This is a slightly revised version of the Digi-Bloob fic that I have in FanFiction.Net. Originally I had intended to include bloobers from the episode “Prophecy”, but I never got around to that, which is why this version was never uploaded at FF.Net. Well, the ep in question airs in Finland in a few weeks as I type this… cross your fingers and leave sacrificial gifts to Darudemon(my muse).

WARNING!!! YAOI CONTENT AHEAD!!!! YAMACHI CONTENT AHEAD!!!! HOMOPHOBES AND YAMA-UKE SUPPORTERS, STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM MY FIC!!!! Now that that's been said, flaming me will only prove that you're a complete idiot.

Disclaimer: Episode 50 exists and you still believe I own Digimon???? Get help...




                                                  Digi-Bloob That: Yamachi Edition (version 2.0)
                                               By: Saya the Demoness


Subzero Ice Punch

*the part where Tai and Matt roll down the hill*

Take 1

Tai: *has Matt pinned down* *raises fist*
Matt: Wait a minute, wait a minute, cut, cut, cut...why does Tai have to be on top?
Tai: *sighs* Matt, we went through this already....
Matt: Being on the bottom just ain't me...
Director: Can't you just DO THE DAMN PART?!


Take 2

*the two roll down the hill, but instead of Tai landing on the top, Matt does*
Matt: Much better this way....

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NOTICE! The following scene was cut from the English dub of Digimon. The Finnish dub (which I watch) is uncut, so I know what I'm talking about. Anyway, when Tai tackles Matt just before "hill-roll" part, Tai first hits Matt, then they flip over, Matt hits Tai, they flip over again and then they do it again and again...not very cut-worthy if you ask me... I'm sorry I included it here, but I couldn't resist it!!

Take1

Matt: *after a "flip-over", raises his fist, about to hi Tai* *stops* *face twitches* Can't we just use the doubles for this?? I can't hit him...I just can't...
Tai: Aww, Matty...


Take 2

*they flip over, with Matt ending on top*
Matt: ....How about we just end the scene right here...*inches closer to Tai in a suggestive way*
Tai: *giggles*


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The Crest of Friendship

*the part where Matt holds Tai on his lap*

Take 1

Matt: Tai, you have to know how much our friendship.......ahh, screw it! *kisses Tai*
(A/N: I KNOW that wasn't original! Someone MUST have thought it before me...)


Take 2

Tai: I never doubted you for a second, Matt. I know it didn't always seem that waEEEEEEGH!!! MATT!!! *slaps Matt, causing him to drop him* *stumbles to his feet* Haven't I told you NOT TO GROPE MY CROTCH WHILE WE'RE SHOOTING?!?!
Matt: Hey, hey, can't you take a little joke, Tai?
Tai: Hrmph! Well, you can forget about getting some tonight, mister! *stomps off-screen*
Matt: NO! Tai! Taichi, buttercup, I'm sorry.... *follows Tai off-screen*

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Evil Shows Its Face

 

*in the backstage*

 

Matt: *is reading the script with Tai* How come TK has to be in the bath with us?

Tai: Because this isn’t an NC-17 rated show.

Matt: *sigh* Life sucks...

Tai: Tell me about it...

 

 

*the part where Matt and Tai try to take away Joe’s towel (cut from the English version due to naked butts. XP)*

Matt & Tai: *run at Joe, showing their naked rears and making fangirls have a heart attack*

Matt: *stops at his tracks* *stares at the butt-naked Tai* YO MOMMA!!!

 

 

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Trash Day

 

*the part with the Lake of Truth*

 

Take 1

 

Matt: *looks into the lake*

*Tai’s face appears*

Matt: *looks aghast* Tai? I have kill Tai?? Never!! I could never harm my little buttercup!!

 

 

Take 2

 

*Tai’s face appears*

Matt: Tai-chan!! *tries to kiss the reflection, but gets a mouthful of water instead* *coughs and splutters*

 

 

Take 3

 

*instead of Tai, Sora appears in the lake*

 

Matt: Yes....I must KILL SORA!! (a/n: Go Matt! XD)