Even More Blackboard Openings
I had so many back bored openings, they couldnt all fit on one page!!! Once again email me if you have more.
- I will not sell miracle cures
- I will return the seeing-eye dog
- I do not have diplomatic immunity
- I will not charge admission to the bathroom
- I will never win an Emmy
- The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
- All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
- I will not say
- I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
- My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
- I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
- I am not delightfully saucy
- Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
- The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
- I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
- There are plenty of businesses like show business
- I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
- Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
- Beans are neither fruit nor musical
- I will not use abbrev.
- I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
- I will not send lard through the mail
- I will not dissect things unless instructed
- I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
- Ralph won't
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- Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
- Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
- I will not hang donuts on my person
- I will remember to take my medication
- I will not strut around like I own the place
- The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
- I do not have power of attorney over first graders
- Nerve gas is not a toy
- I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
- The First Amendment does not cover burping
- This is not a clue...or is it?
- I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
- No one wants to hear from my armpits
- I am not a lean mean spitting machine
- The boys room is not a water park
- Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
- Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
- I will only do this once a year
- I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
- I am not certified to remove asbestos
- I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
- I am not my long-lost twin
- The truth is not out there
- I am not licensed to do anything
- I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
- I will not lie in front of the school bus with ketchup on my face
- A fire drill does not demand a fire
- I no longer want my MTV
- Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
- I did not invent Irish dancing
- I will not tease Fatty
- There was no Roman god named
- Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
- Shooting paintballs is not an art form
- Pain is not the cleanser
- Silly String is not a nasal spray
- I was not told to do this
- My butt does not deserve a website
- I will not demand what I'm worth
- I will not mess with the opening credits
- I am not the new Dalai Lama
- I was not the inspiration for
- I will not file frivolous lawsuits
- Even More
