Disclaimer! By clicking on any of the stories below, you acknowledge that you are of a legal age to read sexually explicit material in your city, state, country, whatever. Many of the stories below depict M/M or F/F (homoerotic) situations. If this kind of thing grosses you out, turn away now. I warned you. Don't make me call your parents. I'll also warn you that not all stories are graphic, in case that's what you really wanted.

Good Fortune: Lex and Clark eat Chinese food. NC-17.

Gesundheit: Chloe and Lana get together. R.

NEW! Lex's Diary: Sometimes, Lex seems like a 13 year old girl. PG-13. All craptacular illustrations by yours truly unless otherwise blamed, er, I mean, noted.

Thirsty: Lex and Clark quench their thirst. NC-17.

Dangerous Pants: Clark learns about the dangers of button-fly jeans. R.

Mischievous Briefs: Second in the series. In progress.

Alien Kiss: Just how alien is Clark and can Lex deal with it? R.

May 8, 2002: This story has been removed for re-evaluation. Sorry for the inconvenience.

* "Demarcation" by Livia: Clark/Lex. Rated NC-17 (rating from the Smallville Slash Archive). A really absorbing and entertaining futurefic. Very well written.

* Please Do Not Tease the Boyscouts" by Helena Handbasket: Clark/Lex. Rated R. Best ever look at the art of seduction. Damn this story impressed me. Actually, you should start at the beginning of this series, "Eleven Letter Words", and work your way all the way through them. So worth the time.

* "Prophet of Eden" by Destina Fortunato: Clark/Lex. Rated NC-17. One of the most well thought-out SV fics I've read so far. Really wonderfully written, with a plot that's complex and layered, yet not difficult to follow.

* "Vast" by Miss Windy: Chloe/Whitney. Rated R for language. Yeah, these characters have never shared a scene, but in this story, the author really makes you believe they would have great chemistry together. Wonderful dialogue.

* "Velvet" by Amy: Clark/Lex. Rated NC-17. If you read just one story about Lex in a velvet dress, make it this one. It's a little hard to read on this background, but you can also find it on the LexSlash archives.