ET: Tonight it’s a battle of Friends vs. Survivor. We have a preview of Ross finding out he’s the father of Rachel’s baby.

DS: So tune in for that.

JA: No pressure!

(Clip)

DS: Ross believes that she’s trying to get back in the sack with him so he completely miscon-

JA: Don’t give away the whole story!

DS: No, no, it’s not the whole story.

JA: It is!

(Clip; clip of Sean Penn at a movie opening)

DS: Sean Penn rocks...

JA: Yeah, he really does.

(...)

DS: ...all I can tell you is that it involves a videotape...