Season Two Episode Guide
24 THE ONE WITH ROSS' NEW GIRLFRIEND--W Astrof/Sikowitz D
Lembeck PLOT Rachel's big plan to reveal her love for Ross at
the airport crashes and burns when he arrives on the arm of
fellow paleontologist Julie. HISTORIC MOMENT Phoebe directly
addresses the viewer, doing a Ross-and-Rachel recap. NEW 'DO
Joey, Chandler BEST LINE "Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when
there's resistance!" (Chandler, to Joey) CRITIQUE An exquisite
story (Rachel's frantic vexation at losing Ross before she even
had him) and inspired subplots (Chandler's "cupping" by Joey's
tailor; Phoebe mixes up her Moores and gives Monica Dudley's,
not Demi's, 'do) start the sophomore season on a high note. A-
25 THE ONE WITH THE BREAST MILK--W Chase/Ungerleider D Lembeck PLOT
Ross is thrilled when his sister befriends Julie, but Monica is
guilt-ridden for betraying Rachel. The gang dares Ross to taste
Carol's breast milk. CREATIVE CASTING Emily Procter (The West
Wing's Ainsley) as a Saks employee. NEW 'DO Monica BEST LINE
"You're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie? It's like cheating on
Rachel in her house of worship." (Chandler, to Monica) CRITIQUE
Friends is best at finding the funny in relationship quandaries,
e.g., Monica's confession to Rachel of her friendship infidelity
("I was thinking of you the whole time!"), so we'll forgive the
occasional lame sitcommery--like Joey's "showdown" with a fellow
cologne spritzer at Saks. B+ [4]
26 THE ONE WHERE HECKLES DIES--W Michael Curtis/Gregory S. Malins D
Bright PLOT Cranky Mr. Heckles gets posthumous revenge on noisy
neighbors Monica and Rachel by willing them an apartment's worth
of junk. Chandler is horrified to discover that the lonely
Heckles is him in 30 years. INTRODUCES Michael G. Hagerty as the
super, Mr. Treeger. HISTORIC MOMENTS Mr. Heckles notes in his
"big book of grievances" that Chandler is gay. Janice pops up
pregnant and married. BEST LINE "Monkeys, Darwin--you know, it's a
nice story. I just think it's a little too easy." (Phoebe, on why
evolution is a crock) CRITIQUE It's good to see the boys' quirks
under the microscope: Besides Chandler's meltdown over being
mayor of "Bitter Town," Phoebe calls Ross on his obsessive need
to be right. A-
27 THE ONE WITH PHOEBE'S HUSBAND--W Junge D Mancuso PLOT
Phoebe's got a secret: She married her gay Canadian friend
Duncan because he needed a green card. Other skeletons
unearthed: Chandler's third nipple, and the fact that Ross and
Julie have yet to do the deed. HISTORIC MOMENT Ross reveals that
he's been with only one woman in his life--Carol. CREATIVE
CASTING Steve Zahn as Duncan. BEST LINE "Oh, darn it--we're
all out of milk. Hey, Chandler, will you fill me up here?"
(Ross, holding a pitcher up to Chandler's third-nippled chest)
CRITIQUE Poor Phoebe's string of dead-end love affairs
continues. And is it just us, or is Rachel's deliberate attempt
to break up Ross and Julie just too nasty? B [4]
28 THE ONE WITH FIVE STEAKS, AN EGGPLANT--W Brown D Ellen
Gittelsohn PLOT Joey, Phoebe, and Rachel are nonplussed when
Chandler expects them to pony up $62 for Ross' b-day gift, and
they accuse their more gainfully employed pals of being
insensitive to their money woes. HISTORIC MOMENT Monica gets
fired for accepting free steaks from the meat vendor. CRITIQUE
At long last, Friends shatters the fantasy that twentysomething
New Yorkers with minimum-wage jobs can afford spacious
apartments and $200 haircuts. It's also a rare--and
welcome--treat to see the gang experience realistic tension that
goes beyond the standard snappy- comeback repartee. B+
29 THE ONE WITH THE BABY ON THE BUS--W Betsy Borns D Mancuso
PLOT Joey and Chandler are left in charge of baby Ben, and use
him as bait to meet women--but end up leaving the tot on the
bus. HISTORIC MOMENT Phoebe's "Smelly Cat" debuts. CREATIVE
CASTING Lea Thompson, as Caroline in the City's Caroline, who
mistakes Joey and Chandler for a gay couple; JAG's Catherine
Bell as a bus-riding babe; Chrissie Hynde as Stephanie, Phoebe's
"professional" Central Perk replacement; Giovanni Ribisi, who
will later play Phoebe's half brother, as a guy who drops a
condom in her guitar case. CRITIQUE NBC's philosophy must go
something like this: If a hit show ain't broke, jam it with
stunts and crossovers. Still, LeBlanc, Perry, and Kudrow manage
to turn those contrivances into unexpected hilarity. B+ [2]
[4]
30 THE ONE WHERE ROSS FINDS OUT--W Michael Borkow D Bonerz PLOT
During Rachel's latest dating disaster, she insists she's
totally over Ross--which is exactly what she tells him in a
rambling, drunken phone message. HISTORIC MOMENT Ross and
Rachel's first real kiss. BEST LINE "You're over
me?...When...when were you...under me?" (Ross, to Rachel)
CRITIQUE This one never gets old: Aniston exhibits an endearing
willingness to look foolish (see Rachel's wine-soaked blind date
and next-day remorse) and gives her most Lucy-esque (and
Emmy-worthy) performance yet. She and Schwimmer bring off Ross
and Rachel's Central Perk blowout with sweet, silly perfection. A
31 THE ONE WITH THE LIST--W Kauffman/Crane D Mary Kay Place PLOT
Ross must choose between fulfilling his 10-year fantasy with
Rachel and staying with Julie, so he composes a "pros and cons"
list. Do we really need to tell you that Rachel finds the list?
Monica is hired to develop recipes for Mockolate, a "completely
synthetic chocolate substitute." CREATIVE CASTING Michael McKean
as the Mockolate exec. BEST LINE "Oh, sweet Lord--this is what
evil must taste like!" (Phoebe, sampling Mockolate-chip cookies)
CRITIQUE Ross' list is an old TV gimmick--an artificial obstacle
designed to keep a happy couple apart--but it's also a clever
example of how boys can be so damn stupid. Still, after the giddy
high of the Kiss, this ep comes off as a downer. B [2] [4]
32 THE ONE WITH PHOEBE'S DAD--W Astrof/Sikowitz D Bright PLOT
Phoebe learns that nothing her mother told her about her
absentee father (he's a famous tree surgeon who lives in a
phoneless hut in Burma) is true. Turns out Frank Buffay is a
pharmacist in upstate New York--so Phoebe enlists Chandler and
Joey for a road trip. A broken radiator turns Monica's holiday
get-together into a "tropical Christmas party." HISTORIC MOMENTS
Gunther speaks! We see Phoebe's apartment with her grandma.
CREATIVE CASTING Three's Company's Audra Lindley as Phoebe's
grandma. CRITIQUE It's nice to finally get a real glimpse into
Phoebe's tragicomic past, and Kudrow tempers the PLOT 's
poignancy ("What if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on
my mom and us?") with her award-winning daffiness. B [1] [4]
33 THE ONE WITH RUSS--W Ungerleider D Thomas Schlamme PLOT
Everybody but Rachel can see that her new boyfriend, Russ
(Schwimmer, under a bad wig and a ton of makeup), is just a
bigger-chinned doppelganger for Ross. INTRODUCES Joey's agent
Estelle (June Gable). HISTORIC MOMENTS Monica reunites with "Fun
Bobby," but it turns out he becomes "Ridiculously Dull Bobby"
without booze in him; Joey lands the role of Dr. Drake Ramoray on
Days of Our Lives after a visit to the casting couch. BEST LINE
"See, now they're as different as night and...later that night."
(Monica, comparing Ross and Russ) CRITIQUE And we thought the
Phoebe/Ursula gag was hackneyed. When a show as superior as
Friends starts wandering into Brady Bunch territory (everybody
remember when Peter met his twin at school?), it is a sad, sad
day indeed. C-
34 THE ONE WITH THE LESBIAN WEDDING--W Abrams D Schlamme PLOT
Ross is shaken up when Carol and Susan announce their impending
nuptials; Rachel is shaken up by a visit from her
mom--especially when she learns that her parents might separate;
Phoebe believes she's possessed by an 82-year-old woman who died
on her massage table. INTRODUCES Marlo Thomas as Sandra Green.
HISTORIC MOMENTS Our first glimpse of Joey as Dr. Drake Ramoray;
the show makes a sly nod to our obsession with Aniston's shag
when Rachel quips of her newly independent mom: "Couldn't she
have just copied my haircut?" CREATIVE CASTING Comedian Lea
DeLaria as a wedding guest who hits on Phoebe; Candace Gingrich
(Newt's sister) as the minister. BEST LINE "Why wouldn't I want
to come? I had fun at the first wedding." (Ross, to Carol)
CRITIQUE A slightly overcrowded episode; still, Thomas is
parent-perfect casting as Rachel's bubbly socialite mom, and
Kudrow somehow makes the goofy poltergeist plot work. B [1]
[3] [4]
35-36 THE ONE AFTER THE SUPER BOWL PART 1 & 2--W Part I:
Astrof/Sikowitz; Part II: Borkow D Lembeck PLOT Friends' second
hour-long episode is a Hollywood drop-in extravaganza: Days doc
Joey dates his first stalker (Brooke Shields); Phoebe falls for
a library employee (Chris Isaak); the gang visits Marcel--now a
monkey thespian--on the set of Outbreak 2, while Rachel and
Monica fight over the movie's star, Jean-Claude Van Damme
(guesting as himself); Chandler takes up with a fourth-grade
classmate (Julia Roberts) who's still steamed about an undies
prank he pulled. HISTORIC MOMENT Shields' frenetic performance
as the psycho soap fan led to a TV deal--which in turn led to
the infliction of Suddenly Susan on an unsuspecting America.
CREATIVE CASTING In addition to the above, Fred Willard as the
administrator of the zoo where Marcel was last seen; The
Simpsons' Dan Castellaneta as the zookeeper. BEST LINE
"Sometimes men love women/Sometimes men love men/And then there
are bisexuals/Though some just say they're kidding themselves."
(Phoebe, in a song about sexuality) CRITIQUE Coinciding with the
height of Friends hysteria (and a Diet Coke tie-in), "TOATSB"
shows the writers felt the pressure of producing a megahit: The
episode is fragmented, poorly paced, and only sporadically
funny. Cramming the already crowded ensemble with celebs may
have been a ratings grabber (52.9 million fans tuned in after
the game), but the results are forced sitcomedy and stilted
acting (that means you, Mr. Van Damme). Roberts comes off the
best (no surprise), though her off-screen mini-romance with
Perry was more entertaining. C [2] [4]
37 THE ONE WITH THE PROM VIDEO--W Junge D Burrows PLOT Rachel
has a message for Ross: "We are never going to happen, okay?"
But she hasn't seen the titular video, which shows the geeky
genesis of Ross' undying love. Joey, rolling in soap opera
dough, repays Chandler for years of mooching with a gold
bracelet, which his chagrined pal dubs an "eyesore from the
Liberace house of crap." HISTORIC MOMENTS Our first glimpse of
teenage Rachel's pre-nose job honker, and of Fat Monica-- though
she insists the camera adds 10 pounds. (Chandler's response: "So
how many cameras are actually on you?") CRITIQUE So nice to see
you again, Mr. Burrows. Putting the flashy guest stars and
monkey high jinks behind it, "TOWTPV" brings the show back to
relatable relationship comedy. The prom vid--a true Friends
classic--is witty character development disguised as a standard
flashback. A [3]
38 THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL...YOU KNOW--W Curtis/Malins D
Lembeck PLOT It's Ross and Rachel's first date, but their
journey from friends to lovers is hampered by Rachel's giggles
and Ross' hectic schedule. INTRODUCES Dr. Richard Burke (Tom
Selleck) as a Geller family friend. HISTORIC MOMENTS Joey and
Chandler acquire black leather armchairs; Monica and Richard hit
it off. BEST LINE "I can't believe two cows made the ultimate
sacrifice so that you guys could watch TV with your feet up."
(Phoebe, about the new chairs) CRITIQUE Schwimmer and Aniston
are almost too good at portraying the awkward
buddies-to-bedmates transition; it's a little disconcerting
seeing Ross and Rachel finally getting busy. The latest
champions in the chemistry department are Cox and Selleck, but
we already knew Magnum was a charmer. B+
39 THE ONE WHERE JOEY MOVES OUT--W Borns D Lembeck PLOT Joey and
Chandler's blissful cohabitation ends when a Days star offers
Joey his posh pad. Mr. and Mrs. Geller learn Richard is dating a
twentysomething "twinkie," and they're shocked to discover it's
their little Harmonica. HISTORIC MOMENT Rachel gets a tattoo.
BEST LINE "It's not like we agreed to live together forever.
We're not Bert and Ernie." (Joey, to Chandler) CRITIQUE Yep, the
dissolution of TV's cutest quasi-gay couple is a shame, but it's
a stellar drop-in from the elder Gellers that makes this episode
a success. B+ [3]
40 THE ONE WHERE EDDIE MOVES IN--W Chase D Lembeck PLOT A lonely
Chandler takes in new roomie Eddie. Monica tries not to lose it
now that Ross is hanging out at her pad 24/7 due to his
blossoming relationship with Rachel. HISTORIC MOMENTS Joey and
Chandler's fave show, Baywatch, makes its first appearance; a
record company asks Phoebe to make a video for "Smelly Cat."
INTRODUCES Adam Goldberg as Eddie. CRITIQUE Chandler and Joey's
"breakup"--and the resulting tension over "rebound roommate"
Eddie--is a pitch-perfect relationship parody. It's also nice to
see Ross and Monica act like a bickering brother and sister for
a change. A- [2]
41 THE ONE WHERE DR. RAMORAY DIES--W Teleplay by Borkow; story
by Junge D Lembeck PLOT Joey mouths off to Soap Opera Digest
about scripting his lines on Days, so the writers put an empty
elevator shaft in Dr. Drake's future. Chandler discovers the
psycho side of Eddie. HISTORIC MOMENT Richard tells Monica he
loves her. BEST LINE "This game is grotesque! Twenty armless
guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer
forever? Ugh, hello--human rights violation!" (Phoebe on
Foosball) CRITIQUE A pair of standout moments: Eddie's
freakishly funny retelling of his recent breakup, and Monica and
Rachel's to-the-wire negotiations over the apartment's last
condom. B [2]
42 THE ONE WHERE EDDIE WON'T GO--W Curtis/Malins D Lembeck PLOT
Joey faces the harsh reality of unemployment, while the girls
get fired up by the feminist book Be Your Own Wind-Keeper. And
crazy Eddie won't move out. HISTORIC MOMENTS We learn Gunther
used to play "Bryce" on All My Children; Joey moves back in with
Chandler. BEST LINE "Joey, you owe $1,100 at I Love Lucite."
(Ross, surveying Joey's oversize Visa bill) CRITIQUE The
Wind-Keeper plot is a smart send-up of flaky New Age
jibber-jabber--and the gals are gamely "I Am Woman"--but the
feminism-as-punchline theme is a tad disturbing. The saving
grace is guest star Goldberg's twitchy turn as Eddie. B
43 THE ONE WHERE OLD YELLER DIES--W Teleplay by Chase; story by
Curtis/Malins D Lembeck PLOT Phoebe goes on a quest to see the
sad movie endings her mom shielded her from; Ross freaks out
Rachel by revealing his plans for their future. HISTORIC MOMENT
Ross and Rachel say the L-word. BEST LINE "Okay, what kind of a
sick doggie snuff film is this?" (Phoebe, at Yeller's tragic
conclusion) CRITIQUE Kudrow steals another show with Phoebe's
cinema-fueled disillusionment: "It should've been called It's a
Sucky Life and Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore, It
Does!" A-
44 THE ONE WITH THE BULLIES--W Sebastian Jones/Brian Buckner D
Lembeck PLOT When Ross and Chandler get to Central Perk, there
are two mean guys on the couch who won't budge. Phoebe makes
another attempt to meet her real dad; a broke Monica gets a job
at a '50s theme diner. INTRODUCES Giovanni Ribisi (seen in
Episode 29) as Phoebe's long-lost half brother Frank Buffay Jr.
CREATIVE CASTING Peter DeLuise and Boston Public's Nicky Katt as
the bullies. BEST LINE "I was a sous-chef at Cafe des Artistes.
How can I take a job where I have to make something called
Laverne and Curly fries?" (Monica) CRITIQUE An atypically
slapsticky episode, but it works: Perry and Schwimmer do the
girlyman thing to spastic perfection, and the final diner scene
with Monica dancing to "YMCA" while wearing flame-retardant
boobs is a howler. A- [4]
45 THE ONE WITH TWO PARTIES--W Junge D Lembeck PLOT Monica is
forced to split Rachel's birthday soiree between apartments to
keep the divorcing Greens apart. INTRODUCES Ron Leibman as
Rachel's abrasive dad, Dr. Leonard Green. CRITIQUE Chandler's
reaction to the wacky premise ("Think--what would Jack and
Chrissy do?") says it all--this episode is pure Three's Company,
from the hyperphysical comedy to the Jack Tripper-Mr. Roper
dynamic between Ross and Dr. Green. But the high-energy
shenanigans don't quite mesh with the melancholy divorce theme.
B- [3]
46 THE ONE WITH THE CHICKEN POX--W Brown Mandell D Lembeck PLOT
Phoebe's Navy submarine officer boyfriend resurfaces--but her
hopes for a romantic interlude are torpedoed when they both
contract chicken pox. Joey creates an alter ego, the irritatingly
successful family man "Joseph," for his new job at Chandler's
company. CREATIVE CASTING Charlie Sheen as Phoebe's sailor.
CRITIQUE A forced setup combined with an out-of-place guest star
(the pre-Spin City Sheen was clearly still uncomfortable with TV)
equals one disappointing episode. It's notable only for a pair of
dirty-by-Friends-standards one-liners in the cold open, including
"That'll teach you to lick my muffin!" C [4]
47 THE ONE WITH BARRY & MINDY'S WEDDING--W Teleplay by Mandell;
story by Ungerleider D Lembeck PLOT Rachel's duties as maid of
honor at her ex-fiance's wedding are made all the more
distasteful by her pouffy pink bridesmaid's dress. And
Chandler's online love interest turns out to be a lady from his
past. (We'll give you a hint: Oh. My. Gawd.) HISTORIC MOMENT
Monica and Richard come to an impasse over children--she wants
'em, he doesn't. CREATIVE CASTING Jennifer Grey must've been
busy, because Mindy is played here by Ed's Jana Marie Hupp. BEST
LINE "I'm sorry, we don't have your sheep." (Chandler, seeing
Rachel in her bridesmaid's getup) CRITIQUE A leisurely paced
season-ender with plenty of sharp one-liners, "TOWBAMW" is given
emotional heft by Richard and Monica's heartrending split--a
bittersweet scene that allows Cox and Selleck one last chance
(for now) to show off their superb chemistry. A- [4]
[BOX]
[KEY]
[[1] Ugly Naked Guy Sighting]
[[2] Phoebe Song Alert]
[[3] Parental Pop-In]
[[4] Celeb Drop-In (Non-recurring)]
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