THE PILOT-
~~LIZ- I saw me as he saw me, and the amazing thing is, in his eyes I was beautiful.~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- I couldn't just let her die.~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- I can imagine how you must be feeling right now. I mean, I've thought about telling you a thousand times.
LIZ- You have. Me? ( Max tries to hide a laugh.) What?
MAX- Sorry. I just, ah, I just keep picturing you in that dress with the...cupcakes on it.~~ *******************************************************
~~LIZ- I'm going out with Kyle. He's steady, and loyal, and he appreciates me.
MARIA- Sounds like you're describing a poodle.~~ *******************************************************
~~LIZ- I scraped some cells from your pencil. This is really weird to say. I' m trying very hard to keep from blacking out here. Um, the cells weren't normal. Max, what I'm going to suggest to you is that we just go back into the Bio Lab now so that I can take a sample so that I can see what I'm thinking is wrong, you know. That I got the wrong cells.
MAX- You didn't.
LIZ- So help me out here Max. I mean, what are you?
MAX- Well, I'm not from around here.
LIZ- Where are you from?
MAX- (Points finger upward)
LIZ- Up North.
MAX- (Points even higher)
LIZ- You're not an, an alien...are you?
MAX- Well I prefer the term not of this Earth.~~ *******************************************************
THE MORNING AFTER-
~~MARIA- The point is that we don't know anything about these Czechoslavakians. Are they good Czechoslavakians, bad Czechoslavakians? We don't know! They're just random Czechoslavakians, and for all we know they don't have their passports!~~ ******************************************************
~~LIZ- Alex, the reason we keep changing the subject is...
MARIA- Cramps. We have cramps, Alex.
LIZ- Yeah. And we didn't even want to talk about it because we thought it would make you feel really uncomfortable.
MARIA- But if you really want to know, we can tell you.
LIZ- In really excruciating detail.~~ *******************************************************
~~LIZ- So were you, like, green?
MAX- Green?
LIZ- Before you took human form, were you three feet tall and green and slimy? I'm very sorry for asking that, it was Maria's question.
MAX- Um, no. We've just always looked like this. Except for the third eye.....kidding.
LIZ- Yeah, I knew you were kidding. ( Max laughs ) your such a jerk! ( Liz laughs )~~ *******************************************************
~~LIZ- The thing about Czechoslavakians that you sort of have to factor in, is they have these incredibly soulful eyes.~~ *******************************************************
MONSTERS-
~~MAX- Well you did it (told Maria) 'cause you trusted her, and you needed someone to talk to. It was only natural.
LIZ- So why did you tell me?
MAX- It was only natural.
LIZ- What did you mean the other day about the thing about the tree?
MAX- Just somebody's advice. Not to get stuck behind it.
LIZ- Oh. Well did you take it? That advice?
MAX- I think I just did.~~ *******************************************************
MISSING-
~~LIZ- Can I ask you something?
MAX- Sure, but I have to be honest with you
Liz. ::half smiles:: At this point, I don't think I have any secrets left. *******************************************************
MICHAEL- Thank you for giving me one more reason to envy Max Evans.~~ *******************************************************
RIVER DOG
~~MAX- Friggen Eddie~~ *******************************************************
HEAT WAVE
~~TEACHER-( walks in on Max and Liz about to kiss) Hey Liz. How are you doing on your mating ritual?
LIZ- I was doing just fine.~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX-....I just thought we had guidelines about this. We agreed to discuss before we acted on any, you know ,urges.
MICHAEL- Well, I hate to tell you this, Max, but when I have urges, you're not exactly the first person I think about.~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- When I saw Valenti take you away like that...it just hit home for me, you know...how much knowing me has screwed up your life.
LIZ- No, it's just the opposite.
MAX- Thank you for saying that.
LIZ- It's the whole truth, Max.
MAX- I better go.
LIZ- Why?
MAX- Cause if I don't go right now, things are gonna change.
LIZ- Change, how?
MAX- I'm gonna have to touch your hair...cause it's so soft...and tell you that no matter what we go through, it's all worthwhile for me...'cause we're together.
LIZ- And then?"
MAX- (whispering): And then I'll have to do this...( He kisses her)~~ *******************************************************
THE BALANCE-
~~LIZ- Max likes cherry cola. What does Michael like?
MARIA- Cherry cola with arsenic?~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- We don't belong together.~~ *******************************************************
TOY HOUSE-
~~LIZ- Ok, um..Max, first of all, that( getting together with Kyle) couldn't be further from what's happening, and secondly...if it was happening, I wouldn't need your permission, Max.~~ *******************************************************
INTO THE WOODS-
~~LIZ- Alex, Alex, Alex, um your paranoid schizophrenia, it's kicking in.
ALEX- Right. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and go have a little talk with myself.~~ *******************************************************
UFO CONVENTION- *******************************************************
BLIND DATE-
~~KYLE- How much did you chug?
MAX- This much.( shows with fingers.)
KYLE- What a wussie!
(Both laugh)
MAX- Did you just call me a wussie?!?~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- The problem is that I' m a dark haired man from an exotic place.
KYLE- But that's exactly what she wants...
MAX- Women...
KYLE- Go figure!~~ *******************************************************
~~KYLE- ...All right, listen, I'll tell you if you tell me. How far did you and Liz get?
MAX- ( Looks to the sky, dreamingly) We saw into eachother's souls, how bout you?
KYLE- Second base.
MAX- Well, we can't win 'em all!~~ *******************************************************
INDEPENDENCE DAY- *******************************************************
SEXUAL HEALING-
~~MAX- Wait, Please? Listen Please? The main thing is...I didn't just see what you saw. I felt...what you felt...when you saw me. And I never thought anyone could really...ever feel that way about me.~~ *******************************************************
~~MICHAEL- Listen, Maxwell...you are a sensitive guy. And you have available to you one of the top 3 seduction lines in history...along with it's gonna help me find my home planet. And you're refusing to use it? No guy is that sensitive. Use it.~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- Liz Parker, I don't think that was ever gonna be your destiny.
LIZ- Ok. Fine. If you know so much, then tell me
Max...what's my destiny?
MAX- I only know the part I'm hoping for.( He takes hold of her hand.)~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- Right this minute, I can't...not touch you.~~ *******************************************************
CRAZY- *******************************************************
TESS, LIES, AND VIDEOTAPES *******************************************************
FOUR SQUARE-
~~MAX- She's dangerous, don't ever forget that.( On Tess)~~ *******************************************************
~~MAX- I will not be apart of anything as evil as you!( To Tess)~~ *******************************************************
~~LIZ- You are who you choose to be, like you are who you choose to be with.(To Max)~~ *******************************************************
MAX TO MAX *******************************************************
WHITE ROOM-
~~PIERCE- You know, I've been going about this the wrong way the whole time. It's not that you're part alien: it's that you're part human.~~
~~MAX- Who's inhuman now?~~ *******************************************************
DESTINY-
~~MAX-Whether I die tomorrow or fifty years from now...my destiny is the same..it's you.(Max to Liz)~~ *******************************************************
SKIN AND BONES-
~~MAX- Liz.
LIZ- Hi...Max.
MAX- Hi, so-so when did you get back?
LIZ- A couple of days ago...actually.
MAX- Well that's odd. Maria said you were still away.
LIZ- Yeah, I know she did...um...you know, I just wanted to get settled a little bit before...
MAX- Yeah, yeah...I understand...Listen Liz...I-I know how strange everything got before you left. But I think it's ok. No aliens have attacked. Nasedo is putting an end to the special unit as we speak. I think all of it could finally be over.
LIZ- Oh, I really hope that's true. For all of you.
MAX- And I want you to know, about the whole Tess situation...
LIZ- Oh, Max, no, you don't have to...
MAX- It's just that it's definetly over. I don't have feelings for her. I've told her that. And she understands. I know it's probably irrelevant at this point, but...just for the record.
LIZ- Right, yeah. I just wanna get a fresh start. I've decided...
MAX- Right, right. Anyway, you look...
LIZ- Oh...
MAX- Great!
LIZ- No, it's...
MAX- Different.~~ *******************************************************
ASK NOT-
~~MAX- This isn't about Tess. It's about you and me. You think I'm gonna forget about you or get over it or something, but...but I'm not. I don't...I don't care about my destiny or my planet or anything else. All I care about is you. So just know this...I'm coming for you, Liz.~~ *******************************************************
SURPRISE-
