Buffy Quotes:
Buffy:Destructo Girl. That's me.
Buffy:Okay, I'll give you improved marks for that one. Ripping a throat out, it's a strong visual, it's not cryptic!
Buffy:Well, the words 'big-ugly' kinda spring to mind.
Buffy:And I saw something else. Something much more interesting than your average run-of-the-mill killer vampire.
Buffy:In the vid library? There're no books, but it's dark and musty, you'll feel right at home, go! I guess I'll handle the armory.
Buffy:Bat sonar. Makes your whole nervous system go to Hell. You can go there with it!
Cordelia Quotes:
Cordelia:Medically prescribed lunch. My doctor ships it daily...I'll only be here as long as I can hold my breath.
Cordelia:I don't know what to say, it was really, I mean, one minute you're in your normal life, and then who's in the fridge? It really gets to you, a thing like that. It was...lets just say I haven't been able to eat a thing since yesterday. I think I lost, like, seven and a half ounces? Way swifter than that so-called diet that quack put me on. Oh, i'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I cal lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know?
Giles Quotes:
Giles:Yes he did, didn't he? I wish I knew what he meant. I've been trying to gather more information about the master, out, uh local vampire king. There was one oblique reference to a, a, a vampire who displeased the Master and cut his hand off in penance.
Giles:Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled.
Giles:Abject prayer and supplication would spring to mind.
Willow Quotes:
Willow:Call me old-fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs.
Willow:Yeah! If Miss French is responsible for... Xander's supposed to be helping her right now! He's got a crush on a giant insect!
Xander Quotes:
Xander:Well, he's buff! She never said anything about him being buff!
Xander:Ergo, those of us who blew off our science homework aren't as dumb as we look.
Xander:I wonder what she sees in me? It's probably the quiet good looks coupled with a certain smoky magnetism.
Xander:She's not an insect! She's a women, okay? And as hard as it may be for you to conceive, an actual women finds me attractive. I realize it's no mystery guy handing out leather jackets, and while we're on the subject, what kind of girlie name is 'Angel' anyway?
Xander:I like cucumbers. Like in that Greek salad thing with the yogurt. Do you like Greek food? I'm exempting Schwarma, of course, I mean, what's that all about? It's a big meat hive.