That's BOUQUET!
Uh...quite. So...anyway, feel free to look around and-
Remove your shoes,please.
Oh, yes, of course.
And don't brush against my walls!!!
Oh, would you look at the time - I must dash *You're on your own now. Watch out if she gets near that piano or she may start singing at you!!!*
At Christmas, Hyacinth: "I love my family. Especially at this time of year...when it gets dark early."
"Why are you wearing that outfit?"
Richard: "Fate."
"I thought it was Hyacinth."
Richard: "For me, they're one in the same."
Hyacinth, about Bruce, her transvestite brother-in-law: "Well, he loves dressing up, it's better that he do it in the theater."
Onslow: "Be yourself. Always be yourself. If people can't penetrate unimportant surface issues they're never going to appreciate your fundamental qualities anyway.
Daisy: "What fundamental qualities?"
Onslow: "I'm calm in a crisis. That's a fundamental quality."
Daisy: "Only because you're too bone idle to rush about in a panic."
"To me, horticulture at it's highest is like music. Except for the manure, of course."
-Hyacinth
"It's a well known fact of course, that the love of a garden is indicative of ones social standing."
-Hyacinth
"Do you know these people?" - The Major of Rose and boyfriend.
Hyacinth: "Hardly."
Rose: "What are you doing?"
Hyacinth: "I don't wish to discuss that with a complete stranger." She turns to the Major. "Riff-raff."
"But not downstairs. There are too many strange people about."
-Hyacinth referring to Rose, Onslow and Daisy (and possibly Richard even though he's standing right there.)
Richard: "The major's booked me in with a complete stranger. Somebody called Porky Hooton."
Hyacinth: "Porky Hooton? Oh that's very public school. Porky Hooton! You must wear something striking Richard to make an impression."
Richard: Well I was going to wear-"
Hyacinth: "Now I will advise you what to wear, dear. I mean this man is probably connected closely with the aristocracy. He may even have a title. They do you know with names like Porky Hooton."
Now you must make every effort Richard, to stun him with your personality."
Do I need to say -'Hyacinth'?
"Ooh! There she is the minx. Gad she's attractive in a weird sort of way."
-The Major
Major: "Dammit, I've scared her, the little flower. I LOVE YOU MRS. BUCKET!!!"
Hyacinth, climbing over a fence: "It's BOUQUET!"
"It's not often our Hyacinth looks like she's been mauled by a bear. That's more like Rose."
-Daisy
Richard: "What's happened to you!?"
Hyacinth: "Typical. Men expect you to look your best at every moment."
