"Things that will never happen on Days of Our Lives" by Mandy
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Austin goes to med school and is valedictorian of his graduating class.
Nicole wins the award for being the "Sweetest Girl in Salem".
Stefano gives up his "job" of trying to bring down the Bradys and pursues his lifelong dream as an exotic dancer.
Mimi gets a life.
Billie says, "Hey, do I look too trashy in this halter top and leather pants ensemble? Oh, I better go change, I don't wanna give anyone the wrong impression!"
John becomes celibate.
Lucas moves out of the Kiriakis mansion and starts to live on his own without any assistance from his mother.
Roman gets a storyline.
Marlena actually goes to work for once!
Kate gives up the leopard print business suits and decides to dress her age.
Greta stops whining about her mother.
Craig decides that being Chief of Staff at the hospital really isn't that important, so he resigns and starts an animal shelter for wounded pets.
Mickey wins a case.
People actually start to care what happens to Phillip.
Belle says, "Ya know, being popular isn't everything. I think that I will work on my personality!"
Alice announces that she never actually made her own doughnuts, she always bought them at the bakery and pretended they were her own.
Celeste goes back to her natural hair color.
The Salem PD actually solves something!
Brandon declares, "Abe is a nice guy, I think that I am going to give up this Larry stuff and work on being his friend."
Marlena tells John that she has a headache and isn't in the mood for any lovin'.
Stefano decides that hating the Bradys is stupid and bakes them all a big "please forgive me" cake.
Rolf secretly leads a double life as a male stripper on Tuesday nights at the local strip club under the stage name "Doctor Spanky".
