Description: This is a funny (I hope) fanfic about the goings on of life in Harmony right now......like what's up with Shuis (not much......lol) and
theresa, ethan, tabby and timmy, ivy, julian, chad and whit, and the rest of the gang. Hopefully you guys will like it!!! :D ENJOY!!!!
Intro: In the little town of Harmony rests 4 major families: The Cranes, the Bennetts, the Lopez-Fitzgeralds, and the Russells. The day-by-day lives of these people are extraordinary.....
Chapter 1:
Theresa rose out of her pink bed room and smiled, her make-up
already in
place. Today she was gonna tell Ethan that she loves him, not "Chuck".
While she was dreaming away, she didn't hear the annoying phone ringing
in
her ear. "Mi nina!! Pick it up!!" Theresa smiled, thinking of Ethan.
"THERESITA!!!" Pilar screamed. Theresa came out of her trance, and
picked up
her pink phone. "Hey Theresa."
"Hi Whit!" Theresa smiled. "Guess what? I had the best dream.
It was
about...."
"Let me guess..... Ethan?" Whitney rolled her eyes.
"Yes, Ethan. Today I'm going to tell him that there was no Chuck."
"Come on, Theresa.....Ethan doesn't love you!" Whitney sighed,
knowing
Theresa would start her usual blabbing about fate, how it's meant to
be, why
she hasn't gone out with Chad yet, and how Ethan will marry her, not
Gwen.
Whitney sighed HEAVILY. "Um....Theresa? I have to go. I ahve to get to tennis....um,
yeah,
tennis, that's it. Bye Theresa!" Whitney hung up the phone and
smiled. She
saw Chad hanging out in her front lawn. Whitney smiled and ran out the
door......
Meanwhile, Sheridan sank back in the couch. Luis, the love of her
life, was
sitting RIGHT next to her, and she was watching slides of Spain with
him.
She had other things on her mind, though.
Sheridan's dream....
"Sheridan...will you tell me about Toledo?" Luis gazed at her with
those
luscious hazel eyes.
"I have better things to do. She brushed some sangria off of Luis's
lips,
and Luis saw it as a gesture, and he pulled Sheridan close to him and
kissed
her passionately.
"Sheridan?? Sheridan??????"
"Huh??"
"Sheridan, are you ok? You look half awake." Luis looked at her, with
his
one eyebrow arched up.
"Umm......sangria......"
"I think you had too many of those." Luis picked her up and carried
her to
her bedroom. Sheridan looked up and all she saw was a blurry vision,
but she
could smell Luis's cologne. Luis layed her down on her bed, and
Sheridan
yanked him down and started kissing him passionately......
Meanwhile......Hank was strolling along, and his cell phone rang.
"Hello?"
"It's me, Les."
"Who else would it be....I have no life...."
"Kill Sheridan now, or else..." Hank rolled his eyes, and hung up the
phone.
"That's getting real old.." he thought to himself.
Ethan strolled down the pier, looking for the book shop. "Aww...damn!
I
forgot where the Book Cafe is!" Ethan scratcged his head a couple of
times,
and looked around. "Hmmm.....maybe I'll ask Sam."
"Hello Cheif Bennett."
"Hi son... I mean, Ethan!!! Ethan Crane!! How's it going?"
"What did you say?"
"Um...Crane??"
"No...son.."
"Aww, hell, we look exactly the same, you're my son, and Ivy's too."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Good. now I don't have to marry Gwen! I didn't even want to marry
that ugly
excuse for a woman. You know, she's a big bitch!"
"No kidding?"
"Yeah. So are you and Mom gonna hook up?"
"No. I love GRACE!!!" Sam clutched his head, and ran away.
Ethan looked at Sam running away in disbelief, and shrugged. "Now
where did
that darn Book Cafe go?"
To Be Continued...
Chapter 2: Fall
"EEP!" Mrs. Hotchkiss's shrill and squeaky voice pierced the air.
She
had just witnessed Theresa and Ethan making out in the middle of the
courtyard, and, as you can hear, she's not very pleased about it.
"What was that?" Ethan covered his ears in disgust.
"Huh? I didn't hear anything, Ethan. I'm too busy looking at your
eyes
and smiling like a clown."
"Theresa! Your ears are bleeding!"
"They're bleeding for you, my love." Ethan raised his eyebrow and
stepped back a couple of inches.
"Um....I have to go....go and tell Gwen that the wedding is
off.....Um....yeah. BYE!"
Theresa looked as Ethan sprinted off.
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Sheridan looked at her peanut butter stained dress. She sighed
heavily
as she looked at Luis fixing a broken faucet. He looked so damn good
with
his shirt off, bending over, muscles working......Sheridan shook her
head and
got up. "AHHHHHH!!! GOOD GOLLY!!!!" Sheridan was still to busy
noticing
Luis's gorgeous back to hear the screams of the pregnant lady named
Pat.
"Sheridan! Pat said Good Golly! She's gonna have her baby!"
"Huh?" Sheridan was staring at Luis's 6 pack.
"Oh jeez...do I have to do everything myself?" Luis got up and
went into
the bedroom.
"Wait for me, Luis!" Sheridan ran in after him.
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Kay picked up a marshmellow and threw it at Charity's head. "Ha, that
will
get little miss anorexic goody two shoes!" Simone looked shocked at
Kay.
Kay finally realized that she said that out loud. "Um.....I meant that
um...you should get that marshmellow and eat it, Charity! Yeah...."
Reese
pounded away at his little Palm Pilot, looking for the origin of the
pendant.
"Hey guys! I think I found something on the pendant!" Reese said,
adjusting his glasses. "It says here that it traced back to many years
ago,
during the time of the Salem Witchcraft Trials." Miguel looked at
Reese,
then took Charity's hand and kissed her. "I love you so much,
Charity."
Kay crinkled her nose and rolled her eyes. "Simone, I think I am
going
to BARF! Those two make two old people kissing more interesting than
them!
Ugh, I wish Miguel would see past her pale pasty face and see what kind
of
weirdo she is! He should see what kind of woman I am!" Simone merely
rolled
her eyes, and stuffed her face with more marshmallows.
To Be Continued...
Chapter 3:
Kay woke up to the sight of Reese on top of her.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Get
off of me, Reese!"
"Good morning, my love." Reese bent down and starting kissing her
excitedly.
"I said, get off!!! Miguel! Help me!!"
Miguel was too busy looking into Charity's eyes, noticing that they
were
a very weird color- orange. He just shrugged it off and said, "Oh
Charity, I
love the way your bones stick out, the way your face is pale and bony.
Hey?
Is your hair falling out?"
Charity responded in that low voice when she's possessed. "Miguel,
you
dumbnut. Can't you see that I'm anorexic??? Come on, already! And
why
won't you die? Jeez, I mean, usually people die when I want them to!"
Miguel merely looked at Charity. "I love you, honey." Charity
rolled
her eyes and sighed.
Sheridan looked panicked as Luis told Pat to push. In the
background,
Sheridan was whining so loudly that windows broke. Pat pushed and
pushed,
and finally a baby came out. Luis got all soaked in blood, so he took
off
his shirt, and cut the baby's umbilical cord. "Here you go, Pat."
Sheridan
sighed as she watched Pat coo at the baby.
"Luis....This is so amazing." Luis looked at Sheridan's eyes, then
at
her lips, and he surged forward and started kissing her passionately,
right
there in front of Pat, on the bed. Pat simply tilted her head at an
angle so
she could see them making out better.
Ethan walked to the Book Cafe to see Gwen sitting in there, looking
at
bridal magazines. Gwen turned around and shrieked: "Ethan! Come look
at
this wedding stuff!" Chad, nearby, covered his ears. *I guess it runs
in
the family* The population inside the Book Cafe decreased from 20 to
3.
Ethan sat down, and motioned for Gwen to sit down. "I have something
important to tell you."
To Be Continued...