Whenever you get people together, somebody is always at the *TOILET*.

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Can you believe that I found a WebRing for my Potty Page? Well I did and here it is:

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And not everybody goes right in and out,quickly like these guys!

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Now the working class people know all about potty breaks on the job.And according to the bosses this is the ideal *TOILET* for the employees!
Yea! Right! well we know just what the boss is full of...(click to see)






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Now the *TOILET* is a good place to think while you sit, so I was thinking of some............


Bathroom Humor at its finest:


And you can expect one time or another while sitting here, one of these has slipped out~!!!




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Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.







Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.







Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.







Second Wave Poopie This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.



Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.



Gassy Poopie It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.



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Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.



Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.



Corn Poopie Self-explanatory.



Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.



Spinal Tap Poopie That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.



Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.



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Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.



Mexican Poopie It smells so bad your nose burns.



The Surprise Poopie You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!



The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.










Well if you are going to be sitting there for a bit, you may want to check out...
Krissin's Paper



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Is this another one of "Mans Best Friend?" I suppose it's a friend to anybody who has to clean the litter box.






One final thought before leaving~ the toilet paper needs to roll down the front of the roll, Makes it easier to grab when needed, and besides it shows off the front of the tissue too.

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And if there is a man in the house, you might take a look in his
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NOW here is a new little thing. (an mpg) of a Singing Toilet.Check this out ~>
SINGING TOILET

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