Tresca and Cyb

Ohhh you'd think at first glance
There's an armadillo in my pants
But really I'm divulging
That my pants are pretty bulging
You'll wonder all night
If I dress left or right
But really it's such a growth
That i in fact have to dress both
But it's that critter a moving
While the music is grooving
It's just a little excited
And you are invited
Nothing will come between us
Cept my armadillo penis
If you'd ever reached down and felt it
You'd know there's no way to belt it


That armadillo, that armadillo in my paaaaaants!