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"I find one of your friends first I'm gonna suck 'em dry, and use their bones to bash your head in. "

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"Me and Dru, we're movin' in."

"Slayer! I find one of your friends, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. Use their bones to bash your head in."

"I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag!"

"Someone's in the ceiling."

"Slayer. Here kitty, kitty, kitty."

"You were there? Oh please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock."

"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move..."

"I've messed up your doilies and stuff."

"You don't strike me as the begging type."

"People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world!"

"Home, sweet home."

"She's tricky. Baby likes to play."

"Well this is just... neat!"

"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet."

"I'm sorry, baby. I'm a bad, rude man."

"It's dead, Dru. You didn't feed it, you left it in a cage, and now it's all dead."

"I've known you two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever."

"The lions are on to you, baby."

"My black goddess. My ripe, wicked plum..."

"Talk and I'll have your guts for garters."

"You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day."

"It's interesting to me that preparing looks a great bit like sitting on your ass. When do we destroy the world already?"

"No more of this 'I have a soul' crap? This is great! This is so great."

"Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?"

"What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack."

"I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed off Slayer."

"They say once you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated."

"It's paradise. Big windows and lovely gardens. They'll be perfect for when we want the sunlight to kill us."

"I don't want to hurt you, baby. Doesn't mean I won't."

"We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world', it's just tough guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood."

"You've got millions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs."

"Will you hold on a second! Hey, white flag here, I quit."

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

"You hit me with an axe once. 'Get the Hell away from my daughter!'"

"Goodbye Piccadilly, Farewell Leicster bloody square. You know what I mean?"

"You want to go a round, pet? I'll have a gay old time of it."

"Hello, cutie."

"Someone wasn't worthy."

"And I don't fancy spending the next 6 months trying to get librarian out of the carpet."

"Well, I sing."

"He's got your Watcher."

"Dru bagged a Slayer? Hey, good for her! Though not from your perspective, I suppose."

"Why doesn't baby have a nap?!"

"Love's a funny thing."

"No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?"

"I did it my way."

"You're not invited."

"I gave her everything - beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy."

"I want Dru back, I've just got to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again."

"The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other again like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave."

"Home... sweet... home."

"Bloody Hell!"

"Now that was fun!"

"If at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him and you'll try again."

"You're not friends. You'll never be just friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight and you'll shag and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be just friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood, screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."

"You're a very bad man."

"It's been so long since I've had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective."

"We killed a homeless man on this bench, me and Dru. He begged for mercy, but that only made her bite harder."

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