Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating.
But, there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about.
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby
sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert
and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered
want you covered like my
Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx
never reach an apex
like Coca-Cola stock
you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up
with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only
God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics?
Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
high tide B-5
you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee
with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
