Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

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Buffy Quotes:
Buffy:We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history!
Buffy:Oh, that's great! I kill 'em, you fence their stuff.
Buffy:Ooh, two points for the Slayer, while the Watcher has yet to score!
Buffy:Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says, 'I'm a Slayer-Ask me how!' Good night.
Buffy:He's not any guy. He's more... Oweny.
Buffy:Okay, do I wanna appear shy, coy and naive or unrestrained, insatiable and aggressive?
Buffy:This is the 90's. The 1990's, in point of fact, and I can do both. Clark Kent has a job. I just wanna go on a date.
Buffy:If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
Buffy:Gee, that's so nice of you to ask, but Owen and I were, well, sort of... Owen and I.

Cordelia Quotes:
Cordelia:Ooo! Hel-lo, salty goodness! Pick up the phone, call 9-1-1. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him.

Giles Quotes:
Giles:Buffy, while the mere fact of you wanting to chack out a book, would be grounds for a national holiday.

Owen Quotes:
Owen:But you don't seem bookwormy.

Xander Quotes:
Xander:You're acting a little overly, aren't you?
Xander:Sure, he's got a certain Owenosity, but that's not hard to find.
Xander:Oh, you mean for kissing you and then telling all his friends how easy you are, so the whole school loses respect for you and then talks behind your back? The red's fine.