Geological Ratings |
JustTV | Because
I'm constantly bored here at JustTV, I'm always trying to come up with
new and pointless ways to count the ratings. And I think I've finally found
the most pointless yet... ever heard of the ratings "tent-pole?" where
on series holds up the rest of the night. Well' I'll gone to work and classified
every single night the networks air programming into 11 different geological
features. Yes, 39 nights of programming simplified. Does it get much better
than this? I certainly hope so. Nextr thing you know I'll be converting
overnight ratings into millions of viewers a writing stories about it.
Wait a minute....
Mountain Range This ratings scenario entails two series sandwiching up to three weaker ones. One of the weaker series, the one that airs in the middle, draws more viewers than the two other weaker series, though not as many as the bread in the sandwich. What The Networks Do: The network continually tries new series in the weakest two slot of the scenario, trying to turn the night into a high plateau. Examples:
NBC Thursday, ABC Wednesday
The
Valley
What The Networks Do: If the middle series is in a tough slot, the network may leave it. Otherwise, they try new series in the middle slot, hoping something sticks, trying to turn it into a high plateau. Examples:
CBS Tuesday & Saturday; NBC Friday; ABC Sunday.
Single
Peak
What The Networks Do: Normall, the network will try to strengthen the 8pm and the 10pm slots, hoping to turn the night into at least a mountain range, at most turn the night into a high plateau. Examples:
CBS Monday & Thursday; Fox Wednesday & Sunday; NBC Tuesday &
Sunday, ABC Tuesday
Coastal
Plain
What The Networks Do: Often, they try to find a strong show for the 8pm hour, hoping to strengthen the 9pm slot. Examples:
NBC
Monday & Wednesday, Fox Saturday
Gradual
Mountain Incline
What The Networks Do: Often, nothing. Since 8pm is the weakest hour (as it usually is), they are genarally pleased with this scenario. Examples:
ABC
Monday & Thursday, CBS Friday, WB Thursday
Gradual
Mountain Decline
What The Networks Do: Often, alot. The fact the the 8pm series is the strong shows how weak the rest of the night is, and they often throw shows in the later slots to see if something will stick. Examples:
UPN Tuesday & Wednesday, WB Monday, Fox Monday & Friday, CBS Wednesday,
ABC Friday
Coastal
lowland
What The Networks Do: Often, the try to revamp the entire night. Examples:
WB Sunday, UPN Friday, NBC Saturday, Fox Thursday
Mid-Altitude
Plain
What The Networks Do: With ratings too solid to call for a complete over hall, the network usually tries to tinker with individual series on the night, but usually end up with the same, mediocre results. Examples:
WB Wednesday, ABC Saturday
High-Altitude
Plain
What The Networks Do: Usually nothing, but sometimes they try to remove one series and place it on a weaker night. Examples:
WB Tuesday, UPN Monday; Thursday
Coastal
Mountain
What The Networks Do: Usually, they try to take advantage of the strong opening and air new series at 9pm (or 8pm for Sundays). Sometimes this works. Sometimes it doesn't. Examples:
Fox Tuesday, CBS Sunday
Twin
Peaks
What The Networks Do: They usually try and sandwich new series in the weaker slots, though the only network with the situation at present is content to leave things as is. Examples:
WB Friday
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