M&M's Favorite Quotes

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• (Austin just offered Sami some cappuchino that Greta showed him how to make)
  Sami: "Why were you making cappuchino with Greta? You've never made me cappuchino."
  Austin: "I just offered you some."
  
  
• "I'm going to stop worrying about myself for once!" ~Lucas (to Kate) *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• Carrie: "I never want this night to end."
  Mike: "The night will end, but the love that we share, and the life that we have begins tonight. I promise you it will never end."
  
  
• (From when Kate asks Lucas not to say anything to Victor about his impotency problem)
  "You couldn't pay me to say a word of this to anybody. In fact, I kinda wish I didn't know!" ~Lucas
  
  
• (From when Chloe saved Phillip from the oncoming car)
  Shawn: "He has brain damage."
  Chloe: "What's new?"
  
  
• (From when Chloe saved Phillip from the oncoming car)
  Phillip: "My face didn't get messed up or anything, did it?"
  Shawn: "You mean more than before?"
  
  
• "Poor Sami, my foot. Austin, you need to have your head examined!" ~Kate
  
  
• Belle: "I know you and Shawn are really close. He talks about you all the time."
  Alice: "Yes, we're very tight."
  
  
• "At first I thought I was dreaming...but Elvis was real!" ~Susan
  
  
• Sami: "It is working like magic Jamie. Austin couldn't take his eyes off me."
  Jamie: "He's probably never seen anyone wearing that much makeup before."
  
  
• "John, what's the deal with the G.I. Joe stuff?!?" ~Bo *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• "You're runnin' around like Rambo on steroids!" ~Bo *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• Ali: "If you can't have the burger you love, love the burger you're with." (When Ali kiddnapped Mike.) *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• "I'm not stupid, you know!" ~Bart *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• Chloe: "Maybe I should have shoved you a lot harder."
  Philip: "What's your problem anyhow?" *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• Chloe: "You want to check on Philip..."
  Belle: "He hit his head pretty hard. I just want to make sure he's okay."
  Chloe: "His head's like a rock. I don't see why you'd worry." *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• "Sami, if you want to get Austin's interest, stop throwing yourself at him. Step back, and be smart about this." ~Franco
  
  
• "Yeah! Running from the FBI, living in a trailer...every child's dream!" ~Jack
  
  
• Austin: "Wait, wait. I...I didn't mean to upset you."
  Carrie: "No...just...Sami's name upsets me."
  
  
• Nicole: "I understand you and Greta are getting closer. I’m really glad for you. I just want you to be happy."
  Eric: "That must be the reason you decided to marry Lucas."
  
  
• Victor: "I’ve found out a lot about DiMera’s parents."
  Bo: "I’ve never thought of him as having parents. That makes him seem human."
  
  
• Shawn: "Have you been hanging out with Boy Scouts?"
  Belle: "No..."
  Shawn: "Funny, it looks like they’ve been tying ropes knots in your hair."
  
  
• Lucas: "You got a problem Sami?" (Sami is giving Nicole nasty looks)
  Sami: "No, I don’t. You’re the on who married her (Nicole)."
  
  
• Belle: "You diffuse a bomb, run into a burning building, yet who have no idea what’s been going on for 2,000 years."
  Shawn: "History is my kryptonite. Don’t tell the bad guys."
  
  
• Sami: "Eric, just help in one little thing – fall in love with Nicole again."
  Eric: "The problem is you don’t see yourself crossing the line here."
  Sami: "It’s just temporarily."
  
  
• Dr. Miller: "So, you and Nancy still don’t have and children."
  Craig: "That’s very observant of you, sir. I didn’t think you noticed."
  
  
• Stefano: "John?" (He picks up the phone and no one answers.)
  John: "How did you know?"
  Stefano: "I would know that breathing anywhere."
  
  
• Shawn: "I guess your stange hairdo is affecting your brain."
  Belle: "These are cool."
  Shawn: "I guess those chopsticks were in there in case you got hungry for some lo mein."
  
  
• Philip: "Why are you out of breath?"
  Mimi: "I’ve been all over town spreading bad tidings. Want to hear some dirt?"
  
  
• Lucas: "Who’s that lady you’re with?"
  Nicole: "That’s no lady, that’s my mother."
  
  
• "Don’t break his (Doug) neck, Bo. I need it. In fact, I need all of him." ~Julie (Bo thinks Doug is a burglar and he has him in a head lock.)
  
  
• Stefano: "I need to find a pregnant woman."
  Bart: "Oh dont look at me sir. I always play it safe."
  
  
• "Why - are you calling me stupid?" ~who else could this be but...Austin! (Gosh, he must be starting to figure it out! This quote was said on March 8, 2000 while fighting with Lucas at the table during breakfast. This quote is definitely one of my all-time favs now!)
  
  
• John: "I think there is a bomb on this plane."
  Marlena: (Scream)
  John: "Bad girl You're so frisky. She still thinks we're on our honeymoon."~John trying to cover Marlena's reaction to news of a bomb on the plane.
  
  
• Lili: "Why is John tearing through our belongings? What is he doing?"
  Marlena: "Oh, everything is fine. Stay seated."
  Lili: "I will not be silenced. What are you looking for?"
  John: "My swiss army knife."
  Lili: "Why? What do you need a knife for?"
  John: "I was telling the pilot about all the neat gadgets on it. He didn't believe me so I was going to show it to him."
  
  
• "I don't have a drinking problem - I have a Sami problem." ~Lucas
  
  
• "Who are you callin' trash?" ~Nicole *Thanks Julie!*
  
  
• "Okay, what I want to know is...how did you face the alligators and the water mocasins and all those creatures in the bayou but you get all jumpy in a haunted house?" ~Eric to Greta when she was freaking out in her mother's country home in France.
  
  
• Kristen: "If you tell John or anybody else that John Jr. is your son, I promise you, you will never see Dr. Evans again and something worse could happen."
  Susan: "What could be worse than that?"
  Kristen: "Graceland will burn down."
  Susan: "Oh, no. Not Graceland."
  
  
• "That Krist-an, she's just mean, mean, mean!" ~Susan Banks
  
  
• “This is the prettiest dress...I've ever seen...do-da-dee-da-do!" ~Susan Banks
  
  
• "Talk. How familiar. That's all you and Marlena ever want to do. Dear God, the two of you must bore each other to death." ~Princess Gina Von Amberg
  
  
• "It's a full moon out tonight Elvis...And that's when the vampires are very, very, very, very, very, very busy. You know what I did? I went and I checked out some books from the libary...yes I did...and I'm gonna study up on vampires...and I'm gonna outsmart em!" ~Susan Banks
  
  
• Ivan: "I hope you are right, madame."
  Vivian: "Don't worry Ivan. It won't be long before I'm back on top."
  Ivan: "Why do you suppose Kate is smiling at us?"
  Vivian: "Who knows? It's probably gas."
  
  
• Kate: "Sami, shouldn't you go inside and put on your makeup while you still have time?"
  Sami: "Oh I do have my makeup on Kate."
  Kate: "Oh...I'm sorry."
  
  
• "I'm just so sure that Vivian and her friend are Vampires and I just know that Krist-an and them had Doctor Evans beamed up into a space ship!" ~Susan
  
  
• "Something tells me we're going to end up in jail again tonight. Before that happens I'd like a drink...maybe ten." ~Vivian Alamain
  
  
• "Madam, we kidnapped a nun! This is great, we're not just going to jail, we're going to hell right after!" ~Ivan
  
  
• "That's a fact." ~John
  
  
• "You know what? We are an odd couple. The champagne-caviar girl and the beer and pretzels guy." ~Bo (to Hope)
  
  
• Sami: "Shawn-D, I wish you'd been the best man at my wedding."
  Shawn-D: "You had a wedding? When?"
  Sami: "When we we're in France. Didn't you know?"
  Shawn-D: "Oh, the fake wedding."
  Sami: "It wasn't a fake wedding."
  Austin: Yes, yes, yeah...yeah it was."