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This is from a recent ep. (Recent new)

Trivette is putting the four tuxes (for Walker's wedding) in his trunk.
Walker: "Now be careful with the tuxedos. Don't wrinkle them."
Trivette: "Will you relax!"
Gage: "Nothing's gonna happen to the tuxes, Walker."

LATER

Gage: "You know, the only person more nervous than Walker is Sydney."
Trivette: "Why is Sydney nervous?"
Gage: "Sydney has been worried since day one that we weren't gonna get these tuxes in time for the wedding."
Radio: "All units, report of a 2-11 in progress at the First Bank of South Dallas..."
They go after the bad guys, one of whom had a grenade - which Gage kicked under Trivette's car.
Gage, realizing his blunder: "Whoops!"
Trivette: "Duh!"
Car blows sky high...
Trivette: "Oh! Oooh!"
Gage: "Uh, sorry about your car-"
Trivette: "Sorry about the-?! Walker's gonna kill us!"
Pieces of clothing on fire falls in front of them.
Gage: "The tuxes!"
Trivette: "Yes!"
Gage: "The tuxes! Oh, man! Hey, we should just...go to Australia."
Trivette: "It's not far enough."
Gage: "It's not far enough, is it? Shoot!"
One of the bank robbers gets up.
Trivette draws his gun: "Get down!"
Gage draws his gun: "Yeah, yeah! Get down! You have no idea how much trouble we're in!!!"