Feedback
Author: Smurfette
Email: smurfette3001@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: Not mine yadda yadda. Actual people used
within had nothing to do with this and are used for
entertainment purposes only; no offence is intended.
'Bohemian Rhapsody' belongs to Queen.
Rating: You watch, you read.
Authors notes: There's a screen-play like version at
http://www.geocities.com/funkypurplesmurf/rhapsody.html
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Distribution: Do the Faith-thing, but drop me a line,
too.
Feedback: of course!
Fans:
"Is this the real show?
Or is it sick fantasies?
Ratings will landslide,
Let's escape this reality.
Open your eyes, look at all the crap and see..."
Angel:
"I'm just a Dork!Vamp, but I need your empathy.
Because the soul will come, soul will go, little high,
little low;
Any way the curse goes, doesn't really matter to me,
to me."
David Greenwalt:
"Jossy, just killed your show:
Put Cordy in his head, started filming, now it's dead.
Jossy, it had just begun,
And now you've gone and taken it away!
Jossy, oooo,
Didn't mean to make them bleed --
Surely fans can live without their eyes?
But I'll leave, but I'll leave... as if it doesn't
matter."
Cordy:
"Too late, I'm higher now,
We'll pretend that it's all fine, though I'm glowing
all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to float,
But don't hold your breath for me to go and die."
David Greenwalt:
"Jossy, oooo, I don't want to leave,
I sometimes wish I'd never been here at all!"
Fans:
"I see a little silhouetto of a bitch!"
Fred and Lorne:
"Get her out! Get her out! Kye-rumption and Moira!"
Conner:
"Vampire as my father? Could it get much harder?
No!"
Fred, Lorne and Gunn:
"Buffy who?"
Angel:
"Buffy who?"
Fred, Lorne and Gunn:
"Buffy who?"
Angel:
"Buffy who? Buffy who in Sunnydale?"
Fred, Lorne and Gunn:
"What's Sunnydale?"
Angel:
"I'm just a Dork!Vamp, on a poor spin-off"
Writers:
"He's just a Dork!Vamp, on a poor spin off
Forget his life with little old Buff!"
Angel:
"Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"
Kellner and Levine:
"UPN!
No, we will not let you go!"
Fans:
"Let him go!"
Kellner and Levine:
"UPN! We will not let you go!"
Fans:
"Let him go!"
Kellner and Levine:
"UPN! We will not let you go!"
Fans:
"Let him go!"
Kellner and Levine:
"Will not let you go!"
Fans:
"Let him go!"
Kellner and Levine:
"Never! Never let you go!"
Fans:
"Let me go!"
Kellner and Levine:
"Never let you go!"
Fans:
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mama mia, mama mia!"
Angel:
"For God's sake, let me go!"
Kellner and Levine:
"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!
For me!
For me!"
Wesley:
"So you think you can choke me and spit in my eye
I'm the next sex symbol who's morally dry!
Oh Angel -- can't do this to me, Angel
I just gotta forget -- just gotta forget to shave!"
Joss:
"Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Think this really matters?
Critics all can see
Plotlines never matter -- plotlines never matter to
me"
Angel:
"Anyway the curse goes..."
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