Niles goes from being Too Sexy...




...to a Six Bucks an Hour Man!


"I’m too sexy for my apron, too sexy for my bagel cutter, too sexy for my subzero, too sexy..."


"I scrub and I dust and I do what I must,
For a millionaire with a full head of hair,
But it doesn’t matter what I’m paid,
‘Cause I’m finally getting…

Six bucks an hour,
Includes a room and shower,
Which I myself must scour,
No wonder he’s so dour

He’s a six bucks an hour man
He don’t mean seven….

And I’m in heaven!

He’s a six bucks an hour mannnnnnn..."




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