Thank you all for your feedback. It's been a long time since I got that many responses to a fic, and it's a wonderful feeling. (Especially since I still consider this story a bit of a goof-off.) Anyway, here's another part for those of you who're enjoying it.

Resident Jarod?
Part 2/?
ByRebeckah

Parker wasted another moment glaring at him before following suit, and in moments the last of the undead had been transformed into the completely dead. Jarod lowered his gun, it had only one bullet left, and raised one tired brow as Parker leveled her gun on him menacingly.

"Give it a rest, Parker." He sighed wearily. "Daddy isn't here, and you've got bigger problems to worry about than taking me in."

"What the hell is going on around here?" She demanded, only the tiniest tremble in her voice revealing her all-out terror.

"Genetic research gone bad." Jarod clarified shortly. "And if you want to get out of here alive, you'd better be prepared to work Together with me. What are you doing here anyway?" He demanded as an afterthought.

"Lyle." She spat the word out like a bad taste in her mouth. "He set me up."

Jarod nodded briefly, unsurprised by the revelation. Lyle had been trying to get rid of his sister since before he knew of their relationship. Of course, it did raise the question of just how much he knew about the situation, and what Umbrella and the Centre had to do with each other. Questions he'd come here to investigate in the first place.

"Well, the first order of business is ammunition." Jarod decided briskly. "And some more practical clothing." He added with a meaningful look up and down Parker.

As usual, she was wearing a mini-skirt, although she'd broken from her usual colors. She had a white linen jacket, cut long. It came to mid-thigh, a mere two inches above the edge of the matching white skirt. Her four-inch heels were attractive, but offered no protection from the zombies who liked playing dead and latching on to a passing ankle. Not to mention the fact that they wouldn't help her run in the least. Jarod had a strong feeling that they'd be doing a lot of running before all of this was over.

"Well, if we're going to find ammo anywhere, this would be the place." Parker replied, her tone of casual competency not fooling Jarod in the least. He knew she was just as scared as he was, and he was scared spitless. Any sane person would be terrified under these conditions.

"I'm sure we'll find some decent clothes too." He agreed, adopting her practical attitude too. "But first, exactly how did Lyle set you up? Is he here too? And where are Sydney and Broots?"

"Back at the Centre, following a lead on the Major and the boy. Lyle co-opted their services, claiming I wouldn't need them, just a Sweeper team." Parker's disgust was palpable. "He made sure I got information that you were here, investigating Umbrella for wrongdoing, and I took the bait. I thought you were masquerading as a cop, so I was hanging around here when all hell broke loose. What are you doing here, anyway?"

"Investigating Umbrella for wrongdoing." Jarod grinned boyishly at her. "Angelo tipped me off about the cover-up on the mansion incident."

"Are you sure? Somehow I don't think Angelo would send you to a place this deadly. I'll bet you were set up by Lyle too." Parker returned darkly. "I guarantee you he's banking on both of us buying it here, clearing the way for him."

"Good point." Jarod acknowledged thoughtfully. "But how does he know about any of this? The cover-up has been masterful. What happened to your Sweepers?"

"Dead, as far as I can tell. John was overwhelmed in the first wave of zombies, Carl volunteered to help the police, and I haven't seen him since, and Kent got shot by an officer after one of the zombies bit him. The man claimed that he'd turn into one of them too, and it was safer to kill him now, before the infection set in. That's when I struck off on my own. I don't fancy being shot by my own side."

"I don't blame you." Jarod commiserated, masterfully restraining his urge to say something about zombies knowing better than to bite her because she'd probably taste bad. "I guess we'll have to actually cooperate then."

Parker glared, but didn't argue with him.

"First order of business, a map of the building. Let's check out the reception area in there." Jarod gestured towards the door he'd burst through upon hearing Parker's cry. "Then we'll see what we can do to get out of this place."

"Okay. I know a little bit about the layout, since I've been hanging around here for a few days, but most of it's still a mystery to me. After the reception area, though, I think we should check out the Chief's offices. There's something weird about him, and I'm guessing we'll find out something interesting there."

"Yes, there is something very strange about this place." Jarod mused as they made their way towards the reception area. "For instance, I'm pretty sure this statue moves---see the grooves there? And it looks like something goes in here." He pointed to the circular depression over the strange inscription.

"And what kind of an office has the receptionist counter behind a giant statue?" Parker added grimly. "This place has "wacko" printed all over it."

"So, what'd you do when "all hell broke loose"?" Jarod questioned, moving up the short ramp to the receptionist area. He ignored the antique typewriter and began rifling competently through the papers stacked on the desk next to it.

"Here's a map." Parker volunteered, waving a brightly colored brochure she'd picked up next to the computer. It was in a rack of brochures for various city attractions.

"And here's a memo to Chief Irons." Jarod muttered, reading the paper intently. "Apparently there's some sort of underground research station accessible through the detention center in the basement."

"Researching what?" Parker asked, although she was pretty sure she already knew the answer.

"It doesn't say here, but according to Jill Valentine, one of my informants, the T-virus for sure and possibly something they call the G-virus."

"Why do I not like the sound of that?" Parker murmured.

"Possibly because a virus of some sort is responsible for the zombies."

"Let's get out of here---now." Parker urged seriously. "Things are only going to get worse, I think."

"Well, according to your map, the S.T.A.R.S. office is upstairs. Jill told me they'd been pretty much banned from the station after the mansion incident, so I'm guessing that our best chance to scavenge supplies is there. Now, we can try going through here---" his finger pointed to the squad room that opened off of the lobby.

"No." Parker contradicted him. "That's where our trigger happy cop went. I'd rather not try to follow."

"Okay, then we have to go through this room---it looks like a waiting room of some sort, through these two hallways, and into the back that way." Jarod traced the route, frowning unhappily. "I don't like it. These halls border the outside, and if zombies have been getting in, I'll be that's where they've been doing it. We're pretty low on ammo if we encounter trouble."

"You've got a point." She admitted reluctantly. "And it's been a few hours since he went through those doors, so maybe he's moved on to a better hiding place."

"Besides," Jarod added hopefully, "The squad room might very well have both ammunition and clothing we could use." He glanced down at his own torn and stained clothing as he spoke.

"Fine. We'll try it your way."

Decision made, Parker turned on one heel and strode around the counter. The door they wanted was on the wall facing the computer, but they had to backtrack all the way around to get to it. The building had definitely not been designed with any kind of efficiency in mind.

Jarod followed, his long legs easily keeping up with Parker's strides and allowing him to pass her up just before they reached the door.

"How many shots do you have left?" He softly asked.

She checked her gun.

"Fifteen and a spare clip." She answered just as quietly.

"Okay, I'm going in first, you cover my back. I've only got one bullet left, so be ready to back me up if there's trouble."

"Got ya'." She nodded.

The door was unlocked, and Jarod eased it open cautiously. But on seeing three undead officers clinging voraciously to the still resisting man inside, he flung open the door and blew open the head of the nearest zombie. Parker jumped in after him, and began firing while Jarod, his gun empty, picked up the nearest chair and broke it over the next zombie's head.

It turned away from the injured man and advanced on Jarod, who grabbed another wooden chair and brandished it threateningly. The zombie didn't have the intelligence left to realize the threat, and continued to move in on Jarod. This time when Jarod swung the chair, hitting the head a second time with all the force he could muster, the zombies head exploded like an overripe melon. The man they'd rushed in to help collapsed, groaning softly, moments after Parker's careful shots took out the third zombie.

"Th-thanks." He whispered hoarsely. "But I'm afraid it's too late for me. I'm infected too. You should shoot me while you have the chance."

"What about a treatment? Isn't there an antidote?" Parker asked, hoping with all her heart the answer was "yes". She wasn't overly worried about this man, but she was worried about Jarod and herself. They were wandering around in a biological "hot spot" with no way to protect themselves from infection. She wanted there to be an antidote, or a vaccine. She wanted some peace of mind.

"Maybe somewhere, but not here. We're expendable." The man answered painfully. "It's all Umbrella's fault. We should have listened to Chris and the others---now it's too late."

"I'm Jarod and this is Miss Parker. We came here to investigate matters and got caught up in the disaster." Jarod told the man. "Who are you?"

"Marvin Branagh." He managed to say. "If you get out of this, could you look up my folks and tell them what happened? They live in Chicago."

"Of course." Jarod assured him, watching with concern as Marvin scratched his arm, and then his chest, and then his leg. "Do you know where we might find some ammunition?"

He asked hopefully, glancing at the lockers behind the man.

"They've been cleaned out already." Marvin correctly interpreted Jarod's look. "But munitions have been stored all over the building. Go out the other door to this room=97it leads to the evidence room, and then into the back hall. There's a storeroom back there that should still be untouched."

"Why should it be any different than here?" Parker wanted to know.

"Because I have the only key." Marvin smiled wryly, holding out the metal object to Jarod. "There's no guarantee that the door hasn't been forced, but it's your best bet. Now get out of here." He visibly restrained himself from scratching another itch.

"We'll be back if we find something helpful." Parker promised.

Jarod and Marvin exchanged solemn looks. They both knew that it was too late for Marvin, but neither was willing to disillusion Parker.

"Thanks." Jarod told the man softly.

"Be careful. The zombies are everywhere now." Marvin cautioned them, leaning his head back and closing his eyes wearily. "Take my shotgun, it's fully loaded."

"We'll get out." Jarod promised. "And I'll find your folks."

Marvin's eyes opened briefly and he smiled gratefully. Then he made a half-hearted shooing motion with his hand and Parker and Jarod headed down the length of desks in the center of the room. In the back was an office, and on the opposite wall was the promised door. Jarod motioned Parker back, verified the presence of shells in the shotgun, and cautiously eased the door open. Moans greeted them.

"Please, help us!" One man pleaded, his eyes dark and sunken on his haggard face.

"Where are the doctors?" Another whined.

"We're working on it." Jarod promised them, stepping carefully over their supine bodies.

"If you don't hurry," the first man pressed insistently, "it'll be too late."

`It already is.' Jarod thought sadly, but wisely kept his thoughts to himself.

Parker followed him so closely she was in danger of tripping him, but it turned out to be her advantage when one of the ill men clutched her leg as she passed, mumbling something about "hot" and "hungry". Jarod kicked the man away with a foot to the chest and shoved Parker towards the door. For once Parker felt no need to prove her strength, and she practically leaped through it.

"Stay back!" Jarod warned the others, leveling the shotgun menacingly. "I don't want to use this, but I will."

The other men weren't so far gone that they were willing to risk a shotgun shell to the face, and Jarod stumbled out the door after Parker. She slammed the door shut behind him, turning the key that sat in the outside lock with a decisive click. Jarod sagged weakly against the stone wall of the hallway, almost sick with relief that there were no obvious threats waiting for them. Parker pocketed the key.

"Who knows if we'll need it later?" She asked rhetorically, as he gave her a quizzical look.

"In this crazy building, you're right." Jarod agreed, pushing off of the wall and making his way down the hall. "And the sooner we're out of it, the better."

"I couldn't agree more." Parker said fervently, following him closely.

Jarod's first impression of safety bore out as he and Parker made their way down the hall and then to the storeroom located down a small hall running next to the length of the stairs. Marvin's prediction that the room would be untouched was also born out when Jarod turned the key in the door---opening it for the first time since the original occupant left.

Inside it proved to be multifunctional. Evident lockers lined one wall, a double clothing locker graced another corner, and a desk and typewriter sat squarely in the middle of the 10' by 12' room. Along the back wall was another door, leading to a darkroom. It was a gloomy room, obviously a converted store room with no windows and no softening touches like pictures or plants. Either no one used it on a regular basis, or whoever was assigned the office was in such deep trouble with the powers that be that they didn't dare liven up the decor at all.

"Check those lockers." Jarod pointed towards the man-tall metal lockers in the corner. "I'll make sure these don't have anything useful." He moved towards the wall of 2' by 2' evidence lockers.

"What am I looking for?" Parker asked as she efficiently jimmied the inefficient locks build into the handles.

"Something more practical to wear than that suit, for starters." Jarod told her dryly, using the hammer he found in the bottom drawer of the desk to lever open the more substantial doors to the evidence lockers.

"You could use a change yourself." Parker informed him, holding out the outfits she found in the first locker and looking them over consideringly.

"I agree." Jarod's voice was distracted as he began sorting through the cache of ammunition he found in one of the bottom containers. "And we both need better foot gear---combat boots preferably."

"Well, there are these."

Parker's voice made her distaste so clear that Jarod looked up to see her holding up a pair of neon pink cowboy boots; obviously constructed for the female foot. He valiantly suppressed a grin.

"Do they fit you?" He asked with only the barest hint of a chuckle.

"Does it matter?" She scowled darkly.

"They will provide more protection from----" his voice trailed off uncertainly. He didn't know if Parker knew about the zombies who lay on the ground waiting to grab and chew on a passing person. He also didn't know if he wanted to be the one to enlighten her if she didn't.

"From what happened to your leg?" She guessed shrewdly.

"Yeah." Jarod said softly, looking down at the bandage with shadowed eyes.

He'd almost forgotten about the wound. After Claire had bandaged it with her herbal poultice it had completely ceased to bother him. And in the excitement of simple survival in this place, a minor injury wasn't enough to distract him.

"I think these might fit you." Parker announced, holding out someone's worn, but clean, denim jeans, a dark blue t-shirt, and a leather bomber's jacket. "But I am not wearing these."

"These" turned out to be the outfit that went with the boots. Also pink, with blond fringe, it was a caricatured "wild west" get up. The jacket and skirt were denim, and the skirt came down to mid calf, offering Parker more protection from the nightmares outside the room, but Jarod took one look at her set face and swallowed his suggestion that she don the outfit anyway. He had a strong feeling she'd use her gun on him if he did.

"Maybe there's a spare set of jeans in the other locker." He suggested instead. "They'd be too big for you, but if you belt them tightly it would be better than nothing."

"There are." Parker admitted, reaching into the second locker. "And I agree, it's better than nothing, but we'll continue to search for something closer to my size, got it? There's no reason why I should run around looking like a little girl playing dress up."

"Right." Jarod agreed diplomatically. He kept to himself the thought that the odds weren't good that they'd find anything else to wear.

"Why don't you change back there," he pointed to the door of the darkroom, "while I change out here?"

Parker nodded and stalked back towards the door, discontent radiating from the stiff line of her back. Jarod stifled another grin, and chastised himself silently for taking pleasure in her discomfort. Still, she'd been making his life uncomfortable for years, and he couldn't help but enjoy the fact that the shoe was on the other foot, for once.

He shimmied out of his clothing down to his underwear and pulled the clean T-shirt over his head, appreciatively inhaling the scent of detergent on it that made a nice change from the dirt, sweat, and more disgusting odors and stains that had covered his own shirt. Before he pulled on the jeans, however, he carefully unwrapped the bandage Claire had improvised for his leg, his curiosity insisting that he had to check the injury's progress.

He was stunned by the change. The angry red inflammation around the bite was gone and it appeared to him that the breaks in his skin were actually starting to close. Even for a bite from a normal human's mouth, that level of healing would have been miraculous. Given the previous, infected, condition of the wound, Jarod could only shake his head wonderingly. It appeared that the plants were as amazing as Claire had boasted.

Jarod tore a white dress shirt he dredged out of the locker into strips, and rebandaged his leg with it before pulling on the fresh jeans. They were a little tight, but not enough to seriously impede his movement. He resolved to make a fresh poultice of herbs as soon as he ran across some more. In fact, he was resolved to take samples of the plants with him if it was at all possible.

"The belt doesn't cinch tight enough." Parker's unhappy voice cut across Jarod's musings. She walked out of the darkroom, holding a man's leather belt in one hand and her overlarge jeans up with the other. The waist of the jeans were at least three inches wider than her own, well shaped, waist. However, they fit snugly over her hips.

"Give me the belt." Jarod told her calmly.

Parker complied, and he carefully measured the spot where the new hole had to be made to enable Parker to cinch it tight enough to keep the borrowed pants up. Then he used a Phillips screwdriver, pilfered from the same drawer and the hammer, and the hammer to punch a new hole in the leather. He retied his sneakers while Parker secured her pants.

Unfortunately, the combat boots that went with the clothing he'd appropriated were, like the jeans, a little too small for him. Jeans he could get away with wearing a little too tight, and the denim would probably relax a little as he wore them, but the boots wouldn't. Given that they were stuck on foot for this little adventure, Jarod knew the discomfort of ill-fitting footwear would seriously hamper their escape. He glanced at Parker's feet, noting the pink boots peeking out from under the jeans, and looked up again.

"I know you hate them," he told her, his voice and expression both carefully neutral, "but if you don't tuck your pants legs into those boots, you'll regret it later."

"What are you talking about?" Parker glared at Jarod, daring him to give her a stupid reason.

Have you worn cowboy boots before? Ever?" He asked.

"No."

"Well, they chafe your calves." Jarod explained dryly. "Unless you've already worn them enough to toughen up the skin where they rub while you're walking."

"Jarod, if I find out later that you're putting me on" She threatened grimly, as she tucked the ends of her jeans into the boots.

"I wouldn't do that now." Jarod assured her seriously. "This is life and death---I won't play mind games when the stakes are so high."

"So," an anticipatory gleam lit Parker's eyes, "mind if I ask a few questions?"

"The promise extends to the here and now." Jarod warned her. "Past and future events are off limits."

"I knew it was too good to be true." She grumbled half-heartedly.

"I found a little more ammunition." Jarod wisely changed the subject as he shrugged into the bomber jacket she'd found for him. "And a key to the S.T.A.R.S. office."

"That'll come in handy." She murmured, already reloading her Beretta, and combining bullets to make as many full clips as possible. The spare clips went into the spacious pockets of her new jeans.

Jarod reloaded the shotgun, which held seven rounds. He had no room in his pockets for shells, but he'd located a side pack in the trunk in the corner, and he packed one compartment full of the extra shells. The magnum he tucked into the waistband of his pants in the small of his back. They'd found no ammunition for it, but Jarod had been impressed with its destructive ability, and hoped that they'd find bullets for it somewhere in the building.

Parker strapped an emergency first aid kit around her waist, and picked up a nearly new backpack from the evidence lockers. Jarod nodded his approval, and selected his own, more worn backpack from the lockers. If they got lucky and found a real store of supplies, they were going to need all the space they could scrounge up to carry the necessities.

"Ready?" He asked as soon as everything had been settled.

"No." She sighed, her expression mirroring her dread of the monstrosities waiting outside. "But we'd better go anyway."

Jarod gave her a tight grin, full of understanding, and opened the door cautiously. Fortunately, no zombies had invaded the hallway during their brief scavenging break.

"Up the stairs now." Jarod reminded Parker as they eased down the hallway, each covering a different side with their weapons at the ready.

They made it up the stairs safely, and down the second hallway without encountering anyone. Parker glanced disparagingly at the tasteless statues that decorated the slightly larger space at the end of hallway while Jarod tried the door just before it, discovering that someone had locked it. The other door, at the southwest end of the cul de sac, opened easily, revealing another group of zombie police chewing gruesomely on a dead, civilian woman.

Parker covered her mouth with one hand, trying to stifle her nausea, but kept the Beretta aimed steadily at the occupied zombies with the other. Jarod, growing almost numb to these scenes of horror, simply fired the shotgun at the group. The spray of shot blew the men away from the corpse, but it also alerted them to the presence of fresh meat. They slowly rose to their feet, and began shambling in the direction of the door. Jarod pumped four more shots into their midst before they finally stayed down, twitching endlessly as the virus that had killed them continued to send random impulses down their nerve endings.

Jarod fumbled the key into the lock, the hours on high-alert finally starting to wear on him. Parker was the one who noticed the woman move, her filmy eyes staring blindly in Jarod's direction as she began to pull herself along the floor. Bile rose in her throat as she shot the victim she and Jarod had both assumed was dead.

"Thanks." Jarod told her, eyeing the twitching corpse uneasily.

"Just get us inside." Parker dismissed his words briskly, trying to hide just how unnerved she really was.

They stumbled into the thankfully empty room and slid to the floor numbly.

"I don't know how much more of this I can take." Jarod murmured with brutal honesty.

"Just pretend they're Raines." Parker replied dryly, wiping the perspiration from her forehead.

Jarod gave short bark of mirthless laughter and pulled himself back up.

"Good idea. Compared to Raines these creatures are a walk in the park."

Oddly enough, Parker's suggestion settled him like nothing else could have. Even though his miserable childhood couldn't compare to the horrors they were currently dealing with, just the reminder that he had survived the Centre restored Jarod's confidence. He hadn't even realized how truly unnerved he was until that moment.

"Let's see what we can find here." He suggested, looking the room over appraisingly.

Part 3