Title: You Can't Be Serious

Author: Jeanny

E-mail: jeannygrrl@hotmail.com

Rating: G

Spoilers: Season 3 Through The Zeppo.

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Disclaimer: I don't own them, would that I did. The characters herein belong to Joss, Mutant Enemy, Greenwalt, Fox, etc. I'm merely using them to tell my own little story.

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Summary: Cordelia's thoughts after seeing Xander at the end of The Zeppo. (the last of the five fics that comprise Zeppositions)

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What the hell just happened?

That...looked like Xander Harris. But he looked all confident, like he knows something. Xander never knows anything.

And he...ignored me. Xander ignored me. He acted like I'm nothing.

I'm not nothing.

Maybe he knows about Daddy and the IRS. Knows that I'm not rich anymore. That I'm not popular anymore either, thanks to him and his straying lips.

Oh God, am I nothing?

No. Xander's the one who's nothing. He's always been nothing but a loser, except when he was dating me. And then he threw that all away, so he's a double loser. Not even worth thinking about. So I'm not thinking about him anymore. No more thoughts of Xander. Done.

I don't care what he thinks he knows. Because whatever it is, I bet it's wrong.

He looked kinda hot, though. Like he was all confident and-wait, wrong, no! No thoughts of Xander's hotness. I've stopped that temporary insanity. It's over.

I'm not thinking about Xander.

I'm not.

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