Sully and Davis Quotes and Scenes

**Sully and Davis are talking about a "date" that Sully went on with Davis' mom**
SULLY: She's a great lady.
DAVIS: She doesn't have many friends her age.
SULLY: Her age?
DAVIS: You know, ancient.
SULLY: The ice under your scrawny ass is getting thinner and thinner.
DAVIS: Alright then, middle aged.
SULLY: Your mother and I are not middle aged.
DAVIS: Then what's middle aged?
SULLY: I don't know, like mid 50's.
DAVIS: Oh yeah, so now everyone's living to be 110 now?
SULLY: You're not going to live to see 25 if you keep this up.

**Sully and Davis are walking over to a car that had a fire in the trunk.**
DAVIS: Man, it's stinky
SULLY: Once you see a number of these burn jobs you never look at a plate of BBQ quite the same way.

**Sully and Davis are in their squad car talking.**
DAVIS: So what do you do?
SULLY: What do you mean, "what do I do?"
DAVIS: Like kick back, have Sully fun. What do you do? I sort of picture you sitting alone in your boxer shorts watching old movies on a black and white TV.
SULLY: This is what you do? Conjure up images of me in my underware?
DAVIS: I'm not saying it's pretty.
SULLY: You're way off you know.
DAVIS: About what?
SULLY: I've got a color television.

SULLY: What's that?
DAVIS: A flyer I got off the wall in there.
SULLY: Committed a theft...must be something good.
DAVIS: Check it out
SULLY: *Laughs* Saint Edward's singles mixer.
DAVIS: Sounds like doesn't it?
SULLY: Oh yeah right, fun. How desperate are you? A single's mixer in a church basement. Davis, the place is going to be loaded with losers. I can't believe you'd be interested in something like this.
DAVIS: Actually, I have a girlfriend.
SULLY: That's what I'm saying. So why'd you even...
DAVIS: Come on, you might meet some nice church lady.
SULLY: Are you kidding me?
DAVIS: Don't get offended man. I'm just trying to help out
SULLY: I don't need any help.
DAVIS: Alright.
SULLY: So don't try.
DAVIS: I won't.
SULLY: I mean it
DAVIS: I heard you.

SULLY: He said he needed volunteers.
CAPTAIN: Davis, that puts you with Tepper. Linda where are you?
**The men start hooting**
BOSCO: Davis shoots and scores.
DAVIS: Oh...
TEPPER: Get a hold of yourselves, guys.
CAPTAIN: That's it.
DAVIS (to Sully): So you want to ride along? Okeydokey.

**Role call at the station**
CAPTAIN: A.T.F. raid on the gun dealers in Van Courtland Park goes down tonight. They want all uniforms to stay away. They say you won't be able to tell the perps from their people.
DAVIS: Yeah, except their people will be fat white guys.
**The room laughs**
SULLY: Fat white guys? More To Come!

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