith, you don't get it. You killed a man.

  Faith: No, you don't get it. I don't care.
  

• If she likes them butch, why's she with Buffy? (98 kb)

  Cop: Good, now cuff 'em.

  Faith: I like him. He's butch.
  

  • Creeeeepy Watchers and their things for young girls. (93 kb)

    Wesley: She's... cheeky, isn't she?

    Faith: First word, Jail. Second word, bait.
    

  • Faith doesn't let Buffy finish her melodramatic Oscar winning speech. Thank you, Faith!(197 kb)

    Buffy: I know what you're feeling because I'm feeling it too.

    Faith: Do you? So fill me in, I'd like to hear this.

    Buffy: Dirty. Like something sick creept inside you and you can't get it out. And you keep hoping that it was some nightmare, but it wasn't. And we are gonna have to figure out...

    Faith: Is there gonna be an intermission in this?
    

  • Faith hits the nail on the head. (332 kb)

    Faith: Yeah, you know exactly what I'm about because you have it in you too.

    Buffy: No Faith, you're sick.

    Faith: I've seen it B, you've got the lust. And I'm not just talking about screwing vampires.

    Buffy: Don't you dare bring him into this.

    Faith: It was good, wasn't it? The sex, the danger. I bet a part of you even dug him when he went psycho.

    Buffy: No.

    Faith: See, you need me to rely on because you're afraid you'll go over it, aren't you B? You can't handle watching me live it my own way, having a blast because it tempts you. You know it could be you. There's my girl.
    

  • A simple affair...and some chains. (57 kb)

    "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't a one Slayer guy."
    

  • There's no way anyone would give her credit. (143 kb)

    Angel: Going down this path will ruin you. You can't imagine the price for true evil.

    Faith: Yeah? I hope evil takes Mastercard.
    

    • She even makes redundancy attractive.(114 kb)

      Mayor: No slayer of mine is going to live in a fleabag motel. That place has a very unsavory reputation. There are immoral liasions going on there.

      Faith: Yeah, plus all the screwing.

    
    
    • Faith is upset. (422 kb)

      Buffy: Why Faith? What's in it for you?

      Faith: What isn't? You know, I come to Sunnydale, I'm the Slayer, I do my job kicking ass better than anyone. What do I hear about everywhere I go, Buffy. So I slay, I behave, do the good little girl routine, and who does everybody thank... Buffy.

      Buffy: It's not my fault.

      Faith: Everyone always asks, "Why can't you be more like Buffy?" But did anyone ever ask if you could be more like me?

      Angel: I know I didn't.

      Faith: You get the watcher. You get the mom. You get the little scooby gang. What do I get, jack squat. This is supposed to be my town.
      

    • Faith says she's sorry. (78 kb)

    • Oh no, no subtext here. (67 kb)

      "Before we get started, I just want you to know if you're a screamer, feel free."

    • I think she's got a pretty accurate assessment of the whiny vampire.(615 kb)

      Faith: You don't trust me?

      Angel: It's not that.

      Faith: Hey, no problem. Join the club.

      Angel: Look Faith, I know what you're going through alright. I know how hard it can be. It's important that you have somebody who's been there who understand what you're going through. Look, I wanna trust you.

      Faith: Chump.

  • *SOB* (187 kb)

    "You did it. You killed me. Still won't help your boy though. You should have been there B. Quite a ride."