Here are the lyrics of some of Phoebe's song. If you have any
that I don't have, please e-mail them to me at HotDiva786@hotmail.com
SMELLY CAT
Chorus:Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smely cat its not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not they're favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friends to those with noses.
(repeat chorus)
Real Player of Smelly Cat(feat. Stephanie)
Real Player of Smelly Cat (commercial)
Real Player of Smelly Cat (The Cast are singing it)
GRANDMA
Now grandma's a person who everyone likes.
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Your parents said she moved to Peru,
But the truth is she died and someday you will too.
Lalalala...
Real Player of Grandma
THE BLACKOUT
New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it's not scary
'Cause I stay away from dairy
Real Player of Blackout
CHILDREN
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why.
You cry and you cry and you cry.
Real Player of Children
TWO OF THEM KISSED LAST NIGHT
There was a girl, we'll call her Betty.
And a guy lets call him Neil.
Now I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real.
...
Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl he cast aside.
Will it be the one he loves truely,
Or will it be the one we'll call...Loulie
He must decide, he must decide.
Even though I made him up he must decide.
Real Player of Two of them kissed last night
JINGLE BITCH
Jingle bitch screwed me over.
Go to hell jingle whore.
Go to hell, Go to hell, Go to hell.
Real Player of Jingle Bitch
IN THE SHOWER
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song
Stop me if you've heard it
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
....
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
Lather, rinse, repeat
....
As needed!
Real Player of In the Shower
STICKY SHOES (feat. Leslie)
My favourite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don't care what people say
My feet's best friend, pals to the end
With them I'm one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes,
Always make me smile
Sticky shoes, Sticky shoes
Next time I'll...
Avoid the...pile.
STEPHANIE
Stephanie, knows all the cords.
Real Player of Stephanie
TERRY'S A JERK
Terry's a jerk
And he wont let me work
And I hate Central Perk
Real Player of Terry's a Jerk
CREMATED MOTHER
And my mother's ashes
Even her eyelashes
Are resting in a little yellow jaaaaaaar
But sometimes when it's breezy
Or if I'm feeling sneezy
Excuse me excuse me noisy boys !
SNOWMAN
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
MY COMA GUY
You don't have to be awake to be my man
As long as you have brain waves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say...
CRUSTY OLD SNOWMAN
...And the crusty old man said
"I'll do what I can"
And the rest of the rats played maracas
THEY FOUND THEIR BODIES
And they found their bodies the very next day
They found their bodies the very next day...
WHEN I PLAY
When I play I play for me
I don't need your charity!
BI-SEXUALS
Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
Then they are bi-sexuals
Though some might say they're just kidding themselves
La-la-la-la-la-la...
DON'T
There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you
But DON'T
Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
BARNYARD ANIMALS
Now the cow in the meadow goes Meww
Now the cow in the meadow goes Meww
And then the farmer hits'em on the head
And grounds'em up and that's how we get hamburgers
Now the chicken.
Real Player of Barnyard Animals
HOLIDAY SONGS
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along
No don't sing along
Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah
Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross
And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy
And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler!
Real Player of Holiday Song
TWO HEART ATTACKS
It only takes two heart attacks
to finally make you see
one of them won't do it
but the second will set you free
Tell all your hate and anger
it's time to say good bye
and that is just what I will do
as soon as those bastards I work for die
Lalalalalalalalalala!
LITTLE BLACK CURLY HAIR
I found you in my bed,
How'd you wind up there?
It's still a mystery,
Little black curly hair.
Little black, little black, little black, little
black... little black curly hair.