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The Tabloids: The Rutlanders Will Collapse!

Just two weeks after Britney Spears stormed off the set of "The Rutlanders" shouting semi-obsenities, she's come back home, but with conditions. This is all comes as ABN's "The Rutlanders" is struggling to make it to the end of its first season, marred by cast problems and infighting. Spears come back to the set on two conditions: 1) She would be payed twice her normal per episode fee of $10,000, and 2) She will only have to perform a minimal amount of scenes with Lucinda Lane, the co-star who she blew up at a few weeks ago. A personal friend of Spears confides that "Brit and Lucinda really hate each other and it's starting to show up on the show. Brit doesn't want her fans to know what a bitch she can be sometimes." Viewers of the series will notice that Lane and Spears will rarely appear in a scene together. Most of the time they tape the same scene separately and then it's pieced together in editing. But series creator Doug Bush denies the whole affiar. In a quick interview done outside a West Hollywood Safeway, he was quoted as saying "What the hell do you want?" Perhaps some of the 18 cartons of Hagen Daz you were carting out, Mr. Bush.

Elsewhere on the Rutlanders set, Jenna Moreno is telling friends she's uncomfortable with her character, "Ellen." Though she has more than enough boys after her on the series, she's says she hates how her character's begin pushed towards "gayville." As she told a confidant- "I'm trying to be the next Jennifer Lopez, not the next Ellen DeGeneres." She may have a fight on her hands- creator Doug Bush wants to keep the series open to any possibility, and the only thing "The Rutlanders" is missing is a gay character, although the never seen transsexual Tracy is wondering around somewhere.


And in the most explosive piece of "Rutlanders" news yet, actor Doug MacRare was fired last week after complaining that his role was becoming smaller and smaller. "All the girls on the show want me," he told a close pal, "So why don't I ever get any face time?" That was enough to send creator Doug Bush over the edge. MacRae had been complaining all season about his role and has threatened multiple times to leave the series, so this time Bush did work for him- literally. He'll take over the roll of Doug effective immediately. As for MacRae, he's moving back to his hometown of Paris, Ontario, Canada to straighten everything out in his head.