Leslie Nielsen as Captain Murphy
Hello and welcome to the very second update on my brand new website. And today, boy do I have a treat for you. From the dawn of civilization, man has wondered "If Sealab 2021 made a live-action movie, who would they cast?" And I answered that question. On my message board a really long time ago. But hey, I really want to have more than one thing on my website and I've only thought of a few things in my life that are worth reading at all, so why should I not put this on my website just because of a little thing like "I already thought of all of this such a long time ago that ASMB regulars probably don't even remember it"? Also, this time I made horrible photoshops! So enjoy the imaginary casting of Sealab 2021: The Motion Picture! Oh yeah by the way I only thought of like two or three of these, the rest of them were thought up by other people on the board and I forgot who thought of what but I'm taking credit since it was really my idea.
Leslie Nielsen would be perfect for Captain Murphy, so what if he hasn't done anything funny in a while? He'd be great, we all know he can play the "old senile but really not that bad guy", all he'd have to do is get the Murphy voice down.
Who else could play Marco? Come on, tell me, who? No one, that's who! Erik Estrada is Marco, in fact I'm sure the original makers of Sealab 2020 had Erik Estrada in mind when they invented Marco, even though his name wasn't even originally Marco and Erik Estrada wasn't even famous when Sealab 2020 started.
Who better than That '70s Show and Dude Where's My Car star Ashton Kutcher to play Stormy? A good-looking dumbass to play a good-looking dumbass, we all know he can play the part. Seriously, he looks exactly like Stormy.
Why not. She's hot, Debbie's hot, she looks like Debbie, so she'd be good as the part. You think you can think of a better Debbie? NO? YOU CAN'T??? Didn't think so.
Dave Foley would be perfect for Sparks. Seriously. He even looks and sounds like Sparks, he'd just have to grow his hair out long like that. Although all the pictures I've seen of him recently he has a goatee and his hair's all bleached-blonde, so he'd have to not do that. But really he'd be the perfect Sparks.
Yeah, the 7-Up guy. I really hate him, but he'd be perfect as Quinn. And I guess that's all I have to say about that.
And there you have it, the cast of Sealab 2021: The Motion Picture. I'm a genius. HEY, WHY NO HESH? You know why there's no Hesh? Because I couldn't find a single decent-looking picture of Hesh anywhere on the internet. Including the one that I got for the Unofficial AS Site way back when. But Dian Bachar would have played Hesh. Jixby thought of that. Also, remember yesterday when I said that all the updates on this site would be about Adult Swim? I wasn't joking. Seriously, if something on this site isn't about Adult Swim I probably copied it from someone else. END OF UPDATE BYE BYE.