Season Four Episode Guide
73 THE ONE WITH THE JELLYFISH--W Calhoun D Jensen PLOT Fun in the
sun proves elusive for the gang as they wind up their summer in
Montauk. Ross dumps bald Bonnie after a passionate canoodle with
Rachel, who later hands him an 18-page letter he falls asleep
reading. The next morning she asks him simply, "Does it?" He
takes a chance, saying it does...then finds that "it does" means
he's agreed to take responsibility for everything that went wrong
with their relationship. Chandler provides some highly
unconventional first aid to Monica's jellyfish sting...he pees on
it. Phoebe learns that she was the product of a menage a trois.
CRITIQUE A solid, if not spectacular, beginning to what may be
the series' strongest season. With Chandler's medicinal golden
shower, the show once again mines body-based shame for big
laughs. A- [2] [3]
74 THE ONE WITH THE CAT--W Jill Condon/Amy Toomin D Jensen PLOT A
stray feline bounds into Central Perk and Phoebe decides it's the
reincarnation of her mom, Lily. Monica's elated to be asked out
by Chip Matthews, the big man on her high school campus. While
trying to sell his entertainment center, Joey is locked inside
while the "buyer" robs his apartment. BEST LINE "The fat girl
inside me really wants to go. I owe her this." (Monica, on why
she wants to date Chip) CRITIQUE Cox is just swell bringing to
life Monica's reenactment and vindication of her tortured
adolescence, while Perry and LeBlanc continue to hone their
Abbott and Costello-esque jiving (Joey, speaking of the
buyer-turned-burglar: "If I ever run into that guy again, you
know what I'm going to do?" Chandler: "Bend over?") A- [2]
75 THE ONE WITH THE CUFFS--W Kurland D Bonerz PLOT "Could we be
more white trash?" asks Chandler, as he and Joey furnish their
looted apartment with a canoe and some patio furniture. Chandler
is sleeping with Rachel's boss, Joanna, who leaves him handcuffed
and pantless in her office. Mrs. Geller bets that her daughter
will "pull a Monica" while catering her party. She's right.
HISTORIC MOMENT Joey reads the New York Times! CREATIVE CASTING
Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller) as an encyclopedia salesman.
CRITIQUE Here's a theory: As Perry and Aniston go, so goes the
show. In "Cuffs," separately and together, they're a frenzied
physical riot. A [3] [4]
76 THE ONE WITH THE BALLROOM DANCING--W Reich/Cohen D Mancuso PLOT
The building's huffy superintendent, Treeger, threatens to evict
the illegally subletting girls...unless Joey helps him polish his
rug-cutting skills in preparation for a formal dance. Phoebe gets
hot and bothered over a hunky massage regular. HISTORIC MOMENT
Phoebe is fired after she and said client are caught making out.
BEST LINE "Hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?" (Monica, to Joey)
CRITIQUE LeBlanc and Hagerty (as the super) elevate their
scenario from merely silly to downright cute. The Chandler
subPLOT (wherein he enlists Ross to help him quit his gym
membership) reminds us that Joey's not the only dimwit on the
premises. B+
77 THE ONE WITH JOEY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND--W Curtis/ Malins D Mancuso
PLOT Chandler falls for Kathy, Joey's new flame. Ross and Rachel
try to stoke each other's jealousy with their new squeezes, but
it turns out they're really just babysitting: he literally; she
figuratively, with an undergrad doofus. HISTORIC MOMENT We learn
Rachel's birthday is May 5. INTRODUCES Paget Brewster (The
Trouble With Normal) as Kathy. CRITIQUE Perry shines, both in the
early scene where the gang teases him about his crush, and in his
Mod Squad-themed dash to say hello to Kathy. B+ [2]
78 THE ONE WITH THE DIRTY GIRL--W Silveri/Goldberg-Meehan D Jensen
PLOT Ross dates Cheryl, an extremely hot--and
slovenly--paleontology doctoral candidate. Chandler buys Kathy a
birthday gift (an early edition of her favorite childhood book,
The Velveteen Rabbit), but allows Joey to claim it as his own
when he makes a boneheaded purchase (a pen that's also a clock!).
HISTORIC MOMENT Monica and Phoebe become catering partners and
have trouble collecting their fee from a too-merry widow after
her husband's funeral. CREATIVE CASTING Actually, we're going to
call supermodel Rebecca Romijn-Stamos' sweeps-month appearance as
Cheryl uncreative casting. BEST LINE "Did Homo erectus hunt with
wooden tools?" (Ross, after Cheryl asks him whether he wants to
come in, post-date) CRITIQUE Ross' loose-limbed revulsion at
Cheryl's untidy habits is almost as sublime as Chandler's O.
Henry-worthy self-sacrifice. Nice editing in the post-funeral
song- and-dance scene too. A- [3] [4]
79 THE ONE WHERE CHANDLER CROSSES THE LINE--W Chase D Bright
PLOT Kathy becomes aware of Chandler's feelings for her, and
lets him know they're mutual. After the two impulsively make
out, Chandler's got some 'splaining to do. Ross, with Phoebe's
encouragement--and everyone else's aversion--takes to the
keyboard to debut his "sound." HISTORIC MOMENT Guilt-ridden
Chandler refurnishes the boys' apartment, complete with dual
recliners and a new Foosball table. But, knowing of his
betrayal, Joey laments, "This apartment is empty to me. And I'm
not happy about you, either." BEST LINE "I can't believe I ever
let him touch me with those fingers." (Rachel, after hearing
Ross' playing) CRITIQUE Ross' musical stylings provide yet
another peek into his weirdo geek alienation, while Phoebe's awe
at his "talent" seems perfectly appropriate. It's a nice giddy
sideshow to the near-operatic arc that's developed around Joey
and Chandler. A- [2]
80 THE ONE WITH CHANDLER IN A BOX--W Borkow D Bonerz PLOT As
punishment for betraying Joey (and inspired by Joey's
entertainment-center imprisonment a few episodes ago), Chandler
spends Thanksgiving in a carton in Monica's living room. Monica
injures her eye poking around in the freezer and winds up
consulting--and briefly dating--Richard's doctor son. HISTORIC
MOMENT Monica wears an eye patch. CREATIVE CASTING Never Been
Kissed's Michael Vartan as Dr. Burke. BEST LINE "You can't tell,
but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys." (A
box-bound Chandler) CRITIQUE The sitcom bucks its tradition of
offering subpar Turkey Day episodes. Great performances all
around, though Perry, despite spending most of the episode inside
a box with only his fingers visible, steals the show. A [4]
81 THE ONE WHERE THEY ARE GOING TO PARTY--W Reich/ Cohen D Bonerz
PLOT The legendary Mike "Gandalf" Ganderson ("only, like, the
funnest guy in the world" according to Ross) is coming to town to
lead the boys on a bacchanalian adventure...but he gets stuck in
Chicago, so they go it alone. Joanna promises to support Rachel
in her pursuit of a promotion, then cuts her down in front of the
hiring panel. Monica's scathing review of a local restaurant gets
her hired as its chef. HISTORIC MOMENTS We learn that Ross likes
to "go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath"; Joanna is
killed by a cab. BEST LINE Explaining the origin of Ganderson's
nickname, Ross says: "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high
school?" Joey: "No, I had sex in high school." CRITIQUE "Party"
is pleasantly lightweight, notable for the post-party scene in
which the boys, having stopped trying to recapture their
up-all-night youth, are the most mature we've seen them to date.
Bummer to lose Alison LaPlaca's Joanna; her comic possibilities
were endless. B+
82 THE ONE WITH THE GIRL FROM POUGHKEEPSIE--W Silveri D Gary
Halvorson PLOT Lonely at holiday time, Rachel allows Chandler to
set her up with someone at his office. Monica faces a resentful
kitchen staff, most of whom are related to her predecessor (fired
as a result of her review); she decides to hire, then fire, Joey
to show them who's boss. BEST LINE Rachel: "Chandler, you have
the best taste in men!" Chandler: "Well, like father, like son."
CRITIQUE The eponymous subplot--a run-ragged Ross dates both an
unfunny uptown woman and a cute, funny Poughkeepsie girl--is a
laugh loser. B- [2]
83 THE ONE WITH PHOEBE'S UTERUS--W Kurland D David Steinberg Plot
No sooner do Frank Jr. and Alice tie the knot than they ask
Phoebe if she'll carry their baby for them; Phoebe Sr. advises
her to think twice, and as a cautionary lesson, gives her a puppy
to take care of. Ross gets Joey a job as a tour guide at the
museum. HISTORIC MOMENTS The climactic museum-lunchroom scene, in
which Ross orates against seating segregation, features not one
but two black characters! We learn that Phoebe Sr.'s two passions
are pottery and erotica (or, as Phoebe says, erottery). BEST LINE
Phoebe: "I'm gonna be giving someone the greatest gift you can
possibly give." Chandler: "You're gonna carry their child and get
them a Sony PlayStation?" CRITIQUE "Uterus" commences the
Phoebe-as-mom arc (created to accommodate Kudrow's real-life
pregnancy), but it's Rachel, Monica, and Chandler who provide the
ep's real comic nuggets--as when the girls educate an anxious
Chandler about female erogenous zones. B+ [3]
84 THE ONE WITH THE EMBRYOS--W Condon/Toomin D Bright PLOT
Joey's observation that laundry day means Monica is wearing
old-lady undies sets off a who-knows-who-better battle between
the boys and girls. If the girls win, the boys get rid of the
chick and duck; if the boys win, they get Mon's big purple
apartment. Phoebe undergoes implantation of Alice's embryos.
HISTORIC MOMENTS Chandler and Joey win the girls' pad; by way of
Ross' high-stakes trivia questions, we learn scads of arcane
information about the Friends. BEST LINE "He's a transponster!"
(Rachel, wildly--and incorrectly--guessing the answer to the
trivia question "What is Chandler Bing's job?") CRITIQUE Thanks
to the trivia contest alone, "Embryos" is quite possibly
Friends' finest moment. A+ [2]
85 THE ONE WITH RACHEL'S CRUSH--W Goldberg-Meehan D Dana J. de
Vally PLOT Kathy's steamy, half-naked appearance in a play has
got Chandler worried about her offstage fidelity; Rachel is
transferred to the personal-shopping department, where she
clumsily tries to act on her feelings for Joshua, a newly
divorced client. HISTORIC MOMENT We learn that Rachel has never
asked a guy out. INTRODUCES Mr. Waltham (Paxton Whitehead),
Rachel's stuffy new boss; onetime Aniston beau, Tate Donovan, as
Joshua. BEST LINE "Why don't you call me when you grow up?"
(Kathy, weary of Chandler's obsessive suspicion) Chandler: "Yeah,
well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon!" CRITIQUE The
hits just keep on coming for the Joblike Chandler, as his worst
fear becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. Also the beginning of a
primo Rachel plot--her hapless pursuit of Joshua elicits sheer
brilliance from Aniston. B+
86 THE ONE WITH JOEY'S DIRTY DAY--W Calhoun D Bonerz PLOT Joey
returns from a fishing trip a little, um, fragrant, which earns
him a misguided pep talk from his costar Charlton Heston. A
double-booked Rachel asks Ross to take out Mr. Waltham's niece
Emily from England. Monica and Phoebe try to help Chandler
through the stages of breakup grief. INTRODUCES British actress
Helen Baxendale as Emily, who arrives soaked and bitchy, but
turns out to be a peach. HISTORIC MOMENT The girls take Chandler
to a strip club in the futile hope of raising his spirits. Best
Line Phoebe, consoling Rachel: "Aw, Pheebes." Rachel: "Honey,
that's your name." Phoebe: "That's short for Phoebe? I thought
that was just what we called each other." CREATIVE CASTING The
inimitable Heston, whose conversation with Joey about actors
"stinking" is a real beaut. CRITIQUE "Dirty Day" gives everyone
something funny and/or meaningful to do, and, with the arrival of
Emily, gets the season's climactic arc started. B+ [4]
87 THE ONE WITH ALL THE RUGBY--W Teleplay by Calhoun; story by
Reich/Cohen D Burrows PLOT Ross meets a couple of rugby-playing
buddies of Emily's and feels compelled to prove his mettle.
Chandler has a chance meeting and date with the
nails-on-blackboard Janice, now divorced and "riding the alimony
pony." HISTORIC MOMENT Chandler enjoys a manicure and pedicure
with Rachel. CRITIQUE More physical fun from Schwimmer, who's
always good for some yuks when Ross' masculinity is challenged.
Monica, with her electric-switch obsession, is once again stuck
with an extremely minor plotline. Perry and Wheeler's chemistry
makes their generally strained story work. B
88 THE ONE WITH THE FAKE PARTY--W Teleplay by
Goldberg-Meehan/Silveri; story by Alicia Sky Varinaitis D
Lembeck PLOT When pregnant vegetarian Phoebe is tortured by a
craving for meat, Joey offers to trade dietary preferences with
her. After learning that Joshua isn't ready to date, Rachel is
determined to invite him to an as-yet-unplanned bon voyage party
for Emily. HISTORIC MOMENT Phoebe eats meat! CRITIQUE While a
stunning group effort, "Fake Party" is dominated by Aniston, who
in 22 wardrobe-changing, tooth-cracking, rib-tickling minutes
delivers another Lucy-worthy tour de force that should have been
enough to snag her an Emmy. Alas, it didn't. A-
89 THE ONE WITH THE FREE PORN--W Teleplay by Richard Goodman; story
by Kunerth D Lembeck PLOT Joey and Chandler happen upon an
unscrambled "adult" cable channel and decide they'd better not
shut off the set lest they lose it. Phoebe learns she's having
triplets. HISTORIC MOMENTS Ross tells Emily he loves her...and she
says "Thank you." Phoebe considers several new business ventures,
including Relaxi Taxi, a massage/cab service, and selling
Ginsu-like steak knives door-to-door. BEST LINE "I was just at
the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didn't
ask me to do it with her in the vault!" (The porn-immersed
Chandler) CRITIQUE As comedy formulas go, Joey + Chandler + free
smut = a laugh riot. B+
90 THE ONE WITH RACHEL'S NEW DRESS--W Teleplay by Condon/Toomin;
story by Reich/Cohen D Mancuso PLOT Ross gets homophobic
(literally) when Emily hits it off with Susan, Carol's lover, and
agrees to show her around London on her upcoming holiday.
Joshua's folks arrive home prematurely from their vacation to
find a skimpily clad Rachel in their home. Frank Jr. and Alice
decide they want Phoebe to name one of the babies. HISTORIC
MOMENT Phoebe announces that one of the triplets will be named
Chandler. CREATIVE CASTING Pat Crowley (Port Charles) and John
Bennett Perry (Matthew's dad) as Joshua's parents. CRITIQUE Aside
from Joey and Chandler's childlike vying to be the namesake of
Phoebe's kid-to-be, the light, transitional "Dress" seems
designed mostly to scoot the show's current romantic
relationships toward the finale. B- [2] [3] [4]
91 THE ONE WITH ALL THE HASTE--W Calhoun/Silveri D Bright PLOT
After Rachel is irked one too many times by the singing neighbor
across the courtyard, the battle to reswap apartments is on. Ross
can't stand the thought of Emily leaving and decides to do
something about it. HISTORIC MOMENTS Ross and Emily get engaged
and the girls take back their pad. BEST LINE "What, we don't make
enough fun of you already?" (Joey to Ross, who's sporting a new
earring) CRITIQUE Funny how often Friends uses lesbianism as a
comic device. This time, the prospect of a 60-second Monica and
Rachel sapphic kiss is enough to make Chandler and Joey give back
the girls' pad. Bonus points for a bizarrely entertaining kicker:
Joey's "Morning's Here" duet with the crooning neighbor. B
92 THE ONE WITH ALL THE WEDDING DRESSES--W Teleplay by
Curtis/Malins; story by Chase D Mancuso PLOT The girls are
afflicted with wedding envy: Rachel blurts out an impromptu
proposal to Joshua, while Monica and Phoebe take to hanging
around the house in full matrimonial regalia. BEST LINE Monica:
"This isn't even my dress!" Phoebe: "Well, at least you didn't
rent yours from a store called It's Not Too Late." CRITIQUE For
once this season, Cox--with some able support from Kudrow--is
allowed to steal the show; her obsessive marital fascination is
a thing of comic beauty. B
93 THE ONE WITH THE INVITATIONS--W Kurland D Bonerz PLOT Emily's
by-the-by musing as to the wisdom of inviting exes to one's
wedding has Ross (and us) waxing nostalgic with flashbacks of
his and Rachel's history. CRITIQUE The dreaded clip show is
usually filler designed to give a show's cast and crew a week
off. Nevertheless, "Invitations" is still a bittersweet homage
that gives the series' most resonant relationship its due. B
[2] [3]
94 THE ONE WITH THE WORST BEST MAN EVER--W Teleplay by
Curtis/Malins; story by Kurland D Bonerz PLOT Phoebe's mood
swings have her careening from simpering damsel to seething
bitch, leaving Monica and Rachel walking on eggshells. Ross'
best man--Joey--orchestrates a bachelor party complete with
souvenir T-shirts, a hot stripper...and a missing wedding ring.
CRITIQUE Okay, we forgave the clip show, but this water-treading
half hour seems just plain lazy. C
95-96 THE ONE WITH ROSS'S WEDDING PART 1 & 2--W Part 1: Borkow;
Part 2: Teleplay by Goldberg-Meehan/Silveri; story by
Condon/Toomin D Bright PLOT The gang--minus a pregnant Phoebe
and a heartbroken Rachel--head across the pond for Ross and
Emily's "I do"s. HISTORIC MOMENT Aside from the obvious,
there's Chandler and Monica's wedding's-eve hookup, a sweet
narrative bookend to the flirty sparring and therapeutic peeing
they shared in the season opener. CREATIVE CASTING This
Anglopalooza of stunt casting boasts a slew of cheeky cameos
(Richard Branson, Hugh Laurie, June Whitfield, Olivia Williams,
Fergie) as well as two howling turns from Tom Conti and
Absolutely Fabulous' Jennifer Saunders as Emily's parents, the
Walthams. CRITIQUE Aching and sidesplitting, "Wedding" is a
near-perfect finale that finds everyone at the top of their game
(ironically, Kudrow's best work of the season is phoned in,
literally, with Phoebe trying to get word to her pals that
Rachel's en route to the nuptials). It's also got primo guest
stars, a tantalizing cliff-hanger, and, in Chandler and Monica,
a relationship that will have reverberations for seasons to
come. A [3] [4]
[BOX]
[KEY]
[[1] Ugly Naked Guy Sighting]
[[2] Phoebe Song Alert]
[[3] Parental Pop-In]
[[4] Celeb Drop-In (Non-recurring)]
Illustration/Photos:
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COFFEE MATES Joey's new girlfriend (Brewster) proves irresistible
to a guilt-ridden Chandler
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WOMB FOR EVERYONE Ribisi and Rupp go the surrogate route
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VEILED DESIRES The girls address their wedding envy