The first date's the worst date
It's hard to know just what to do
And I take you to dinner
You don't eat, you just play with your food
And there's something familiar
About every word you say
It's hard to believe this happened again

I already met you
And I already met you
You're like my last girlfriend
Yeah, and the girlfriend I had before her

I take you to my apartment
And then it's just south of Beirut
And you tell me you're bored
And you don't like the colour of my shoes
And the picture gets clearer with every word you say
It's hard to believe this happened again

I already met you
And I already met you
You're like my last girlfriend
Yeah, and the girlfriend I had before her

Don't mean to upset you
I already met you
You're like my last girlfriend
Yeah, and the girlfriend I had before her

Two point two kids and a house on the hill
A dog named Boo and a sweet Uncle Phil.

My head says you're different
You're the one with whom I should grow old
Yeah, that's not too convincing
While yelling it to your dad on my phone
So I stare out the window
And I find me a smile cause I still believe it gets better than this

I already met you
I already met you
You're like my last girlfriend
Yeah, and the girlfriend I had before her

Don't mean to upset you
I already met you
You're like my last girlfriend
Yeah, and the girlfriend I had before her.
You're like my last girlfriend
Yeah, and the girlfriend I had before her
And the girlfriend I had before her
And the girlfriend I had before her
And the girlfriend I had before that.