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National Enquirer January 13, 2005 |
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Ellen off "The Rutlanders" for good!
Mega Bitch will leave at the end of the season A huge eruption on the set of "The Rutlanders" last week resulted in Jenna Moreno (Ellen) being booted off the show for good and production being suspended on the 65th episode of the season. The fight started at 3am in the morning, according to an inside source close to the star. The cast was filming the last scene of the episode and were all exhausted when Moreno was called to the set from her trailer. When she didn't show up after the third call, series creator and star Doug Bush stormed to the trailer and knocked the door down. What he found was Moreno in a very compromising position with Colin Farrell, manwhore. Bush, exhausted, was furious and lashed out at the starlet, calling her a "greedy, self absorbed, maniacle bitch" who was nothing with him. The inside source reports that Bush stormed off, but Moreno followed in hot persuit. They then preceeded to hage blowout in the middle of the normally quiet residental street where the show films. "I'm the only think keeping this show afloat," screamed Moreno. "Really? That's funny, because the last time I looked, it wasn't your name listed as series creator, producer and star," he retorted. "You can't act worth shit, no wonder you never got an emmy nomination," she replied. By this time, the cast, who is not very fond of Moreno, had gathered around Bush, along with several members of the community who were awakened by the racket.  "At least I have
emmys," Bush snorted, refering to the two best writing
emmys he won in the past two seasons."That's it!" Moreno screamed. "I quit!" Several close friends have confided that Moreno has "quit" several times before, only to be wooed back to the show with offers of more money and an apology from Bush, whose teeth are no doubt gnashed down to mere nubs. The last time they had a blow out was last fall when Moreno's pay increase was significantly lower than Bushes. It's estimated that she now makes $150,000 an episode, while Bushis estimated to make more than a million thanks to all of the different roles he had with the series and the production. But this time, Bush didn't bite. "See ya," he smiled, to the glee of the rest of the cast who clapped. "Right. This show cannot survive with out," Moreno wailed. "I'm a star, the rest of you are nothing but wanna-bes." "Get in your car and drive," Bush directed. "I'm done with you." "If I leave, this whole show is going to collapse," Moreno screeched. "It's my fans that watch the show. They love my music, they love my movies and they tune in just to see me." "Your music? How many records did you sell? Something like 88,000? 40 million people watch this show, and I'm sure they're not watching for you," Bush snorted.  With that, Moreno drove off. Several bystanders were shocked at what they saw. One woman, who did not wish to be identified by resides at 1188 Pine Lane and was out walking her dog at the time, was shocked. "I've heard stories," she said. "But I never saw it. That Ellen is a huge bitch, and slut from what I hear. I read all about it in the National Exam----." Another said, "Make them turn the set lights off, for the love of god, please. I never get any sleep, my wife left me and my cat died. Make it stop!" We managed to catch Bush on a seedy street in East Los Angeles while trying to score a hit of crack. He said the following. "Those rumours are categorically untrue. I love Jenna. In fact, I was just talking to her last month and we're on really good speaking terms." Cell phone records obtained by us show that the two spoke for just 35 seconds. Despite what Bush says, sources close to the sister who has an aunt who has a mother who works at ABC say that Moreno is out at "The Rutlanders." While she is contratually obligated to appear for the next 9 episodes (bringing season 3 to a close), she will not be a part of the show after that. How will Bush write her out? Tragic car accident, perhaps? But Moreno is looking ahead. Her next CD, "JenMore" comes out next month and she is appearing in a string of commercials for Sears Kenmore applicance line. She also makes a cameo in the upcoming movie "Cody Banks 5: Man, Frankie Muniz Got Ugggleeee, Suuuu-eeeee" which opens next month. |
