Homer's Antics

here are 55 of my favorite antics Home has done on the simpsons. If you find any better please email them to me.

Gave Bart $5 to kiss him
leaving the keys in the front door.
Shoving a handful of bees and honey into his mouth
takes Lisa to Moe's' Tavern
takes a pony home in his car
smoking a cigar while welding next to a leaky can of gasoline
trying to unjam the toaster with a knife
his near-aneurysm
makes home-made football
home-made baseball bat. (Which works! despite the nails.)
sheltering himself with a piece of metal and taking cover under the tallest tree he could find during a thunderstorm
asks Bart to stick his hand under lawn mower, then starts it
his morning while his family's at Church
recovering expired medicine from the Winfield's trash.
buys the snow plow by being cajoled into it
locking his keys in the Monorail
rummages through the Flanders' trash. Finds a toothbrush and actually uses it
trying to remove a Sugar Daddy stuck to the back of his shirt
getting a plunger stuck to his head
gets coat hangers stuck in his shirt and pants
paints frowny face on butt, mocks Mr. Burns
causes meltdown of nuclear inspectors' test vehicle
steals cinder blocks from construction site to build bookshelves, deprives children of a hospital
burns high school diploma (and house) when admitted to college

steals Sir Oinksalot, makes him drink malt liquor
runs out of college entrance interview to chase squirrel
has both arms stuck in vending machines, only because he won't let go of the soft drink & candy
smashes weather station in flashback
kisses landfill heap repeatedly
sells soul for donut
drinks blood just because it's free
doesn't believe Lisa when she says Bart's a vampire
slips on peanut, loses $20 bill
makes fun of Bart's Junior Camper enrollment
runs into Bart's pie trap -- twice
loses Ned's map
takes paddles from Ned et al., makes raft drift out to sea
throws Todd's walkman into the water
wastes fresh water on dirty socks
blows rescue plane away with flare gun
slaps Flanders many more times than necessary
steals Borgnine's knife, burns hole in raft with it
steals pens from work, but they leak on the back seat
Fixes Marge's clock with drill
trys to teach Maggie how to gamble
rolls on the floor, trying to read what Bart wrote on the back of his head
wearing glasses with eyeballs painted on them so he can sleep without being noticed
sews tweed patches on leather jacket, wrecks both jackets.